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I had trouble sleeping last night, so I decided to have a little fun with the at-one-time trending hashtag #RNCaMovie. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "Factloose"
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35 Likes, 11 Retweets

2) "When Harry Told Sally What She Could Do With Her Body"
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23 Likes, 12 Retweets

3) "The Deported"
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28 Likes, 4 Retweets

4) "The Yuge Shop of Horrors"
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13 Likes, 4 Retweets

4) "Drumpf and Drumpfer"
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14 Likes, 3 Retweets

6) "A Douchebag Orange"
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13 Likes, 3 Retweets

7) "Donald and the Vanilla Factory"
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10 Likes, 5 Retweets

7) "Trump Steaks On a Plane"
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13 Likes, 2 Retweets

7) "Back to the Torture"
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14 Likes, 1 Retweet

10) "To Shoot a Friend Who Looks Like a Mockingbird"
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10 Likes, 4 Retweets

11) "American Psychos"
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9 Likes, 4 Retweets

11) "Black Men Can't Vote"
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9 Likes, 4 Retweets

13) "The Usual Rejects"
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9 Likes, 3 Retweets

14) "Mr. Dunce Goes to Washington"
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10 Likes, 1 Retweet

15) "Lethal Weapons Don't Kill; People Kill"
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7 Likes, 3 Retweets

16) "Lie Hard: With No Apprehension"
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7 Likes, 2 Retweets

16) "The Maniacal Candidate"
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7 Likes, 2 Retweets

16) "The Logic Crashers"
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7 Likes, 2 Retweets

16) "Minority Shortage Report"
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7 Likes, 2 Retweets

16) "Bowling for (Biblical) Concubines"
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8 Likes, 1 Retweet

21) "Bat-Sh*t Crazy v Superdouche"
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6 Likes, 2 Retweets

21) "Con-Men"
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7 Likes, 1 Retweet

23) "The Fashion of the Christie"
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7 Likes, 0 Retweets

24) "Truth-Slaying Congressman Ryan"
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4 Likes, 2 Retweets

25) "2016: A Space in the Noggin Odyssey"
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4 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 281 Likes, 78 Retweets (Averages of 11.2 Likes, 3.1 Retweets)

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