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The DNC on Twitter: Day 4

I did it! I don't know how, but I did it! I live-tweeted throughout all eight days of both conventions! Here are my posts from day 4 of the DNC, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) DNC nominee narration: God, I mean, Morgan Freeman
RNC nominee narration: A pissed off Sam Kinison
#DemsInPhilly
157 Likes, 61 Retweets

2) RNC: "Dems are divisive! Now let's demonize most groups of people!"

DNC: "Let's accept & fight for the equality of all!"
#DemsInPhilly
108 Likes, 90 Retweets

3) Hillary Clinton: "Let's fix things together!"
Donald Trump: "I fix stuff. Hell, just look at my hair!"
#DemsInPhilly
127 Likes, 61 Retweets

4) DNC: "Disarm hate!"

RNC: "Nominate hate!"
#DemsInPhilly
127 Likes, 59 Retweets

5) Trump: "Who is this guy? Some general dude? Whatever. I know more about war than he does. I played with G.I. Joes once."
#DemsInPhilly
121 Likes, 61 Retweets

6) Trump: "Obama's a dictator & Hillary's just like Obama!"
Clinton: "Let's do this together!"
Trump: "No, I can do it myself!"
#DemsInPhilly
113 Likes, 50 Retweets

7) DNC: "You've Got a Friend"

RNC: "I Hate Everything About You"
#DemsInPhilly
107 Likes, 52 Retweets

8) DNC: "We're with her!"

RNC: "We're with Russia!"
#DemsInPhilly
91 Likes, 67 Retweets

9) Clinton: "My mother's voice continues to inspire me!"

Trump: "The voices I hear are named Vladimir, Loco, & Pumpkin-face."
#DemsInPhilly
105 Likes, 37 Retweets

10) DNC: "We're with love, science, and sanity!"

RNC: "We're with batsh*t crazy!"
#DemsInPhilly
101 Likes, 38 Retweets

11) DNC: "USA! USA! USA!"

RNC: "R-U-S. Is that one 's' or two? R-U-S-S-I-A!"
#DemsInPhilly
81 Likes, 56 Retweets

12) DNC: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!"

RNC: "...and the bigly educated people..."
#DemsInPhilly
94 Likes, 31 Retweets

13) Trump: "Why all the insults? I know everything about the military & war! I played Risk against myself ten times & won once!"
#DemsInPhilly
92 Likes, 20 Retweets

14) DNC: "Let's all hold hands for the picture."

RNC: "For the picture, act like you're gonna punch the person to your left."
#DemsInPhilly
69 Likes, 32 Retweets

15) DNC: "We are connected! We are one! We are the United States!"
RNC: "Whatever! Get off our lawn!"
#DemsInPhilly
62 Likes, 29 Retweets

15) DNC: "We need to stop bullying!"

RNC: "The only way to stop bullying is electing a bully! Logic!"
#DemsInPhilly
67 Likes, 24 Retweets

15) Trump: "What the hell is with this happy music? Come on! 'You Can't Always Get What You Want' or 'All By Myself!'"
#DemsInPhilly
69 Likes, 22 Retweets

18) DNC: "Our nominee has the intelligence to lead us!"

Trump: "Whatevs. My intelligence is yugely more bigly than her's!"
#DemsInPhilly
59 Likes, 31 Retweets

19) Clinton: "I'm going to call you all my friends!"

Trump: "Hey losers!"
#DemsInPhilly
65 Likes, 18 Retweets

20) Clinton: "Let's stop sending jobs overseas!"

Trump: "Oh, no, no, no! Little Jose and Chico make the best Trump ties!"
#DemsInPhilly
57 Likes, 21 Retweets

21) Chelsea Clinton mentions FaceTime
Trump: "What the hell is that? A special clock for Facebook?"
#DemsInPhilly
54 Likes, 17 Retweets

22) DNC: Katy Perry performs
Trump:"What about that kissed a girl song? I kissed several girls while married 3 times & I liked it"
#DemsInPhilly
52 Likes, 17 Retweets

23) Trump: "I'm so unbelievably respectful of women."
DNC: Women senators speak
Trump: "They're so not 10s, just like Heidi Klum."
#DemsInPhilly
45 Likes, 18 Retweets

23) Priebus ::drinking JD:: "Why couldn't we have had this convention? If only my name were Barack, Barack Priebus. Yeah..."
#DemsInPhilly
51 Likes, 12 Retweets

25) Clyburn: "Let's work together!"
Trump: "Whatever. Just give me millions of dollars like daddy did."
#DemsInPhilly
40 Likes, 15 Retweets

26) DNC:"Trump/Pence is the Make Misogyny Great Again ticket!"

RNC:"Not true! When ordering a sandwich, we say, 'Hold the miso!'"
#DemsInPhilly
36 Likes, 16 Retweets

27) Trump: "Maybe I should write a poem called 'Hope':
Hate is awesome
Out to get you
Punch random strangers
End of the world"
#DemsInPhilly
39 Likes, 12 Retweets

28) DNC: "All details matter!"

RNC: "Details? What are those? Oh, well, we did play pin the detail on the donkey once."
#DemsInPhilly
39 Likes, 10 Retweets

29) Cuomo: "Imagine how strong we will be..."
Trump: "After I get those 7 hand-enlargement surgeries, I'm gonna be yugely strong!"
#DemsInPhilly
39 Likes, 8 Retweets

30) DNC: "Si se puede! Si se puede! Si se puede!"
Trump: "Chichi says what? Oh, that reminds me, taco bowl at Trump Tower."
#DemsInPhilly
22 Likes, 10 Retweets

Day 4 Totals: 2,292 Likes, 995 Retweets (Averages of 76.4 Likes, 33.2 Retweets)

Overall Totals: 9,000 Likes, 4,267 Retweets (Averages of 78.2 Likes, 37.1 Retweets)

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