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Mary Fallin: "Donald Trump is a racial healer!"

Do you want to hear a funny joke which wasn't intended on being a joke in the first place? Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin, take it away...

"I think he [Donald Trump] is trying to campaign as a racial healer. I think that has been part of his message, if you watch what he said this week, he talked about how devastating it was for Dallas, how we need to respect our law enforcement, to pray for those who are killed and those who are injured."

Yes, the Oklahoma governor actually said that. Let's look back at some of Mr. Trump's previous quotes (with a sarcastic twist on them, of course) to see if Ms. Fallin's claim holds any water.

Trump: "Obama's not really an American! He wasn't born here! He was born in CanYaOrCan'tYa or something."

Fallin: "He's just trying to be a racial healer."


Trump: "You can't spell 'negotiator' without 'Jews'."

Fallin: "He's just trying to be a racial healer."


Trump: "Mexicans are like rapists and stuff."

Fallin: "He's just trying to be a racial healer."


Trump: "Not all terrorists are Muslims, but all Muslims are terrorists, so let's ban all Muslims from entering this country, because, you know, math."

Fallin: "He's just trying to be a racial healer."


Trump: "Ask any Hispanic - there's nothing better on Cinco de Mayo than taco bowls at Trump Tower!"

Fallin: "He's just trying to be a racial healer."


Trump: "I retweeted white supremacists' false stats on the blacks because I love the blacks!"

Fallin: "He's just trying to be a racial healer."


Trump: "Let's make America white, I mean, great again!"

Fallin: "He's just trying to be a racial healer."


Yeah, while we're at it, let's give praise to David Duke as well.

Duke: "I can't stand black people."

Fallin: "He's just trying to be a racial healer."


Two things can be deduced from this piece: 1) Donald Trump is as much a "racial healer" as Kid Rock is a Denzel Washington clone, and 2) No one with an IQ higher than 70 will ever say this about Mary Fallin: "She's just trying to be a rational thinker."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-racial-healer_us_578261cae4b0c590f7e9bfab?

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