As I said I would do, I live-tweeted during day 3 of the RNC yesterday, so here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Newt: "Liberals have destroyed the sanctity of marriage. Now let me tell you about Donald and my's 6 wives..."
#RNCinCLE
256 Likes, 185 Retweets
2) Eric Trump: "I want to thank my rich dad for his rich dad & giving me a better chance to be rich. We can all have rich daddies!"
#RNCinCLE
191 Likes, 121 Retweets
3) GOP: "America deserves better!"
...and you give us Trump? Excuse me for a moment...
#RNCinCLE
174 Likes, 84 Retweets
4) Voldemort has just appeared on the stage...
#RNCinCLE
160 Likes, 70 Retweets
5) Pence: "We need a Supreme Court that takes away your healthcare, reverses equal rights, removes women's rights, b/c freedom!"
#RNCinCLE
104 Likes, 75 Retweets
6) Laura Ingraham: "Some people don't respect rich straight white gun-toting men more than everyone else, which is disrespectful."
#RNCinCLE
110 Likes, 49 Retweets
7) Alvarado: "The last 8 years have been a nightmare! Bring back the recession! Bring back 9/11! Bring back Hurricane Katrina!"
#RNCinCLE
83 Likes, 54 Retweets
8) Alvarado: "Ms. Clinton, you don't deserve the vote of the Hispanic community. Call us murderers & rapists & we'll think about it."
#RNCinCLE
84 Likes, 52 Retweets
9) Cruz: "I'm now going to bash Obama and Clinton on their wealth while supporting Donald Trump, because I like unintentional irony."
#RNCinCLE
83 Likes, 49 Retweets
10) Pastor Scott: "Let's forget the recession started under a Republican president for a moment, b/c Jesus loves a liar! Hallelujah!"
#RNCinCLE
67 Likes, 56 Retweets
11) Bondi: "Donald Trump will stop lawlessness right after he settles 3,500 lawsuits of his own, I promise!"
#RNCinCLE
68 Likes, 51 Retweets
12) Eric Trump: "Vote for the guy who never got a check from government because he was born rich, just like all of you!"
#RNCinCLE
84 Likes, 34 Retweets
13) Mike Pence: "I'm a Christian, conservative, Republican, and douche in reverse order."
#RNCinCLE
82 Likes, 29 Retweets
14) Newt: "Like the war on drugs, we need to win the war on terror, and then win the war on unicorns, because that's just as likely."
#RNCinCLE
79 Likes, 24 Retweets
15) GOP: "Let's make America great again according to 1% of the population, but suck really really bad for everyone else."
#RNCinCLE
55 Likes, 38 Retweets
16) Van Etten: "We lost jobs under Bush, gained jobs under Obama, which means the liberals have destroyed the economy! Math!"
#RNCinCLE
55 Likes, 33 Retweets
16) Rumor has it Ted Cruz has written Melania Trump's next speech, entitled, "Green Eggs and Ham."
#RNCinCLE
59 Likes, 29 Retweets
18) Walker: "Liberals created our problems! Reagan's trickle-down? Liberal! Bush's recession? Liberal!"
#RNCinCLE
53 Likes, 33 Retweets
18) GOP: "Obama is a tyrant for passing healthcare reform. What we need is a president who wants to take over the world!"
#RNCinCLE
61 Likes, 25 Retweets
20) Pence: "This is the best Democrats can do with the economy! Wanna know the best Republicans can do? Look at Kansas!"
#RNCinCLE
47 Likes, 34 Retweets
21) Ingraham: "Dems had their chance to fix the recession we created, so now it's our chance to create another one!"
#RNCinCLE
51 Likes, 29 Retweets
22) Pastor: "We are the greatest nation in history so let's try to destroy this nation by electing a reality tv show star president!"
#RNCinCLE
52 Like, 26 Retweets
23) Pam Bondi: "Just so you know, my new book, 'How to Utter More Clichés Than a Football Coach' will be on the shelves next week!"
#RNCinCLE
46 Likes, 25 Retweets
24) Van Etten: "Ronald Reagan is a God! Common Core is the devil! Common Core was a Reagan invention! Yeah!" - http://www.newsweek.com/conservatives-have-forgotten-common-core-reagan-invention-370429 …
#RNCinCLE
35 Likes, 34 Retweets
25) Walker: "I was bet $10 I couldn't yell in an annoying monotone voice for the entire duration of this speech!"
#RNCinCLE
48 Likes, 18 Retweets
26) Ben Carson: "I betcha I can get them to fall asleep before you."
Mike Pence: "Nuh uh"
Carson: "Yuh huh"
Pence: Zzzz
Carson: Zzzz
#RNCinCLE
45 Likes, 18 Retweets
27) GOP: "What we need is a president who acts like Rambo but believes in Jesus. The world needs to fear gun-toting Jesus!"
#RNCinCLE
42 Likes, 19 Retweets
28) Make America First Again summary: "Make America first in: Vagueness, fallacies, and fools in office."
#RNCinCLE
39 Likes, 21 Retweets
29) Since Melania plagiarized current First Lady Michelle Obama, my money's on Eric Trump plagiarizing ex-First Lady Hillary Clinton.
#RNCinCLE
38 Likes, 17 Retweets
30) Walker: "A vote for anyone other than Donald Trump in November is a vote for sanity, I mean, wait, give me a moment..."
#RNCinCLE
31 Likes, 19 Retweets
30) Rubio: "I know I said I'd never vote for Trump, but I sold my soul in exchange for a lifetime supply of water bottles."
#RNCinCLE
36 Likes, 14 Retweets
32) Hamm: "Climate change isn't a big problem. I can't see into the future, you know? But Jesus will come again soon, believe me!"
#RNCinCLE
28 Likes, 21 Retweets
33) GOP: "We need the world to fear us!"
Pence speaks about just that
GOP (see picture)
#RNCinCLE
31 Likes, 17 Retweets
34) Phillip Ruffin: "Trump's handshake is a special thing, even though you only need your pointer finger to shake a full hand of his."
#RNCinCLE
32 Likes, 13 Retweets
35) Walker: "Hillary put our security at risk like never before, even on Bush's 9/11, because that was her fault too!"
#RNCinCLE
30 Likes, 14 Retweets
36) RNC
Day 1: "Make America Great Again!"
Day 2: "Make America Work Again!"
Day 3: "Just Kidding. Make America Suck!"
#RNCinCLE
35 Likes, 6 Retweets
37) Rick Scott: "The answer to defeating terror is honesty! Trump lies 8 out of 10 times he speaks, so he'll defeat terrorism!"
#RNCinCLE
29 Likes, 11 Retweets
38) GOP: "We want to keep the American Dream alive for 2% while Democrats want to try and make it possible for more, which is evil."
#RNCinCLE
24 Likes, 10 Retweets
39) Pence: "The media has trouble figuring out our nominee, bc Trump is like a different puzzle every day-the pieces always changing."
#RNCinCLE
22 Likes, 11 Retweets
39) Pence: "It's status quo versus change - what we've had the past 8 years or a reversion to the 18th century!"
#RNCinCLE
23 Likes, 10 Retweets
41) "Make America First Again" should have been called "Make America Sleep Again"
#RNCinCLE
23 Likes, 8 Retweets
41) Cruz: "If you thought I looked creepy before, just you wait, for that's what jumping on the Trump Train does to a person."
#RNCinCLE
24 Likes, 7 Retweets
43) Ryan: "I've seen Mike Pence up close, seen what he's made of - and no, I haven't seen Pence's penis. Not that close!"
#RNCinCLE
25 Likes, 5 Retweets
44) Song choices: "Sweet Caroline" and "Ring of Fire"
Yup, North Carolina is a ring of fire and not so sweet b/c of Governor McCrory.
#RNCinCLE
21 Likes, 7 Retweets
45) Van Etten: "I hate Reagan's, I mean Obama's Common Core! What do we need? Trump University, Trump Steaks, & Trump Vodka!"
#RNCinCLE
16 Likes, 9 Retweets
45) Lynne Patton: "If you believe in the Bible, you should believe in Donald Trump, because, you see, his mother was a virgin..."
#RNCinCLE
22 Likes, 3 Retweets
47) Walker: "Are you ready to rock, Cleveland? Do monotone chants with me! Come on! No, not 'Free Bird.' America deserves better!"
#RNCinCLE
14 Likes, 10 Retweets
47) Ingraham: "Donald Trump puts the citizens first - the ones whose names rhyme with Ronald Dump! Fact!"
#RNCinCLE
18 Likes, 6 Retweets
49) Harold Hamm: "Just to let you all know, I'm going to do my best Forrest Gump impression throughout this speech."
#RNCinCLE
19 Likes, 1 Retweet
50) Song: "He can buy me a boat."
Fine, but Trump isn't going to buy this country's vote in November!
#RNCinCLE
12 Likes, 5 Retweets
51) Bondi: "America needs to act like America again, meaning I can't accept maturation & want to be a kid again!"
#RNCinCLE
14 Likes, 2 Retweets
Day 3 Totals: 2,877 Likes, 1,542 Retweets (Averages of 56.4 Likes, 30.2 Retweets)
Overall Totals: 7,707 Likes, 3,918 Retweets (Averages of 47.9 Likes, 24.3 Retweets)
1) Newt: "Liberals have destroyed the sanctity of marriage. Now let me tell you about Donald and my's 6 wives..."
#RNCinCLE
256 Likes, 185 Retweets
2) Eric Trump: "I want to thank my rich dad for his rich dad & giving me a better chance to be rich. We can all have rich daddies!"
#RNCinCLE
191 Likes, 121 Retweets
3) GOP: "America deserves better!"
...and you give us Trump? Excuse me for a moment...
#RNCinCLE
174 Likes, 84 Retweets
4) Voldemort has just appeared on the stage...
#RNCinCLE
160 Likes, 70 Retweets
5) Pence: "We need a Supreme Court that takes away your healthcare, reverses equal rights, removes women's rights, b/c freedom!"
#RNCinCLE
104 Likes, 75 Retweets
6) Laura Ingraham: "Some people don't respect rich straight white gun-toting men more than everyone else, which is disrespectful."
#RNCinCLE
110 Likes, 49 Retweets
7) Alvarado: "The last 8 years have been a nightmare! Bring back the recession! Bring back 9/11! Bring back Hurricane Katrina!"
#RNCinCLE
83 Likes, 54 Retweets
8) Alvarado: "Ms. Clinton, you don't deserve the vote of the Hispanic community. Call us murderers & rapists & we'll think about it."
#RNCinCLE
84 Likes, 52 Retweets
9) Cruz: "I'm now going to bash Obama and Clinton on their wealth while supporting Donald Trump, because I like unintentional irony."
#RNCinCLE
83 Likes, 49 Retweets
10) Pastor Scott: "Let's forget the recession started under a Republican president for a moment, b/c Jesus loves a liar! Hallelujah!"
#RNCinCLE
67 Likes, 56 Retweets
11) Bondi: "Donald Trump will stop lawlessness right after he settles 3,500 lawsuits of his own, I promise!"
#RNCinCLE
68 Likes, 51 Retweets
12) Eric Trump: "Vote for the guy who never got a check from government because he was born rich, just like all of you!"
#RNCinCLE
84 Likes, 34 Retweets
13) Mike Pence: "I'm a Christian, conservative, Republican, and douche in reverse order."
#RNCinCLE
82 Likes, 29 Retweets
14) Newt: "Like the war on drugs, we need to win the war on terror, and then win the war on unicorns, because that's just as likely."
#RNCinCLE
79 Likes, 24 Retweets
15) GOP: "Let's make America great again according to 1% of the population, but suck really really bad for everyone else."
#RNCinCLE
55 Likes, 38 Retweets
16) Van Etten: "We lost jobs under Bush, gained jobs under Obama, which means the liberals have destroyed the economy! Math!"
#RNCinCLE
55 Likes, 33 Retweets
16) Rumor has it Ted Cruz has written Melania Trump's next speech, entitled, "Green Eggs and Ham."
#RNCinCLE
59 Likes, 29 Retweets
18) Walker: "Liberals created our problems! Reagan's trickle-down? Liberal! Bush's recession? Liberal!"
#RNCinCLE
53 Likes, 33 Retweets
18) GOP: "Obama is a tyrant for passing healthcare reform. What we need is a president who wants to take over the world!"
#RNCinCLE
61 Likes, 25 Retweets
20) Pence: "This is the best Democrats can do with the economy! Wanna know the best Republicans can do? Look at Kansas!"
#RNCinCLE
47 Likes, 34 Retweets
21) Ingraham: "Dems had their chance to fix the recession we created, so now it's our chance to create another one!"
#RNCinCLE
51 Likes, 29 Retweets
22) Pastor: "We are the greatest nation in history so let's try to destroy this nation by electing a reality tv show star president!"
#RNCinCLE
52 Like, 26 Retweets
23) Pam Bondi: "Just so you know, my new book, 'How to Utter More Clichés Than a Football Coach' will be on the shelves next week!"
#RNCinCLE
46 Likes, 25 Retweets
24) Van Etten: "Ronald Reagan is a God! Common Core is the devil! Common Core was a Reagan invention! Yeah!" - http://www.newsweek.com/conservatives-have-forgotten-common-core-reagan-invention-370429 …
#RNCinCLE
35 Likes, 34 Retweets
25) Walker: "I was bet $10 I couldn't yell in an annoying monotone voice for the entire duration of this speech!"
#RNCinCLE
48 Likes, 18 Retweets
26) Ben Carson: "I betcha I can get them to fall asleep before you."
Mike Pence: "Nuh uh"
Carson: "Yuh huh"
Pence: Zzzz
Carson: Zzzz
#RNCinCLE
45 Likes, 18 Retweets
27) GOP: "What we need is a president who acts like Rambo but believes in Jesus. The world needs to fear gun-toting Jesus!"
#RNCinCLE
42 Likes, 19 Retweets
28) Make America First Again summary: "Make America first in: Vagueness, fallacies, and fools in office."
#RNCinCLE
39 Likes, 21 Retweets
29) Since Melania plagiarized current First Lady Michelle Obama, my money's on Eric Trump plagiarizing ex-First Lady Hillary Clinton.
#RNCinCLE
38 Likes, 17 Retweets
30) Walker: "A vote for anyone other than Donald Trump in November is a vote for sanity, I mean, wait, give me a moment..."
#RNCinCLE
31 Likes, 19 Retweets
30) Rubio: "I know I said I'd never vote for Trump, but I sold my soul in exchange for a lifetime supply of water bottles."
#RNCinCLE
36 Likes, 14 Retweets
32) Hamm: "Climate change isn't a big problem. I can't see into the future, you know? But Jesus will come again soon, believe me!"
#RNCinCLE
28 Likes, 21 Retweets
33) GOP: "We need the world to fear us!"
Pence speaks about just that
GOP (see picture)
#RNCinCLE
31 Likes, 17 Retweets
34) Phillip Ruffin: "Trump's handshake is a special thing, even though you only need your pointer finger to shake a full hand of his."
#RNCinCLE
32 Likes, 13 Retweets
35) Walker: "Hillary put our security at risk like never before, even on Bush's 9/11, because that was her fault too!"
#RNCinCLE
30 Likes, 14 Retweets
36) RNC
Day 1: "Make America Great Again!"
Day 2: "Make America Work Again!"
Day 3: "Just Kidding. Make America Suck!"
#RNCinCLE
35 Likes, 6 Retweets
37) Rick Scott: "The answer to defeating terror is honesty! Trump lies 8 out of 10 times he speaks, so he'll defeat terrorism!"
#RNCinCLE
29 Likes, 11 Retweets
38) GOP: "We want to keep the American Dream alive for 2% while Democrats want to try and make it possible for more, which is evil."
#RNCinCLE
24 Likes, 10 Retweets
39) Pence: "The media has trouble figuring out our nominee, bc Trump is like a different puzzle every day-the pieces always changing."
#RNCinCLE
22 Likes, 11 Retweets
39) Pence: "It's status quo versus change - what we've had the past 8 years or a reversion to the 18th century!"
#RNCinCLE
23 Likes, 10 Retweets
41) "Make America First Again" should have been called "Make America Sleep Again"
#RNCinCLE
23 Likes, 8 Retweets
41) Cruz: "If you thought I looked creepy before, just you wait, for that's what jumping on the Trump Train does to a person."
#RNCinCLE
24 Likes, 7 Retweets
43) Ryan: "I've seen Mike Pence up close, seen what he's made of - and no, I haven't seen Pence's penis. Not that close!"
#RNCinCLE
25 Likes, 5 Retweets
44) Song choices: "Sweet Caroline" and "Ring of Fire"
Yup, North Carolina is a ring of fire and not so sweet b/c of Governor McCrory.
#RNCinCLE
21 Likes, 7 Retweets
45) Van Etten: "I hate Reagan's, I mean Obama's Common Core! What do we need? Trump University, Trump Steaks, & Trump Vodka!"
#RNCinCLE
16 Likes, 9 Retweets
45) Lynne Patton: "If you believe in the Bible, you should believe in Donald Trump, because, you see, his mother was a virgin..."
#RNCinCLE
22 Likes, 3 Retweets
47) Walker: "Are you ready to rock, Cleveland? Do monotone chants with me! Come on! No, not 'Free Bird.' America deserves better!"
#RNCinCLE
14 Likes, 10 Retweets
47) Ingraham: "Donald Trump puts the citizens first - the ones whose names rhyme with Ronald Dump! Fact!"
#RNCinCLE
18 Likes, 6 Retweets
49) Harold Hamm: "Just to let you all know, I'm going to do my best Forrest Gump impression throughout this speech."
#RNCinCLE
19 Likes, 1 Retweet
50) Song: "He can buy me a boat."
Fine, but Trump isn't going to buy this country's vote in November!
#RNCinCLE
12 Likes, 5 Retweets
51) Bondi: "America needs to act like America again, meaning I can't accept maturation & want to be a kid again!"
#RNCinCLE
14 Likes, 2 Retweets
Day 3 Totals: 2,877 Likes, 1,542 Retweets (Averages of 56.4 Likes, 30.2 Retweets)
Overall Totals: 7,707 Likes, 3,918 Retweets (Averages of 47.9 Likes, 24.3 Retweets)
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