As I said I'd be doing, I live-tweeted throughout the Republican National Convention yesterday and thought I'd share my posts with my readers. Here they are, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Melania Trump: "Donald has been a great father to his three sons & two daughters, including the one he wants to bang."
#RNCinCLE
158 Likes, 72 Retweets
2) Giuliani: "Benghazi is all Hillary's fault! The 13 embassy attacks under Bush's watch were not his fault, because consistency!"
#RNCinCLE
131 Likes, 89 Retweets
3) Scott Baio: "Trump is gonna represent everyone, & when I say everyone, I mean straight Christian rich gun-toting white men!"
#RNCinCLE
94 Likes, 59 Retweets
4) Patricia Smith: "Chant with me: All conspiracies are true! Now where did I put my special hat?"
#RNCinCLE
106 Likes, 45 Retweets
5) The GOP reportedly decided to start w/the song "Happy Together," b/c the coin landed on heads. Tails was 2Pac's "F*ck All Y'all."
#RNC2016
93 Likes, 41 Retweets
6) David Clarke: "We cannot be great if we live in fear, so let's make you all a little more paranoid."
#RNCinCLE
88 Likes, 37 Retweets
7) Melania Trump: "In case you didn't know, the J. in Donald J. Trump stands for Jackass."
#RNCinCLE
83 Likes, 35 Retweets
8) GOP: "It's wrong for Dems to ever play the race card, but it's perfectly fine for us to revolve the RNC around the fear card."
#RNCinCLE
85 Likes, 32 Retweets
9) Just 3 hours into the convention, 75% of college students have passed out due to taking shots every time Reagan was mentioned.
#RNCinCLE
82 Likes, 30 Retweets
10) Giuliani: "I'm sick & tired of the defamation of Trump by the media & liberals using his own words against him!"
#RNCinCLE
64 Likes, 45 Retweets
10) Antonio Sabato: "Scott Baio & I will be signing autographs after the show under the banner 'These Guys Kind Of Look Familiar'"
#RNCinCLE
72 Likes, 37 Retweets
12) Trump: "We're gonna win; we're gonna win so bigly, even bigger than bigly - like bigly times a google million thousand."
#RNCinCLE
69 Likes, 34 Retweets
13) Melania Trump: "Before he mastered geography, Donald told me, 'I'm glad we never built a wall between the U.S. & Slovenia.'"
#RNCinCLE
63 Likes, 39 Retweets
14) Sabato: "Trump is about unity! Building walls, deportations, bannings - if that doesn't signify unity, I don't know what does!"
#RNCinCLE
62 Likes, 34 Retweets
15) Walden: "Obama's killing jobs! He's created over 10 million while Bush created 1 million, & 1 million is greater than 10 million!"
#RNC2016
48 Likes, 42 Retweets
16) Giuliani: "People are afraid in this country! Speaking of which, what was my main talking point once? Oh yeah - 9/11! 9/11! 9/11!"
#RNCinCLE
54 Likes, 23 Retweets
17) Steve King: "The GOP is the party of progress. Now let's talk about how our party hasn't changed since 1929. Period."
#RNC2016
45 Likes 27 Retweets
18) Michael McCaul: "Keep dangerous people out of this country, but elect the most dangerous man president - Donald Trump! USA! USA!"
#RNCinCLE
43 Likes, 28 Retweets
19) Pat Roberts: "9/11 happened under Bush; 400,000+ died via guns since then; but that's nothing compared to the 4 in Benghazi."
#RNC2016
46 Likes, 24 Retweets
19) Darryl Glenn: "Democrats are the party of handouts, while Republicans are the party of handouts to billionaires! So there!"
#RNCinCLE
54 Likes, 16 Retweets
21) Giuliani: "The first step to beating our enemy is identifying them, like Trump did when he talked about Mexican rapists."
#RNCinCLE
41 Likes, 28 Retweets
22) Scott Walker: "I have great faith in the American people, but not the gov't, even though many of us in gov't are sort of people."
#RNC2016
40 Likes, 24 Retweets
23) Current tally-board
Ronald Reagan mentions: 3
Pantsuit jokes: 1
Lines of substance: 0
Moments of silence: Not enough
#RNC2016
41 Likes, 22 Retweets
23) Chachi: "Let's make our days happy again by electing this cool customer as president!"
#RNCinCLE
45 Likes, 18 Retweets
25) Clarke: "By making the rest of the world hate us more & creating countless new enemies, Trump will make this country safe again!"
#RNCinCLE
40 Likes, 22 Retweets
25) Joni Ernst: "Blah blah... Bread bags are made for walkin'... Blah blah..."
#RNCinCLE
47 Likes, 15 Retweets
27) Rick Perry: "I got my glasses on, so when I forget how to count to 3 again, I'll at least look more smarter than the last time."
#RNCinCLE
47 Likes, 14 Retweets
28) Michael Flynn: "Hillary has no coherent plan to win the war. Trump does! He says just do it & he'll get it done! That's strategy!"
#RNCinCLE
43 Likes, 17 Retweets
29) Sessions: "Donald Trump will build the bigliest wall in history, with his bare hands, in his first 24 hours as president!"
#RNCinCLE
43 Likes, 16 Retweets
29) Baio: "As 'Charles in Charge,' let me just say I want to put Chester Cheetah in charge!"
#RNCinCLE
34 Likes, 25 Retweets
31) Rep. Glenn: "Clinton should be in an orange jumpsuit! Trump and his 3,500 lawsuits? He should be president of the United States!"
#RNCinCLE
34 Likes, 18 Retweets
32) "13 Hours" authors: "Let's make America safe again like it was under Bush, well, after 9/11!"
#RNCinCLE
32 Likes, 19 Retweets
32) Flynn: "To win the war, we need a leader who speaks and acts before thinking, and that's Donald Trump!"
#RNCinCLE
39 Likes, 12 Retweets
34) GOP: "On the first night, we'll give the first few speakers a combined 10 minutes, & then read the whole Benghazi book."
#RNCinCLE
29 Likes, 18 Retweets
35) With the absence of anyone at the podium, the quantity of substance uttered has not decreased any
#RNCinCLE
34 Likes, 12 Retweets
36) Mark Burns: "There can be no denying that Donald Trump believes in the name of Jesus Christ! Just look at Two Corinthians!"
#RNCinCLE
33 Likes, 11 Retweets
36) Rep. Glenn: "We're more racially divided now than before Obama became president! Why? His skin color. Thanks, Obama!"
#RNCinCLE
38 Likes, 6 Retweets
38) Virginia Foxx: "We'll be the people, & by people I mean corporations, for corporations are people, my friends."
#RNCinCLE
27 Likes, 15 Retweets
39) Roger Wicker: "We've seen a rebound over the last 8 years. Let's make America great again by starting another recession!"
#RNC2016
25 Likes, 16 Retweets
40) Joke of the Night
Tom Cotton: "We can trust reality star Sir Talks-a-Lot Donald Trump with classified information! Fact!"
#RNCinCLE
26 Likes, 14 Retweets
40) GOP: "The less the government intervenes, the better, well, except when it comes to women's thingies, because All Vaginas Matter."
#RNC2016
28 Likes, 12 Retweets
40) Flynn: "America is the greatest country in the history of the world, so let's make it great again with Donald Trump!"
#RNCinCLE
29 Likes, 11 Retweets
43) RNC speakers: "Donald Trump is like a hybrid of Rambo and Jesus! Rambo Christ! Yee-haw!"
#RNCinCLE
27 Likes, 12 Retweets
43) Roberts: "Enough w/identity politics! Let's discriminate against gays; limit opportunity for blacks; prevent equal pay for women!"
#RNC2016
28 Likes, 11 Retweets
45) King: "PBO's tenure is like the depression, even though he helped us rebound from a recession that started under Bush, b/c logic."
#RNC2016
27 Likes, 10 Retweets
46) At the request of Trump/his 3 wives, the RNC band altered the words to AC/DCs song to, "You, you, & you shook me all night long."
#RNCinCLE
26 Likes, 10 Retweets
47) Walden: "Dems=party of the status quo, so we need to go back to the way things were before Obamacare & take away your healthcare!"
#RNC2016
26 Likes, 7 Retweets
48) 2012 RNC: We built that!
2016 RNC: Make America great again!
Leader of 2016 GOP? Made himself great w/a $1 million loan from daddy
#RNCinCLE
22 Likes, 10 Retweets
48) BREAKING NEWS: With the lies seeming to come nonstop, Politifact has even provided the RNC band's lyrics with Pants on Fire grades
#RNC2016
23 Likes, 9 Retweets
50) John Barrasso: "Too many people are living paycheck to paycheck as opposed to no paycheck under Bush. Make America great again!"
#RNCinCLE
19 Likes, 12 Retweets
50) Willie Robertson: "Donald Trump and I are both ugly. That's all I got. Goodnight everyone!"
#RNCinCLE
21 Likes, 10 Retweets
52) Giuliani: "Let me take a Clinton quote out of context again. When I said Putin was a great leader, that was in context."
#RNCinCLE
19 Likes, 11 Retweets
53) Roger Wicker: "Wages have been stagnant since long before Obama became president, so it's all Obama's fault! Thanks, Obama!"
#RNC2016
19 Likes, 10 Retweets
54) Duffy reality show: "Socialism, communism, haha corny joke, Benghazi, great again, blah blah, whatever, reality tv, like awesome!"
#RNCinCLE
21 Likes, 6 Retweets
54) Ronald Reagan's name just got uttered for the second time. Frat parties did shot #2 as a result!
#RNC2016
23 Likes, 4 Retweets
56) Jeff Sessions: "The economy is on the wrong track. It has been for a while, like, since Reagan. I mean, anyway, Obama sucks!"
#RNCinCLE
17 Likes, 9 Retweets
57) Greg Walden: "As lead spokesman for Always Opposite Day, let me just say President Obama was never willing to work with Congress!"
#RNC2016
19 Likes, 1 Retweet
58) David Avella: "I'm going to get deep & quote Aristotle. Speaking of smart, we need to elect a racist for president!"
#RNC2016
11 Likes, 3 Retweets
59) Martin Lawrence, what's your take on what's happening right now at the RNC? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvqJ1mTkEuY …
#RNCinCLE
7 Likes, 4 Retweets
60) Senator Sanders, would you please describe the first couple hours of the Republican National Convention? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxLdmfP0PKA …
#RNC2016
5 Likes, 3 Retweets
Day 1 Totals: 2,695 Likes, 1,296 Retweets (Averages of 44.9 Likes, 21.6 Retweets)
Overall Totals: 2,695 Likes, 1,296 Retweets (Averages of 44.9 Likes, 21.6 Retweets)
1) Melania Trump: "Donald has been a great father to his three sons & two daughters, including the one he wants to bang."
#RNCinCLE
158 Likes, 72 Retweets
2) Giuliani: "Benghazi is all Hillary's fault! The 13 embassy attacks under Bush's watch were not his fault, because consistency!"
#RNCinCLE
131 Likes, 89 Retweets
3) Scott Baio: "Trump is gonna represent everyone, & when I say everyone, I mean straight Christian rich gun-toting white men!"
#RNCinCLE
94 Likes, 59 Retweets
4) Patricia Smith: "Chant with me: All conspiracies are true! Now where did I put my special hat?"
#RNCinCLE
106 Likes, 45 Retweets
5) The GOP reportedly decided to start w/the song "Happy Together," b/c the coin landed on heads. Tails was 2Pac's "F*ck All Y'all."
#RNC2016
93 Likes, 41 Retweets
6) David Clarke: "We cannot be great if we live in fear, so let's make you all a little more paranoid."
#RNCinCLE
88 Likes, 37 Retweets
7) Melania Trump: "In case you didn't know, the J. in Donald J. Trump stands for Jackass."
#RNCinCLE
83 Likes, 35 Retweets
8) GOP: "It's wrong for Dems to ever play the race card, but it's perfectly fine for us to revolve the RNC around the fear card."
#RNCinCLE
85 Likes, 32 Retweets
9) Just 3 hours into the convention, 75% of college students have passed out due to taking shots every time Reagan was mentioned.
#RNCinCLE
82 Likes, 30 Retweets
10) Giuliani: "I'm sick & tired of the defamation of Trump by the media & liberals using his own words against him!"
#RNCinCLE
64 Likes, 45 Retweets
10) Antonio Sabato: "Scott Baio & I will be signing autographs after the show under the banner 'These Guys Kind Of Look Familiar'"
#RNCinCLE
72 Likes, 37 Retweets
12) Trump: "We're gonna win; we're gonna win so bigly, even bigger than bigly - like bigly times a google million thousand."
#RNCinCLE
69 Likes, 34 Retweets
13) Melania Trump: "Before he mastered geography, Donald told me, 'I'm glad we never built a wall between the U.S. & Slovenia.'"
#RNCinCLE
63 Likes, 39 Retweets
14) Sabato: "Trump is about unity! Building walls, deportations, bannings - if that doesn't signify unity, I don't know what does!"
#RNCinCLE
62 Likes, 34 Retweets
15) Walden: "Obama's killing jobs! He's created over 10 million while Bush created 1 million, & 1 million is greater than 10 million!"
#RNC2016
48 Likes, 42 Retweets
16) Giuliani: "People are afraid in this country! Speaking of which, what was my main talking point once? Oh yeah - 9/11! 9/11! 9/11!"
#RNCinCLE
54 Likes, 23 Retweets
17) Steve King: "The GOP is the party of progress. Now let's talk about how our party hasn't changed since 1929. Period."
#RNC2016
45 Likes 27 Retweets
18) Michael McCaul: "Keep dangerous people out of this country, but elect the most dangerous man president - Donald Trump! USA! USA!"
#RNCinCLE
43 Likes, 28 Retweets
19) Pat Roberts: "9/11 happened under Bush; 400,000+ died via guns since then; but that's nothing compared to the 4 in Benghazi."
#RNC2016
46 Likes, 24 Retweets
19) Darryl Glenn: "Democrats are the party of handouts, while Republicans are the party of handouts to billionaires! So there!"
#RNCinCLE
54 Likes, 16 Retweets
21) Giuliani: "The first step to beating our enemy is identifying them, like Trump did when he talked about Mexican rapists."
#RNCinCLE
41 Likes, 28 Retweets
22) Scott Walker: "I have great faith in the American people, but not the gov't, even though many of us in gov't are sort of people."
#RNC2016
40 Likes, 24 Retweets
23) Current tally-board
Ronald Reagan mentions: 3
Pantsuit jokes: 1
Lines of substance: 0
Moments of silence: Not enough
#RNC2016
41 Likes, 22 Retweets
23) Chachi: "Let's make our days happy again by electing this cool customer as president!"
#RNCinCLE
45 Likes, 18 Retweets
25) Clarke: "By making the rest of the world hate us more & creating countless new enemies, Trump will make this country safe again!"
#RNCinCLE
40 Likes, 22 Retweets
25) Joni Ernst: "Blah blah... Bread bags are made for walkin'... Blah blah..."
#RNCinCLE
47 Likes, 15 Retweets
27) Rick Perry: "I got my glasses on, so when I forget how to count to 3 again, I'll at least look more smarter than the last time."
#RNCinCLE
47 Likes, 14 Retweets
28) Michael Flynn: "Hillary has no coherent plan to win the war. Trump does! He says just do it & he'll get it done! That's strategy!"
#RNCinCLE
43 Likes, 17 Retweets
29) Sessions: "Donald Trump will build the bigliest wall in history, with his bare hands, in his first 24 hours as president!"
#RNCinCLE
43 Likes, 16 Retweets
29) Baio: "As 'Charles in Charge,' let me just say I want to put Chester Cheetah in charge!"
#RNCinCLE
34 Likes, 25 Retweets
31) Rep. Glenn: "Clinton should be in an orange jumpsuit! Trump and his 3,500 lawsuits? He should be president of the United States!"
#RNCinCLE
34 Likes, 18 Retweets
32) "13 Hours" authors: "Let's make America safe again like it was under Bush, well, after 9/11!"
#RNCinCLE
32 Likes, 19 Retweets
32) Flynn: "To win the war, we need a leader who speaks and acts before thinking, and that's Donald Trump!"
#RNCinCLE
39 Likes, 12 Retweets
34) GOP: "On the first night, we'll give the first few speakers a combined 10 minutes, & then read the whole Benghazi book."
#RNCinCLE
29 Likes, 18 Retweets
35) With the absence of anyone at the podium, the quantity of substance uttered has not decreased any
#RNCinCLE
34 Likes, 12 Retweets
36) Mark Burns: "There can be no denying that Donald Trump believes in the name of Jesus Christ! Just look at Two Corinthians!"
#RNCinCLE
33 Likes, 11 Retweets
36) Rep. Glenn: "We're more racially divided now than before Obama became president! Why? His skin color. Thanks, Obama!"
#RNCinCLE
38 Likes, 6 Retweets
38) Virginia Foxx: "We'll be the people, & by people I mean corporations, for corporations are people, my friends."
#RNCinCLE
27 Likes, 15 Retweets
39) Roger Wicker: "We've seen a rebound over the last 8 years. Let's make America great again by starting another recession!"
#RNC2016
25 Likes, 16 Retweets
40) Joke of the Night
Tom Cotton: "We can trust reality star Sir Talks-a-Lot Donald Trump with classified information! Fact!"
#RNCinCLE
26 Likes, 14 Retweets
40) GOP: "The less the government intervenes, the better, well, except when it comes to women's thingies, because All Vaginas Matter."
#RNC2016
28 Likes, 12 Retweets
40) Flynn: "America is the greatest country in the history of the world, so let's make it great again with Donald Trump!"
#RNCinCLE
29 Likes, 11 Retweets
43) RNC speakers: "Donald Trump is like a hybrid of Rambo and Jesus! Rambo Christ! Yee-haw!"
#RNCinCLE
27 Likes, 12 Retweets
43) Roberts: "Enough w/identity politics! Let's discriminate against gays; limit opportunity for blacks; prevent equal pay for women!"
#RNC2016
28 Likes, 11 Retweets
45) King: "PBO's tenure is like the depression, even though he helped us rebound from a recession that started under Bush, b/c logic."
#RNC2016
27 Likes, 10 Retweets
46) At the request of Trump/his 3 wives, the RNC band altered the words to AC/DCs song to, "You, you, & you shook me all night long."
#RNCinCLE
26 Likes, 10 Retweets
47) Walden: "Dems=party of the status quo, so we need to go back to the way things were before Obamacare & take away your healthcare!"
#RNC2016
26 Likes, 7 Retweets
48) 2012 RNC: We built that!
2016 RNC: Make America great again!
Leader of 2016 GOP? Made himself great w/a $1 million loan from daddy
#RNCinCLE
22 Likes, 10 Retweets
48) BREAKING NEWS: With the lies seeming to come nonstop, Politifact has even provided the RNC band's lyrics with Pants on Fire grades
#RNC2016
23 Likes, 9 Retweets
50) John Barrasso: "Too many people are living paycheck to paycheck as opposed to no paycheck under Bush. Make America great again!"
#RNCinCLE
19 Likes, 12 Retweets
50) Willie Robertson: "Donald Trump and I are both ugly. That's all I got. Goodnight everyone!"
#RNCinCLE
21 Likes, 10 Retweets
52) Giuliani: "Let me take a Clinton quote out of context again. When I said Putin was a great leader, that was in context."
#RNCinCLE
19 Likes, 11 Retweets
53) Roger Wicker: "Wages have been stagnant since long before Obama became president, so it's all Obama's fault! Thanks, Obama!"
#RNC2016
19 Likes, 10 Retweets
54) Duffy reality show: "Socialism, communism, haha corny joke, Benghazi, great again, blah blah, whatever, reality tv, like awesome!"
#RNCinCLE
21 Likes, 6 Retweets
54) Ronald Reagan's name just got uttered for the second time. Frat parties did shot #2 as a result!
#RNC2016
23 Likes, 4 Retweets
56) Jeff Sessions: "The economy is on the wrong track. It has been for a while, like, since Reagan. I mean, anyway, Obama sucks!"
#RNCinCLE
17 Likes, 9 Retweets
57) Greg Walden: "As lead spokesman for Always Opposite Day, let me just say President Obama was never willing to work with Congress!"
#RNC2016
19 Likes, 1 Retweet
58) David Avella: "I'm going to get deep & quote Aristotle. Speaking of smart, we need to elect a racist for president!"
#RNC2016
11 Likes, 3 Retweets
59) Martin Lawrence, what's your take on what's happening right now at the RNC? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvqJ1mTkEuY …
#RNCinCLE
7 Likes, 4 Retweets
60) Senator Sanders, would you please describe the first couple hours of the Republican National Convention? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxLdmfP0PKA …
#RNC2016
5 Likes, 3 Retweets
Day 1 Totals: 2,695 Likes, 1,296 Retweets (Averages of 44.9 Likes, 21.6 Retweets)
Overall Totals: 2,695 Likes, 1,296 Retweets (Averages of 44.9 Likes, 21.6 Retweets)
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