I don't know how I did it, but stuck true to my word in live-tweeting throughout all four days of the Republican National Convention. Here are my posts from day 4, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Ivanka: "My dad is colorblind & gender neutral even though he wants to punish women for abortions & thinks Mexicans are rapists."
#RNCinCLE
214 Likes, 164 Retweets
2) Ivanka: "My father taught us there's nothing you can't accomplish, so long as you have a really really rich father."
#RNCinCLE
221 Likes, 135 Retweets
3) I keep waiting for Donald Trump to say, "...and live from New York, it's Saturday night!"
#RNCinCLE
126 Likes, 59 Retweets
4) Ivanka: "I remember a time my dad & I were at Trump Tower. It was Cinco de Mayo & he was having a taco bowl, wearing a sombrero."
#RNCinCLE
117 Likes, 59 Retweets
5) RNC crowd: "All Lives Matter!"
Psst, that includes Black Lives...
#RNCinCLE
91 Likes, 56 Retweets
6) Thiel: "I'm a proud gay Republican & support Donald Trump to reverse my marriage equality rights as a gay American!"
#RNCinCLE
73 Likes, 46 Retweets
7) Blackburn: "Trump always sees things through from beginning to completion. That's why he's on marriage #3."
#RNCinCLE
77 Likes, 38 Retweets
8) Trump: "We will repeal and replace disastrous Obamacare w/nothing, b/c no insurance is less disastrous than insurance! Period!"
#RNCinCLE
69 Likes, 43 Retweets
9) Trump: "Did my family plagiarize great or what? Come on, give it up! To my wife, Michelle, I mean, Melania!"
#RNCinCLE
78 Likes, 31 Retweets
10) Ivanka: "My dad will be your most loyal champion, believe me. His first two wives would agree."
#RNCinCLE
69 Likes, 39 Retweets
11) Ivanka Trump: "I wrote this speech all by myself. I call it, 'In Malia Obama's Words.'"
#RNCinCLE
70 Likes, 25 Retweets
12) Trump: "It's like that Socrates dude said, 'Yelling louder makes you righter!'"
#RNCinCLE
57 Likes, 35 Retweets
13) GOP: "We're the party of Lincoln!"
Right, and this is a smart car...
#RNCinCLE
61 Likes, 27 Retweets
14) Blackburn: "Trump can bring us together, well, after he builds a wall, bans people, helps overturn Roe v. Wade/marriage equality."
#RNCinCLE
52 Likes, 31 Retweets
15) Trump: "I'm now going to give you some numbers a white supremacist friend of mine gave me and I retweeted..."
#RNCinCLE
49 Likes, 33 Retweets
15) Trump: "Let me tell you something. The recession, which started before Obama, is because of Obama. These are just the facts."
#RNCinCLE
58 Likes, 24 Retweets
15) GOP: "We're all Americans, no matter our color!" Yes, so stop treating some groups of people like less than that.
#RNCinCLE
59 Likes, 23 Retweets
18) Ivanka: "My dad has always respected women. When he said all that matters is 'a young, beautiful piece of ass,' that was respect."
#RNCinCLE
41 Likes, 40 Retweets
19) Trump: "The difference with our plan is we have no plan other than to say we're gonna make America great again!"
#RNCinCLE
55 Likes, 24 Retweets
20) Priebus: "Life, liberty & the pursuit of happiness, meaning life before birth, liberty for straight white men & pursuit of greed!"
#RNCinCLE
50 Likes, 27 Retweets
21) GOP: "We're trying to suppress blacks' vote, kick out Hispanics, bar Muslims, but enough with identity politics!"
#RNCinCLE
49 Likes, 27 Retweets
22) Priebus: "We believe in choice, so long as you have a penis & look like a snowman, who carries an AK-47!"
#RNCinCLE
46 Likes, 28 Retweets
22) RNC crowd: "All Lives Matter! All Lives Matter!" Well, duh, but you're missing the point. All Sanity Matters too, but...
#RNCinCLE
51 Likes, 23 Retweets
22) Trump: "I'm now going to yell a few random words: Chiiina! Bigly! Never! Ever! Ever! Bigly! Chiiina! Shucky ducky! Believe me!"
#RNCinCLE
52 Likes, 22 Retweets
25) Trump: "This is the portion of the speech when I'm going to speak in the 3rd person. Donald J. Trump is unbelievable, believe me."
#RNCinCLE
49 Likes, 24 Retweets
25) Trump: "You know how I hate Hillary's annoying voice? I'm going to make mine so much biglier annoying tonight, believe me."
#RNCinCLE
55 Likes, 18 Retweets
27) Trump: "Here are my tax releases. Just kidding. April Fool's. What month is this again? Septober?"
#RNCinCLE
52 Likes, 20 Retweets
28) Mealer: "Trump's been an underdog all his life - ever since he was loaned $1 million & given millions more inheritance from dad."
#RNCinCLE
44 Likes, 25 Retweets
28) Trump: "America is a nation of dreamers, which is why I've spent this whole speech telling you to give up on your dreams!"
#RNCinCLE
51 Likes, 18 Retweets
30) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump to follow his wife & son's plagiarism-happy lead tonight, as his speech is called, 'Yes We Can!'"
#RNCinCLE
42 Likes, 22 Retweets
31) Tarkenton: "The way I scrambled around in the pocket was nowhere near as good as how Donald Trump scrambles around the truth."
#RNCinCLE
37 Likes, 25 Retweets
32) Fallin:"Why is our country divided/scared? Since day 1 in office, our goal was to make PBO a 1-termer & the fear card is our BFF!"
#RNCinCLE
41 Likes, 19 Retweets
33) Trump: "I will present the facts plainly & honestly, which will be a first for me folks, believe me."
#RNCinCLE
35 Likes, 21 Retweets
34) I just saw it was National Junk Food Day. How fitting it is that Donald Trump speaks tonight, as all he does is feed us junk.
#RNCinCLE
36 Likes, 17 Retweets
34) Trump: "Let me now talk to you about The Bible. Besides Two Corinthians, I love Dude You're On Me, Filipinos & Phil Collins."
#RNCinCLE
39 Likes, 14 Retweets
36) Priebus: "Regulation is evil, so we want the bottom 98% of you to be much more regulated than the top 2% bc we're about fairness!"
#RNCinCLE
33 Likes, 18 Retweets
37) Trump: "I was once known as the 'Looney Tunes' candidate, but have now become the 'Law & Order' candidate, believe me."
#RNCinCLE
27 Likes, 20 Retweets
37) Trump: "Before 2009, ISIS didn't even exist, because 1999 comes after 2009!"
#RNCinCLE
28 Likes, 19 Retweets
37) Shin: "Hillary has no accountability! Trump tells the truth 8% of the time, never backs down, apologizes & always tweets excuses!"
#RNCinCLE
36 Likes, 11 Retweets
40) THIS JUST IN: "Tom Barrack will be telling Trump stories for the next 12 hours. Red Bulls and sleeping bags will be provided."
#RNCinCLE
37 Likes, 9 Retweets
41) Trump: "I promise all of you, my oath to all of you will be more like oathful than to my three wives."
#RNCinCLE
32 Likes, 12 Retweets
42) Jon Voight's now speaking. Great... Here's the first thing I think of when I hear the name "Jon Voight" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgtGKurXBu4 …
#RNCinCLE
27 Likes, 13 Retweets
43) Trump: "The only way to make this nation safe again is to make the rest of the world hate is more. It's logic, people."
#RNCinCLE
28 Likes, 11 Retweets
44) With the way Mark Burns is yelling, I'm just waiting for Slayer to start jamming behind him.
#RNCinCLE
32 Likes, 6 Retweets
45) Trump: "Hillary wants to abolish the 2nd Amendment, because if terrorists can't own guns, no one can own guns!"
#RNCinCLE
25 Likes, 12 Retweets
45) Trump: "I will install 'Law & Order' to our country. It'll be the best series in history, folks."
#RNCinCLE
28 Likes, 9 Retweets
47) Trump: "We're going to be a very warm, fuzzy, lovey-dovey country, unless you're one of them, them, or them, I promise you."
#RNCinCLE
22 Likes, 13 Retweets
48) I wish Marilyn Manson would come out and troll the audience by playing "The Dope Show" - http://www.vevo.com/watch/marilyn-manson/the-dope-show/USIV20200240 …
#RNCinCLE
28 Likes, 6 Retweets
49) Priebus: "Dems are the conservative party! We're the party of change - change to bring us back to the caveman days!"
#RNCinCLE
23 Likes, 8 Retweets
50) Falwell, Jr.: "Hello, Armageddon is almost upon us, goodbye."
#RNCinCLE
28 Likes, 2 Retweets
51) For those of you wondering, yes, Representative Marsha Blackburn just said, "Git er done!"
#RNCinCLE
22 Likes, 7 Retweets
52) Arpaio: "Ladies/gents, in light of last night's awful speech, I just want you to know, I found Ted Cruz's real birth certificate."
#RNCinCLE
20 Likes, 7 Retweets
53) Arpaio: "With my help, Trump is going to build a wall. We may be a combined 154-years-old, but that's only 35 in dog years, so..."
#RNCinCLE
16 Likes, 8 Retweets
54) Trumpeteer: "You're an idiot if you think the GOP has suppressed black voters! Study history!"
Study facts...
#RNCinCLE
15 Likes, 7 Retweets
55) Trump: "Hillary supporters say 'I'm With Her.' I say 'I Want To Be With Koch.'"
#RNCinCLE
14 Likes, 6 Retweets
56) Trump: "Let me tell you the story about Bernie Danders..."
#RNCinCLE
16 Likes, 2 Retweets
57) Song: "Stay With Me"
Translation: "Trump said he'd stay with me, me, and me too."
#RNCinCLE
10 Likes, 5 Retweets
58) So, Mark Burns sounds, eh, cheerful. My money's on him singing "Kumbaya" soon...
#RNCinCLE
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals for Day 4: 2,890 Likes, 1,493 Retweets (Averages of 49.8 Likes, 25.7 Retweets)
Totals Overall: 10,597 Likes, 5,411 Retweets (Averages of 48.4 Likes, 24.7 Retweets)
1) Ivanka: "My dad is colorblind & gender neutral even though he wants to punish women for abortions & thinks Mexicans are rapists."
#RNCinCLE
214 Likes, 164 Retweets
2) Ivanka: "My father taught us there's nothing you can't accomplish, so long as you have a really really rich father."
#RNCinCLE
221 Likes, 135 Retweets
3) I keep waiting for Donald Trump to say, "...and live from New York, it's Saturday night!"
#RNCinCLE
126 Likes, 59 Retweets
4) Ivanka: "I remember a time my dad & I were at Trump Tower. It was Cinco de Mayo & he was having a taco bowl, wearing a sombrero."
#RNCinCLE
117 Likes, 59 Retweets
5) RNC crowd: "All Lives Matter!"
Psst, that includes Black Lives...
#RNCinCLE
91 Likes, 56 Retweets
6) Thiel: "I'm a proud gay Republican & support Donald Trump to reverse my marriage equality rights as a gay American!"
#RNCinCLE
73 Likes, 46 Retweets
7) Blackburn: "Trump always sees things through from beginning to completion. That's why he's on marriage #3."
#RNCinCLE
77 Likes, 38 Retweets
8) Trump: "We will repeal and replace disastrous Obamacare w/nothing, b/c no insurance is less disastrous than insurance! Period!"
#RNCinCLE
69 Likes, 43 Retweets
9) Trump: "Did my family plagiarize great or what? Come on, give it up! To my wife, Michelle, I mean, Melania!"
#RNCinCLE
78 Likes, 31 Retweets
10) Ivanka: "My dad will be your most loyal champion, believe me. His first two wives would agree."
#RNCinCLE
69 Likes, 39 Retweets
11) Ivanka Trump: "I wrote this speech all by myself. I call it, 'In Malia Obama's Words.'"
#RNCinCLE
70 Likes, 25 Retweets
12) Trump: "It's like that Socrates dude said, 'Yelling louder makes you righter!'"
#RNCinCLE
57 Likes, 35 Retweets
13) GOP: "We're the party of Lincoln!"
Right, and this is a smart car...
#RNCinCLE
61 Likes, 27 Retweets
14) Blackburn: "Trump can bring us together, well, after he builds a wall, bans people, helps overturn Roe v. Wade/marriage equality."
#RNCinCLE
52 Likes, 31 Retweets
15) Trump: "I'm now going to give you some numbers a white supremacist friend of mine gave me and I retweeted..."
#RNCinCLE
49 Likes, 33 Retweets
15) Trump: "Let me tell you something. The recession, which started before Obama, is because of Obama. These are just the facts."
#RNCinCLE
58 Likes, 24 Retweets
15) GOP: "We're all Americans, no matter our color!" Yes, so stop treating some groups of people like less than that.
#RNCinCLE
59 Likes, 23 Retweets
18) Ivanka: "My dad has always respected women. When he said all that matters is 'a young, beautiful piece of ass,' that was respect."
#RNCinCLE
41 Likes, 40 Retweets
19) Trump: "The difference with our plan is we have no plan other than to say we're gonna make America great again!"
#RNCinCLE
55 Likes, 24 Retweets
20) Priebus: "Life, liberty & the pursuit of happiness, meaning life before birth, liberty for straight white men & pursuit of greed!"
#RNCinCLE
50 Likes, 27 Retweets
21) GOP: "We're trying to suppress blacks' vote, kick out Hispanics, bar Muslims, but enough with identity politics!"
#RNCinCLE
49 Likes, 27 Retweets
22) Priebus: "We believe in choice, so long as you have a penis & look like a snowman, who carries an AK-47!"
#RNCinCLE
46 Likes, 28 Retweets
22) RNC crowd: "All Lives Matter! All Lives Matter!" Well, duh, but you're missing the point. All Sanity Matters too, but...
#RNCinCLE
51 Likes, 23 Retweets
22) Trump: "I'm now going to yell a few random words: Chiiina! Bigly! Never! Ever! Ever! Bigly! Chiiina! Shucky ducky! Believe me!"
#RNCinCLE
52 Likes, 22 Retweets
25) Trump: "This is the portion of the speech when I'm going to speak in the 3rd person. Donald J. Trump is unbelievable, believe me."
#RNCinCLE
49 Likes, 24 Retweets
25) Trump: "You know how I hate Hillary's annoying voice? I'm going to make mine so much biglier annoying tonight, believe me."
#RNCinCLE
55 Likes, 18 Retweets
27) Trump: "Here are my tax releases. Just kidding. April Fool's. What month is this again? Septober?"
#RNCinCLE
52 Likes, 20 Retweets
28) Mealer: "Trump's been an underdog all his life - ever since he was loaned $1 million & given millions more inheritance from dad."
#RNCinCLE
44 Likes, 25 Retweets
28) Trump: "America is a nation of dreamers, which is why I've spent this whole speech telling you to give up on your dreams!"
#RNCinCLE
51 Likes, 18 Retweets
30) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump to follow his wife & son's plagiarism-happy lead tonight, as his speech is called, 'Yes We Can!'"
#RNCinCLE
42 Likes, 22 Retweets
31) Tarkenton: "The way I scrambled around in the pocket was nowhere near as good as how Donald Trump scrambles around the truth."
#RNCinCLE
37 Likes, 25 Retweets
32) Fallin:"Why is our country divided/scared? Since day 1 in office, our goal was to make PBO a 1-termer & the fear card is our BFF!"
#RNCinCLE
41 Likes, 19 Retweets
33) Trump: "I will present the facts plainly & honestly, which will be a first for me folks, believe me."
#RNCinCLE
35 Likes, 21 Retweets
34) I just saw it was National Junk Food Day. How fitting it is that Donald Trump speaks tonight, as all he does is feed us junk.
#RNCinCLE
36 Likes, 17 Retweets
34) Trump: "Let me now talk to you about The Bible. Besides Two Corinthians, I love Dude You're On Me, Filipinos & Phil Collins."
#RNCinCLE
39 Likes, 14 Retweets
36) Priebus: "Regulation is evil, so we want the bottom 98% of you to be much more regulated than the top 2% bc we're about fairness!"
#RNCinCLE
33 Likes, 18 Retweets
37) Trump: "I was once known as the 'Looney Tunes' candidate, but have now become the 'Law & Order' candidate, believe me."
#RNCinCLE
27 Likes, 20 Retweets
37) Trump: "Before 2009, ISIS didn't even exist, because 1999 comes after 2009!"
#RNCinCLE
28 Likes, 19 Retweets
37) Shin: "Hillary has no accountability! Trump tells the truth 8% of the time, never backs down, apologizes & always tweets excuses!"
#RNCinCLE
36 Likes, 11 Retweets
40) THIS JUST IN: "Tom Barrack will be telling Trump stories for the next 12 hours. Red Bulls and sleeping bags will be provided."
#RNCinCLE
37 Likes, 9 Retweets
41) Trump: "I promise all of you, my oath to all of you will be more like oathful than to my three wives."
#RNCinCLE
32 Likes, 12 Retweets
42) Jon Voight's now speaking. Great... Here's the first thing I think of when I hear the name "Jon Voight" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgtGKurXBu4 …
#RNCinCLE
27 Likes, 13 Retweets
43) Trump: "The only way to make this nation safe again is to make the rest of the world hate is more. It's logic, people."
#RNCinCLE
28 Likes, 11 Retweets
44) With the way Mark Burns is yelling, I'm just waiting for Slayer to start jamming behind him.
#RNCinCLE
32 Likes, 6 Retweets
45) Trump: "Hillary wants to abolish the 2nd Amendment, because if terrorists can't own guns, no one can own guns!"
#RNCinCLE
25 Likes, 12 Retweets
45) Trump: "I will install 'Law & Order' to our country. It'll be the best series in history, folks."
#RNCinCLE
28 Likes, 9 Retweets
47) Trump: "We're going to be a very warm, fuzzy, lovey-dovey country, unless you're one of them, them, or them, I promise you."
#RNCinCLE
22 Likes, 13 Retweets
48) I wish Marilyn Manson would come out and troll the audience by playing "The Dope Show" - http://www.vevo.com/watch/marilyn-manson/the-dope-show/USIV20200240 …
#RNCinCLE
28 Likes, 6 Retweets
49) Priebus: "Dems are the conservative party! We're the party of change - change to bring us back to the caveman days!"
#RNCinCLE
23 Likes, 8 Retweets
50) Falwell, Jr.: "Hello, Armageddon is almost upon us, goodbye."
#RNCinCLE
28 Likes, 2 Retweets
51) For those of you wondering, yes, Representative Marsha Blackburn just said, "Git er done!"
#RNCinCLE
22 Likes, 7 Retweets
52) Arpaio: "Ladies/gents, in light of last night's awful speech, I just want you to know, I found Ted Cruz's real birth certificate."
#RNCinCLE
20 Likes, 7 Retweets
53) Arpaio: "With my help, Trump is going to build a wall. We may be a combined 154-years-old, but that's only 35 in dog years, so..."
#RNCinCLE
16 Likes, 8 Retweets
54) Trumpeteer: "You're an idiot if you think the GOP has suppressed black voters! Study history!"
Study facts...
#RNCinCLE
15 Likes, 7 Retweets
55) Trump: "Hillary supporters say 'I'm With Her.' I say 'I Want To Be With Koch.'"
#RNCinCLE
14 Likes, 6 Retweets
56) Trump: "Let me tell you the story about Bernie Danders..."
#RNCinCLE
16 Likes, 2 Retweets
57) Song: "Stay With Me"
Translation: "Trump said he'd stay with me, me, and me too."
#RNCinCLE
10 Likes, 5 Retweets
58) So, Mark Burns sounds, eh, cheerful. My money's on him singing "Kumbaya" soon...
#RNCinCLE
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals for Day 4: 2,890 Likes, 1,493 Retweets (Averages of 49.8 Likes, 25.7 Retweets)
Totals Overall: 10,597 Likes, 5,411 Retweets (Averages of 48.4 Likes, 24.7 Retweets)
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