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#ApplyNRALogicToAnything

I had a little bit of fun with the trending hashtag #ApplyNRALogicToAnything yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) What's the point of traffic laws? Criminals are gonna find a way to break them anyway!
#ApplyNRALogicToAnything
68 Likes, 27 Retweets

2) Toothbrushes don't brush teeth; people brush teeth.
#ApplyNRALogicToAnything
53 Likes, 28 Retweets

3) The only way to ensure no one's harmed by alcohol is to make certain everyone has a 24-pack of beer at all times.
#ApplyNRALogicToAnything
55 Likes, 19 Retweets

4) The only way to stop a bad toddler having a tantrum is a good toddler having a tantrum.
#ApplyNRALogicToAnything
47 Likes, 20 Retweets

5) More guns, less gun violence. More sex, less babies.
#ApplyNRALogicToAnything
36 Likes, 15 Retweets

6) To support any parenting laws is to say you're anti-parent and are trying to take all our kids away from us!
#ApplyNRALogicToAnything
26 Likes, 16 Retweets

7) If you have a pet unicorn at home, that'll make it less likely for an intruder to attack you w/their pet unicorn.
#ApplyNRALogicToAnything
28 Likes, 10 Retweets

8) Having a book by your bed makes it less likely you'll read the book than if it weren't in the house at all.
#ApplyNRALogicToAnything
29 Likes, 3 Retweets

9) The right of the people to keep and bear Ataris shall not be infringed.
#ApplyNRALogicToAnything
17 Likes, 5 Retweets

Totals: 359 Likes, 143 Retweets (Averages of 39.9 Likes, 15.9 Retweets)
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