Due to this Paul Ryan selfie, http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a46772/capitol-hill-white-interns-photo/, I had some fun with the hashtag #GOPSoWhite on Twitter last night. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) #GOPSoWhite Crayola is officially changing the name of its white crayons to Ryan Selfie
85 Likes, 46 Retweets
2) #GOPSoWhite, when asked what they wanted to be when they grew up, 9 out of every 10 said the Pillsbury Doughboy
56 Likes, 19 Retweets
3) #GOPSoWhite the party has fittingly altered its logo from an elephant to Wite-Out
52 Likes, 18 Retweets
4) #GOPSoWhite, when playing hide-and-seek, they all stand in front of the White House to blend in
44 Likes, 19 Retweets
5) #GOPSoWhite Casper's even grimacing at the sight of them
30 Likes, 14 Retweets
6) #GOPSoWhite, when standing next to Santa Claus, many onlookers say, "Since when did Santa's beard look so dark?"
27 Likes, 14 Retweets
6) #GOPSoWhite, when asked to self-reflect, they simply held up printer paper
31 Likes, 10 Retweets
8) #GOPSoWhite, in preparation for a white out football game, universities ask fans to bring their Republican friends
22 Likes, 18 Retweets
9) #GOPSoWhite, when asked about their parents, 75% said they were still awaiting DNA results from the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
25 Likes, 14 Retweets
10) #GOPSoWhite, most have been approached by kids, as their mothers yell, "Honey, take a picture with the snowman!"
28 Likes, 6 Retweets
Totals: 400 Likes, 178 Retweets (Averages of 40.0 Likes, 17.8 Retweets)
1) #GOPSoWhite Crayola is officially changing the name of its white crayons to Ryan Selfie
85 Likes, 46 Retweets
2) #GOPSoWhite, when asked what they wanted to be when they grew up, 9 out of every 10 said the Pillsbury Doughboy
56 Likes, 19 Retweets
3) #GOPSoWhite the party has fittingly altered its logo from an elephant to Wite-Out
52 Likes, 18 Retweets
4) #GOPSoWhite, when playing hide-and-seek, they all stand in front of the White House to blend in
44 Likes, 19 Retweets
5) #GOPSoWhite Casper's even grimacing at the sight of them
30 Likes, 14 Retweets
6) #GOPSoWhite, when standing next to Santa Claus, many onlookers say, "Since when did Santa's beard look so dark?"
27 Likes, 14 Retweets
6) #GOPSoWhite, when asked to self-reflect, they simply held up printer paper
31 Likes, 10 Retweets
8) #GOPSoWhite, in preparation for a white out football game, universities ask fans to bring their Republican friends
22 Likes, 18 Retweets
9) #GOPSoWhite, when asked about their parents, 75% said they were still awaiting DNA results from the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
25 Likes, 14 Retweets
10) #GOPSoWhite, most have been approached by kids, as their mothers yell, "Honey, take a picture with the snowman!"
28 Likes, 6 Retweets
Totals: 400 Likes, 178 Retweets (Averages of 40.0 Likes, 17.8 Retweets)
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