In addition to the trending hashtags #Bad1stDateOmens, #FakeCampingFacts, and #WhitePrivilegeMeans, I had a lot of fun with #ConservativeBecause over the past 24 hours. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) #ConservativeBecause Rush Limbaugh, Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich, and their ten wives have helped uphold the sanctity of marriage.
519 Likes, 243 Retweets
2) #ConservativeBecause I believe where people piss and sh*t is of far greater importance than gun violence.
101 Likes, 32 Retweets
3) #ConservativeBecause I believe, in order to solve a problem, we must ignore it, and if you bring it up, like racism, that makes you racist.
76 Likes, 31 Retweets
4) #ConservativeBecause I believe in the freedom to discriminate in the name of religion, so long as that religion is Christianity.
64 Likes, 24 Retweets
5) #ConservativeBecause I believe it's more effective to help soldiers with bumper stickers than passing legislation.
62 Likes, 23 Retweets
6) #ConservativeBecause I believe in small government, except when it comes to war, marriage, spending, and vaginas.
52 Likes, 22 Retweets
7) #ConservativeBecause, even though the two parties switched platforms multiple times, I believe the GOP today is the same as it was in 1865.
57 Likes, 16 Retweets
8) #ConservativeBecause I like to compare guns to spoons, in preparation for the inevitable mass spooning epidemic coming any day now.
51 Likes, 17 Retweets
9) #ConservativeBecause I believe moments of silence are the only way to stop violence, even when these moments of silence happen every day.
52 Likes, 14 Retweets
10) #ConservativeBecause I'm a Constitutionalist - when it comes to the parts of the Constitution I've interpreted which I really like anyway.
48 Likes, 16 Retweets
11) #ConservativeBecause, even though so much has changed since the 1700s, we should pretend like nothing's changed.
42 Likes, 20 Retweets
12) #ConservativeBecause, when asked who would make the perfect president, I said a fully-armed Jesus that looks like an Oompa Loompa.
49 Likes, 12 Retweets
13) #ConservativeBecause I believe in my gut that non-scientists know more about science than actual scientists.
43 Likes, 15 Retweets
13) #ConservativeBecause I'm pro-life until birth.
49 Likes, 9 Retweets
15) #ConservativeBecause I believe any "good guy" who places their hands on a gun automatically turns into this... (picture of Rambo)
46 Likes, 10 Retweets
16) #ConservativeBecause I believe equal rights for others means fewer rights for me.
42 Likes, 11 Retweets
17) #ConservativeBecause I believe corporations are people. I remember the first discussion I had with a Walmart. We talked about the weather.
47 Likes, 5 Retweets
18) #ConservativeBecause there's nothing more enjoyable than reading debunked Obama conspiracy chain emails first thing in the morning.
38 Likes, 9 Retweets
19) #ConservativeBecause I believe things were much better under Bush than Obama, with the Great Recession, 9/11, & "misunderestimations".
38 Likes, 7 Retweets
20) #ConservativeBecause, to point out any flaw in America makes you anti-American, just like if I point out any flaw in myself, I'm anti-me.
34 Likes, 8 Retweets
21) #ConservativeBecause I believe a man who is honest 10% of the time tells it like it is.
http://www.politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/ …
33 Likes, 8 Retweets
21) #ConservativeBecause I think patriotic symbolism is far more important than proving love for the country through action.
36 Likes, 5 Retweets
23) #ConservativeBecause, if 9 out of 10 kids get an education, & 1 says, "My education matters too," I respond, "Everyone's education matters!"
33 Likes, 7 Retweets
23) #ConservativeBecause, even though I'm anti-government, I want you to elect me to be the leader of our government.
34 Likes, 6 Retweets
25) #ConservativeBecause I like being known as the crazy drunk at the bar who constantly utters the name "Ronald Reagan".
31 Likes, 7 Retweets
26) #ConservativeBecause I want to destroy the world and, due to that, force Jesus to come again.
30 Likes, 7 Retweets
27) #ConservativeBecause the fewer people that vote, the better, because, you know, democracy!
28 Likes, 7 Retweets
28) #ConservativeBecause I think, if we try to erase past mistakes from our history books, those mistakes will cease to exist.
24 Likes, 8 Retweets
29) #ConservativeBecause, like parents for their children, I think it's pointless for the government to look out for our health and well-being.
24 Likes, 6 Retweets
29) #ConservativeBecause I believe, in order to reduce my debts, I have to both spend less and earn less.
25 Likes, 5 Retweets
31) #ConservativeBecause I disagree w/Flonase that 6 is greater than 1, for 1 (Benghazi) is greater than 13 (# of embassy attacks under Bush).
19 Likes, 10 Retweets
31) #ConservativeBecause I firmly believe 1 cold day disproves global warming, just like 1 bad game by Michael Jordan proved he kind of sucked.
22 Likes, 7 Retweets
31) #ConservativeBecause, whenever I get called out for saying something stupid, I pull the out-of-context card bc context is like your opinion.
27 Likes, 2 Retweets
34) #ConservativeBecause I don't believe in conserving the environment.
24 Likes, 4 Retweets
34) #ConservativeBecause Fox (News) should always come before facts.
25 Likes, 3 Retweets
36) #ConservativeBecause the trickle-down effect always works - just ask my younger brother with regard to my clothes.
20 Likes, 7 Retweets
37) #ConservativeBecause I celebrate every day as opposite day, which is why fact-checkers are always wrong.
23 Likes, 3 Retweets
38) #ConservativeBecause I believe "oligarchy" is synonymous with "democracy".
20 Likes, 3 Retweets
39) #ConservativeBecause I believe in The Golden Rule, yet also believe that political correctness (not being a jerk) is ruining this country.
18 Likes, 3 Retweets
40) #ConservativeBecause I believe every multiple choice question should only have two options: A) Right, B) Wrong.
18 Likes, 2 Retweets
40) #ConservativeBecause I love this country so much, I believe it's perfect, even though it's composed of humans, and no human is perfect.
18 Likes, 2 Retweets
40) #ConservativeBecause reality always seems biased against me.
19 Likes, 1 Retweet
43) #ConservativeBecause I often "misunderestimate" facts.
17 Likes, 2 Retweets
44) #ConservativeBecause I know Denial isn't just a river in Iowa, China, or wherever in the hell it is!
12 Likes, 3 Retweets
44) #ConservativeBecause I built that, all by myself, since birth! Fact!
14 Likes, 1 Retweet
46) #ConservativeBecause when I sing the Edwin Starr song, I alter his lyrics to, "War, huh, yeah, what is it good for? Peace, love, & harmony."
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 2,112 Likes, 664 Retweets (Averages of 45.9 Likes, 14.4 Retweets)
1) #ConservativeBecause Rush Limbaugh, Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich, and their ten wives have helped uphold the sanctity of marriage.
519 Likes, 243 Retweets
2) #ConservativeBecause I believe where people piss and sh*t is of far greater importance than gun violence.
101 Likes, 32 Retweets
3) #ConservativeBecause I believe, in order to solve a problem, we must ignore it, and if you bring it up, like racism, that makes you racist.
76 Likes, 31 Retweets
4) #ConservativeBecause I believe in the freedom to discriminate in the name of religion, so long as that religion is Christianity.
64 Likes, 24 Retweets
5) #ConservativeBecause I believe it's more effective to help soldiers with bumper stickers than passing legislation.
62 Likes, 23 Retweets
6) #ConservativeBecause I believe in small government, except when it comes to war, marriage, spending, and vaginas.
52 Likes, 22 Retweets
7) #ConservativeBecause, even though the two parties switched platforms multiple times, I believe the GOP today is the same as it was in 1865.
57 Likes, 16 Retweets
8) #ConservativeBecause I like to compare guns to spoons, in preparation for the inevitable mass spooning epidemic coming any day now.
51 Likes, 17 Retweets
9) #ConservativeBecause I believe moments of silence are the only way to stop violence, even when these moments of silence happen every day.
52 Likes, 14 Retweets
10) #ConservativeBecause I'm a Constitutionalist - when it comes to the parts of the Constitution I've interpreted which I really like anyway.
48 Likes, 16 Retweets
11) #ConservativeBecause, even though so much has changed since the 1700s, we should pretend like nothing's changed.
42 Likes, 20 Retweets
12) #ConservativeBecause, when asked who would make the perfect president, I said a fully-armed Jesus that looks like an Oompa Loompa.
49 Likes, 12 Retweets
13) #ConservativeBecause I believe in my gut that non-scientists know more about science than actual scientists.
43 Likes, 15 Retweets
13) #ConservativeBecause I'm pro-life until birth.
49 Likes, 9 Retweets
15) #ConservativeBecause I believe any "good guy" who places their hands on a gun automatically turns into this... (picture of Rambo)
46 Likes, 10 Retweets
16) #ConservativeBecause I believe equal rights for others means fewer rights for me.
42 Likes, 11 Retweets
17) #ConservativeBecause I believe corporations are people. I remember the first discussion I had with a Walmart. We talked about the weather.
47 Likes, 5 Retweets
18) #ConservativeBecause there's nothing more enjoyable than reading debunked Obama conspiracy chain emails first thing in the morning.
38 Likes, 9 Retweets
19) #ConservativeBecause I believe things were much better under Bush than Obama, with the Great Recession, 9/11, & "misunderestimations".
38 Likes, 7 Retweets
20) #ConservativeBecause, to point out any flaw in America makes you anti-American, just like if I point out any flaw in myself, I'm anti-me.
34 Likes, 8 Retweets
21) #ConservativeBecause I believe a man who is honest 10% of the time tells it like it is.
http://www.politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/ …
33 Likes, 8 Retweets
21) #ConservativeBecause I think patriotic symbolism is far more important than proving love for the country through action.
36 Likes, 5 Retweets
23) #ConservativeBecause, if 9 out of 10 kids get an education, & 1 says, "My education matters too," I respond, "Everyone's education matters!"
33 Likes, 7 Retweets
23) #ConservativeBecause, even though I'm anti-government, I want you to elect me to be the leader of our government.
34 Likes, 6 Retweets
25) #ConservativeBecause I like being known as the crazy drunk at the bar who constantly utters the name "Ronald Reagan".
31 Likes, 7 Retweets
26) #ConservativeBecause I want to destroy the world and, due to that, force Jesus to come again.
30 Likes, 7 Retweets
27) #ConservativeBecause the fewer people that vote, the better, because, you know, democracy!
28 Likes, 7 Retweets
28) #ConservativeBecause I think, if we try to erase past mistakes from our history books, those mistakes will cease to exist.
24 Likes, 8 Retweets
29) #ConservativeBecause, like parents for their children, I think it's pointless for the government to look out for our health and well-being.
24 Likes, 6 Retweets
29) #ConservativeBecause I believe, in order to reduce my debts, I have to both spend less and earn less.
25 Likes, 5 Retweets
31) #ConservativeBecause I disagree w/Flonase that 6 is greater than 1, for 1 (Benghazi) is greater than 13 (# of embassy attacks under Bush).
19 Likes, 10 Retweets
31) #ConservativeBecause I firmly believe 1 cold day disproves global warming, just like 1 bad game by Michael Jordan proved he kind of sucked.
22 Likes, 7 Retweets
31) #ConservativeBecause, whenever I get called out for saying something stupid, I pull the out-of-context card bc context is like your opinion.
27 Likes, 2 Retweets
34) #ConservativeBecause I don't believe in conserving the environment.
24 Likes, 4 Retweets
34) #ConservativeBecause Fox (News) should always come before facts.
25 Likes, 3 Retweets
36) #ConservativeBecause the trickle-down effect always works - just ask my younger brother with regard to my clothes.
20 Likes, 7 Retweets
37) #ConservativeBecause I celebrate every day as opposite day, which is why fact-checkers are always wrong.
23 Likes, 3 Retweets
38) #ConservativeBecause I believe "oligarchy" is synonymous with "democracy".
20 Likes, 3 Retweets
39) #ConservativeBecause I believe in The Golden Rule, yet also believe that political correctness (not being a jerk) is ruining this country.
18 Likes, 3 Retweets
40) #ConservativeBecause I believe every multiple choice question should only have two options: A) Right, B) Wrong.
18 Likes, 2 Retweets
40) #ConservativeBecause I love this country so much, I believe it's perfect, even though it's composed of humans, and no human is perfect.
18 Likes, 2 Retweets
40) #ConservativeBecause reality always seems biased against me.
19 Likes, 1 Retweet
43) #ConservativeBecause I often "misunderestimate" facts.
17 Likes, 2 Retweets
44) #ConservativeBecause I know Denial isn't just a river in Iowa, China, or wherever in the hell it is!
12 Likes, 3 Retweets
44) #ConservativeBecause I built that, all by myself, since birth! Fact!
14 Likes, 1 Retweet
46) #ConservativeBecause when I sing the Edwin Starr song, I alter his lyrics to, "War, huh, yeah, what is it good for? Peace, love, & harmony."
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 2,112 Likes, 664 Retweets (Averages of 45.9 Likes, 14.4 Retweets)
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