As I said I'd do, I once again live-tweeted throughout the events at Republican National Convention yesterday. Here are my tweets, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my posts can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Chris Christie is lecturing Hillary Clinton on ethics. That'd be like Donald Trump lecturing Jimmy Carter on fidelity.
#RNCinCLE
253 Likes, 222 Retweets
2) Tiffany Trump: "My dad is a natural-born encourager. Just ask John McCain, that disabled reporter, Mexicans, Muslims, etc."
#RNCinCLE
264 Likes, 170 Retweets
3) I'm sorry. I couldn't help but fall asleep. Did anything happen, well, besides hyperbole, plagiarism, and debunked conspiracies?
#RNCinCLE
88 Likes, 28 Retweets
4) Trump, Jr.: "We have to attack our problems head on! Gun violence? More guns! Health issues? Less health insurance!"
#RNCinCLE
66 Likes, 44 Retweets
5) Trump: "With the help of the Obamas writing our speeches for us, we're gonna make America great again, believe me."
#RNCinCLE
71 Likes, 24 Retweets
6) Ryan: "The economy was solid under Clinton, improved under Obama, so do you really want more of that w/Hillary? I don't think so!"
#RNCinCLE
62 Likes, 32 Retweets
7) Carson: "I'm not politically correct nor correct. My politifact stats: 82% False/Mostly False/Pants on Fire, 7% Mostly True."
#RNCinCLE
60 Likes, 32 Retweets
8) Ron Johnson: "The louder I shout the words RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISTS the more it'll make them go away, because magic."
#RNCinCLE
56 Likes, 31 Retweets
9) Trump, Jr.: "Even though my father never admits mistakes, he's what we need to become more accountable as a nation!"
#RNCinCLE
44 Likes, 26 Retweets
10) Ryan: "I was bet I couldn't keep a straight face while lying for 15 consecutive minutes. As Charlie Sheen would say, 'Winning!'"
#RNCinCLE
48 Likes, 20 Retweets
11) Kevin McCarthy: "We hear all of you, but we only listen to 1% of you tops."
#RNCinCLE
50 Likes, 17 Retweets
12) Ryan: "We gave you 12 years of Bush, so trust us when we say you can trust us with our latest nominee - a reality tv show star!"
#RNCinCLE
44 Likes, 22 Retweets
13) Ryan:"Dems are all about identities. We shouldn't be about that. We should just discriminate against people w/certain identities."
#RNCinCLE
46 Likes, 19 Retweets
14) We've just witnessed the shortest speech in RNC history, as Donald Trump is now deporting the American Muslim for Trump.
#RNCinCLE
43 Likes, 19 Retweets
15) Tiffany Trump: "My dad's a charmer. When he talked about young and beautiful pieces of ass, that was like so very charming."
#RNCinCLE
37 Likes, 24 Retweets
15) Christie: "Chant 'lock her up' for Hillary Clinton while I stand up here, knowing I may get locked up at some point."
#RNCinCLE
41 Likes, 20 Retweets
17) Ben Carson speaking alert: Take some shots of Red Bull.
#RNCinCLE
44 Likes, 16 Retweets
18) Carson: "I love me some Jesus, which is why I love Donald Trump - a man who is like the antithesis of the Jesus."
#RNCinCLE
41 Likes, 15 Retweets
18) Ryan: "Dems are all about failed promises - like building a wall, banning Muslims. Oh, wait, that was someone else..."
#RNCinCLE
41 Likes, 15 Retweets
20) Ben Carson
Before: "If Trump's bad, it's only 4 years."
Now: "If Clinton's elected, it could ruin our entire future."
#RNCinCLE
34 Likes, 21 Retweets
21) Cox: "Obama didn't take your guns, but it could still happen, & if you elect Hillary, it could happen again, which it didn't!"
#RNCinCLE
43 Likes, 10 Retweets
21) The Vegas odds have it at 1 : 1 Tiffany Trump's speech will plagiarize one made by Sasha Obama.
#RNCinCLE
45 Likes, 8 Retweets
23) Trump, Jr.: "The other party is regulation on steroids. Our party is the party of recession & oligarchy. It's your call, people."
#RNCinCLE
29 Likes, 23 Retweets
23) McConnell: "We've worked hard for you - wasting millions of your tax dollars to take away your healthcare! You're welcome!"
#RNCinCLE
36 Likes, 16 Retweets
25) Christie: "W/Trump we have a man who knows less about war than my dog Toto, flipflops more than I can count & wants another loan."
#RNCinCLE
31 Likes, 16 Retweets
26) Trump, Jr.: "Who would you trust? A Dr. w/30 yrs experience who's made mistakes or one who's not a Dr.? Go w/the latter - my dad!"
#RNCinCLE
28 Likes, 18 Retweets
27) Kevin McCarthy: "If you thought Joe McCarthy was paranoid, you ain't heard nothing yet!"
#RNCinCLE
31 Likes, 13 Retweets
28) "Make America Work Again" night summary
Oligarchy is good, (raising) minimum wage is bad, specificity is evil.
#RNCinCLE
28 Likes, 14 Retweets
28) I have a feeling Michael Mukasey took motivational speech classes from Ben Stein.
#RNCinCLE
35 Likes, 7 Retweets
30) McCarthy: "Even though the GOP is living in 1816, it's Democrats who are living in the past! So let's make America white again!"
#RNCinCLE
30 Likes, 8 Retweets
30) Rep. Chris Collins: "Donald Trump will beat all terrorists with his massively tiny hands!"
#RNCinCLE
30 Likes, 8 Retweets
30) Andy Wist: "The only way we can keep the the American dream alive for our kids is to ignore climate change & let the world burn!"
#RNCinCLE
31 Likes, 7 Retweets
33) Chris Christie: "Guilty or not guilty - I'm full of crap?"
#RNCinCLE
26 Likes, 11 Retweets
34) Christie: "I'm going to end a lie with the word 'period,' even though it should be a question mark or some other thingy."
#RNCinCLE
29 Likes, 7 Retweets
35) David Perdue: "Wanna talk about plagiarism? Hillary's plagiarizing Obama's playbook, while Trump's plagiarizing David Duke's."
#RNCinCLE
26 Likes, 9 Retweets
36) Trump: "I've been practicing really hard to not mispronounce my VP's name. Pence? Pensee? Pins? I think it's Pence."
#RNCinCLE
23 Likes, 9 Retweets
37) Ryan: "The GOP is the real party of progress-wanting to limit non-straight white male Christians' rights & creating an oligarchy."
#RNCinCLE
22 Likes, 8 Retweets
38) Ms. Brown: "Who better understands you? A man who was loaned/inherited millions of dollars or some woman? That's what I thought!"
#RNCinCLE
19 Likes, 9 Retweets
39) Johnson: "I'll focus my entire speech on 20% of an entire quote because the other 80% would ruin the point I'm trying to make."
#RNCinCLE
18 Likes, 8 Retweets
40) McConnell: "We can't trust Hillary! We need to put our trust in a man that tells the truth less than he wears prom dresses-Trump!"
#RNCinCLE
16 Likes, 8 Retweets
41) Roll call: "Our state is the greatest! Let us now read you this brochure we have here. It'll only take 25 minutes."
#RNCinCLE
17 Likes, 6 Retweets
42) Christie: "Let's talk geography. How did Trump pronounce Tanzania again? Tanzeekeedubu or something? Funny stuff."
#RNCinCLE
12 Likes, 10 Retweets
43) Gulbis: "Donald Trump reminded me to be fearless, unless it's the media, your mind, facts, and lots of other things."
#RNCinCLE
14 Likes, 7 Retweets
44) GOP: "In case we haven't made it clear, we'll soon be releasing the book, 'Pantsuits & Email Knock-Knock Jokes.'"
#RNCinCLE
15 Likes, 5 Retweets
44) Chris Christie brings six boxes of tissues on stage...
#RNCinCLE
17 Likes, 3 Retweets
46) The American Muslim For Trump has taken the stage...
#RNCinCLE
14 Likes, 4 Retweets
47) Johnson: "Feingold was the only one w/any balls to stand up for our freedom, so to secure our freedom, we must vote against him!"
#RNCinCLE
15 Likes, 2 Retweets
48) Kerry Woodland: "This Trump winery is second to none, much like Trump steaks and vodka."
#RNCinCLE
12 Likes, 3 Retweets
49) Sen. Moore: "Trump lies 65% of the time more than he tells the truth. Hillary does that -20% of the time more. Trump 2016!"
#RNCinCLE
7 Likes, 3 Retweets
50) Cox: "For my speech, I want to sing a song very near & dear to me - Harvey Danger's 'Flagpole Sitta.'" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYsMjEeEg4g …
#RNCinCLE
3 Likes, 3 Retweets
Day 2 Totals: 2,135 Likes, 1,080 Retweets (Averages of 42.7 Likes, 21.6 Retweets)
Overall Totals: 4,830 Likes, 2,376 Retweets (Averages of 43.9 Likes, 21.6 Retweets)
1) Chris Christie is lecturing Hillary Clinton on ethics. That'd be like Donald Trump lecturing Jimmy Carter on fidelity.
#RNCinCLE
253 Likes, 222 Retweets
2) Tiffany Trump: "My dad is a natural-born encourager. Just ask John McCain, that disabled reporter, Mexicans, Muslims, etc."
#RNCinCLE
264 Likes, 170 Retweets
3) I'm sorry. I couldn't help but fall asleep. Did anything happen, well, besides hyperbole, plagiarism, and debunked conspiracies?
#RNCinCLE
88 Likes, 28 Retweets
4) Trump, Jr.: "We have to attack our problems head on! Gun violence? More guns! Health issues? Less health insurance!"
#RNCinCLE
66 Likes, 44 Retweets
5) Trump: "With the help of the Obamas writing our speeches for us, we're gonna make America great again, believe me."
#RNCinCLE
71 Likes, 24 Retweets
6) Ryan: "The economy was solid under Clinton, improved under Obama, so do you really want more of that w/Hillary? I don't think so!"
#RNCinCLE
62 Likes, 32 Retweets
7) Carson: "I'm not politically correct nor correct. My politifact stats: 82% False/Mostly False/Pants on Fire, 7% Mostly True."
#RNCinCLE
60 Likes, 32 Retweets
8) Ron Johnson: "The louder I shout the words RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISTS the more it'll make them go away, because magic."
#RNCinCLE
56 Likes, 31 Retweets
9) Trump, Jr.: "Even though my father never admits mistakes, he's what we need to become more accountable as a nation!"
#RNCinCLE
44 Likes, 26 Retweets
10) Ryan: "I was bet I couldn't keep a straight face while lying for 15 consecutive minutes. As Charlie Sheen would say, 'Winning!'"
#RNCinCLE
48 Likes, 20 Retweets
11) Kevin McCarthy: "We hear all of you, but we only listen to 1% of you tops."
#RNCinCLE
50 Likes, 17 Retweets
12) Ryan: "We gave you 12 years of Bush, so trust us when we say you can trust us with our latest nominee - a reality tv show star!"
#RNCinCLE
44 Likes, 22 Retweets
13) Ryan:"Dems are all about identities. We shouldn't be about that. We should just discriminate against people w/certain identities."
#RNCinCLE
46 Likes, 19 Retweets
14) We've just witnessed the shortest speech in RNC history, as Donald Trump is now deporting the American Muslim for Trump.
#RNCinCLE
43 Likes, 19 Retweets
15) Tiffany Trump: "My dad's a charmer. When he talked about young and beautiful pieces of ass, that was like so very charming."
#RNCinCLE
37 Likes, 24 Retweets
15) Christie: "Chant 'lock her up' for Hillary Clinton while I stand up here, knowing I may get locked up at some point."
#RNCinCLE
41 Likes, 20 Retweets
17) Ben Carson speaking alert: Take some shots of Red Bull.
#RNCinCLE
44 Likes, 16 Retweets
18) Carson: "I love me some Jesus, which is why I love Donald Trump - a man who is like the antithesis of the Jesus."
#RNCinCLE
41 Likes, 15 Retweets
18) Ryan: "Dems are all about failed promises - like building a wall, banning Muslims. Oh, wait, that was someone else..."
#RNCinCLE
41 Likes, 15 Retweets
20) Ben Carson
Before: "If Trump's bad, it's only 4 years."
Now: "If Clinton's elected, it could ruin our entire future."
#RNCinCLE
34 Likes, 21 Retweets
21) Cox: "Obama didn't take your guns, but it could still happen, & if you elect Hillary, it could happen again, which it didn't!"
#RNCinCLE
43 Likes, 10 Retweets
21) The Vegas odds have it at 1 : 1 Tiffany Trump's speech will plagiarize one made by Sasha Obama.
#RNCinCLE
45 Likes, 8 Retweets
23) Trump, Jr.: "The other party is regulation on steroids. Our party is the party of recession & oligarchy. It's your call, people."
#RNCinCLE
29 Likes, 23 Retweets
23) McConnell: "We've worked hard for you - wasting millions of your tax dollars to take away your healthcare! You're welcome!"
#RNCinCLE
36 Likes, 16 Retweets
25) Christie: "W/Trump we have a man who knows less about war than my dog Toto, flipflops more than I can count & wants another loan."
#RNCinCLE
31 Likes, 16 Retweets
26) Trump, Jr.: "Who would you trust? A Dr. w/30 yrs experience who's made mistakes or one who's not a Dr.? Go w/the latter - my dad!"
#RNCinCLE
28 Likes, 18 Retweets
27) Kevin McCarthy: "If you thought Joe McCarthy was paranoid, you ain't heard nothing yet!"
#RNCinCLE
31 Likes, 13 Retweets
28) "Make America Work Again" night summary
Oligarchy is good, (raising) minimum wage is bad, specificity is evil.
#RNCinCLE
28 Likes, 14 Retweets
28) I have a feeling Michael Mukasey took motivational speech classes from Ben Stein.
#RNCinCLE
35 Likes, 7 Retweets
30) McCarthy: "Even though the GOP is living in 1816, it's Democrats who are living in the past! So let's make America white again!"
#RNCinCLE
30 Likes, 8 Retweets
30) Rep. Chris Collins: "Donald Trump will beat all terrorists with his massively tiny hands!"
#RNCinCLE
30 Likes, 8 Retweets
30) Andy Wist: "The only way we can keep the the American dream alive for our kids is to ignore climate change & let the world burn!"
#RNCinCLE
31 Likes, 7 Retweets
33) Chris Christie: "Guilty or not guilty - I'm full of crap?"
#RNCinCLE
26 Likes, 11 Retweets
34) Christie: "I'm going to end a lie with the word 'period,' even though it should be a question mark or some other thingy."
#RNCinCLE
29 Likes, 7 Retweets
35) David Perdue: "Wanna talk about plagiarism? Hillary's plagiarizing Obama's playbook, while Trump's plagiarizing David Duke's."
#RNCinCLE
26 Likes, 9 Retweets
36) Trump: "I've been practicing really hard to not mispronounce my VP's name. Pence? Pensee? Pins? I think it's Pence."
#RNCinCLE
23 Likes, 9 Retweets
37) Ryan: "The GOP is the real party of progress-wanting to limit non-straight white male Christians' rights & creating an oligarchy."
#RNCinCLE
22 Likes, 8 Retweets
38) Ms. Brown: "Who better understands you? A man who was loaned/inherited millions of dollars or some woman? That's what I thought!"
#RNCinCLE
19 Likes, 9 Retweets
39) Johnson: "I'll focus my entire speech on 20% of an entire quote because the other 80% would ruin the point I'm trying to make."
#RNCinCLE
18 Likes, 8 Retweets
40) McConnell: "We can't trust Hillary! We need to put our trust in a man that tells the truth less than he wears prom dresses-Trump!"
#RNCinCLE
16 Likes, 8 Retweets
41) Roll call: "Our state is the greatest! Let us now read you this brochure we have here. It'll only take 25 minutes."
#RNCinCLE
17 Likes, 6 Retweets
42) Christie: "Let's talk geography. How did Trump pronounce Tanzania again? Tanzeekeedubu or something? Funny stuff."
#RNCinCLE
12 Likes, 10 Retweets
43) Gulbis: "Donald Trump reminded me to be fearless, unless it's the media, your mind, facts, and lots of other things."
#RNCinCLE
14 Likes, 7 Retweets
44) GOP: "In case we haven't made it clear, we'll soon be releasing the book, 'Pantsuits & Email Knock-Knock Jokes.'"
#RNCinCLE
15 Likes, 5 Retweets
44) Chris Christie brings six boxes of tissues on stage...
#RNCinCLE
17 Likes, 3 Retweets
46) The American Muslim For Trump has taken the stage...
#RNCinCLE
14 Likes, 4 Retweets
47) Johnson: "Feingold was the only one w/any balls to stand up for our freedom, so to secure our freedom, we must vote against him!"
#RNCinCLE
15 Likes, 2 Retweets
48) Kerry Woodland: "This Trump winery is second to none, much like Trump steaks and vodka."
#RNCinCLE
12 Likes, 3 Retweets
49) Sen. Moore: "Trump lies 65% of the time more than he tells the truth. Hillary does that -20% of the time more. Trump 2016!"
#RNCinCLE
7 Likes, 3 Retweets
50) Cox: "For my speech, I want to sing a song very near & dear to me - Harvey Danger's 'Flagpole Sitta.'" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYsMjEeEg4g …
#RNCinCLE
3 Likes, 3 Retweets
Day 2 Totals: 2,135 Likes, 1,080 Retweets (Averages of 42.7 Likes, 21.6 Retweets)
Overall Totals: 4,830 Likes, 2,376 Retweets (Averages of 43.9 Likes, 21.6 Retweets)
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