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E.W. Jackson misspells the title of his book on the front cover

Republican candidate for the lieutenant governor of Virginia and 2008 National Kindergarten Spelling Bee champion - E.W. Jackson - apparently released a book in 2008 entitled, Ten Commandments to an Extraordinary Life: Making Your Dreams Come True.

On the front cover of this book reads the following title - Ten Comandments to an Extraordinary Life: Making Your Dreams Come True.

That's right. The title on the front cover of Jackson's book is misspelled. Jackson's next book will probably be called Ten Comandments to Writing Good.

These "Comandments" will likely be the following:

1. Thou shalt spell good and sh*t.

2. Thou shalt have good gramma.

5. Thou shalt count good too, for page numbers and all of that.

6. Thou shalt, uh, write with your hands.

7. Thou shalt know what comas and semi-comas are.

8. Thou shalt know how to use tht spll chck thng.

9. Thou shalt do something else.

10. Thou shalt love Jesus.

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