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Oh, the irony...

So I met up with my girlfriend and some of her family at the Columbus Arts Festival yesterday afternoon. I brought with me a proof copy of my new book LOL at the GOP - Volume 3: Guns Don't Kill, Cars Don't Drive, and Ovens Don't Bake. In case my girlfriend parked close by, I wanted to show her the book when all was said and done. She didn't park anywhere near where I did, so that didn't happen. But upon returning to the car after looking at the art work, I noticed a flier which appeared to be placed on every car in that particular parking lot.

On the flier read the following:

"Cap City Firearms - Protect Yourself, Home and Family. 'Ohio's premier conceal carry training'

Conceal & Carry Course
Our concealed carry course is now only $99.00 limited time!
If you pre-register at www.capcityfirearms.com
Also covered: Basic firearm safety, firearm storage/types, pistol mechanisms/operation, shooting skills, pistol maintenance
NRA Certified Instructor"

After reading through this, I picked up my book and looked at it placed directly next to the flier, and chuckled. If that isn't irony, I don't know what is.

I also found it funny that the individual(s) whom placed the fliers on cars went about this operation at an arts festival. Yeah, because if there's one thing artists love, it's guns - all the while sporting tie-dye shirts with peace signs on them and listening to sounds of nature CDs.

http://www.capcityfirearms.com/
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