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Pat Robertson certainly has a way with words

After the Boy Scouts of America (BSA) ruled to allow openly gay scouts, televangelist Pat Robertson had some interesting choice words about the decision. On his show, The 700 Club, Robertson responded to the BSA's decision with this:

"It breaks your heart to see the Boy Scouts...torn up in order to accommodate a few kids that want to do sex with each other."

Yes, Robertson is known as a natural poet in most corners of the world.

When asked by the pastor of his wedding, "Do you...," Robertson likely responded with, "Do I what? Do the sex?"

Robertson likely got into trouble at school for writing a dirty short story in English class, one that contained numerous grammatical errors. The title of the story was probably something along the lines of, "We Did The Sex."

Perhaps Robertson's next venture should be to open an adult store by the name of "Doing Sex As God Intended."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/11/boy-scouts-gay-pat-robertson-_n_3422629.html

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