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The Lazy American

Americans crack me up sometimes. There are times I envision this entire country as part of a reality television series filmed on another planet. I especially love how some people speak so angrily about the government, yet don't find time to make their voices heard outside of the dinner table. Why? They'd rather be lazy - watch their favorite shows, eat their favorite snacks, while laying on their favorite couch, wearing their favorite pair of jeans unbuttoned.

When envisioning these people, I picture the following conversation:

Paul Whineman: "That stupid son of a b**ch, Obama! I hate him! He's a horrible president and should be impeached! He has no business being leader of this country! He's ruining this country! This great country is ruined because of Obama!"

Karen Don-Whineman: "I know, honey."

Paul: "I don't know that you do! I don't know that a lot of people do! Because of Obama, our freedoms are gone! We can't speak freely anymore! We can't buy guns anymore! We can't practice religion anymore! This country is over! I'm so fed up, I could... I could..."

Karen: "You could what, honey? Why don't you do something about it?"

Paul: "I am doing something about it! I am talking to you, aren't I? Oh, wait, The Bachelor is on now. Hon, could you grab me a six-pack of beer, some Cheetos, Pringles, and a few pieces of pizza? Thanks."

Karen: "Before I do that, let me ask you again - why don't you do something about it? Why don't you get involved and make your voice heard?"

Paul: "Huh?"

Karen: "Oh, nothing. I'll go get your food and beer."

Paul: "Thanks, babe. I love this show."
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