I read an article today and couldn't help but share an excerpt of it. It pertains to the House fiscal cliff vote earlier this year. The article says:
"Barely 36 hours after the caustic New Year's Day vote, Boehner faced a coup attempt from a clutch of renegade conservatives. The cabal quickly fell apart when several Republicans, after a night of prayer, said God told them to spare the speaker. Still, Boehner came within a few votes of failing to secure his speakership on the initial vote, an outcome that would have forced a second ballot for the first time in nearly a century."
All of these House members whom prayed to God the night before the vote were told the exact same thing - to spare Mr. Boehner as speaker? Fascinating... Well, after reading that, I have a few questions for all of these Republican House members:
- What did God's voice sound like? Was it more reminiscent of James Earl Jones in a cave or Michael Jackson when grabbing his crotch?
- Did God speak Latin, Hebrew, Greek, English, or a combination of them along with some jive?
- Did God give the vibe that he had ever done any gangsta rap in his day?
- Did you take any pills that night? Any hallucinogens?
- Did you hear any other voices that night? An invisible friend by the name of Pipsqueak perhaps?
- Are you seeing a shrink? I mean, how many shrinks are you seeing?
- Do your doctors know about these voices and hallucinations? Are they scared as well? Especially since you're in Congress?
- Could you send an audio-clip the next time you hear God's voice, so someone can imitate him, and tell you to resign from office. Amen.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/04/john-boehner-god_n_3381883.html
"Barely 36 hours after the caustic New Year's Day vote, Boehner faced a coup attempt from a clutch of renegade conservatives. The cabal quickly fell apart when several Republicans, after a night of prayer, said God told them to spare the speaker. Still, Boehner came within a few votes of failing to secure his speakership on the initial vote, an outcome that would have forced a second ballot for the first time in nearly a century."
All of these House members whom prayed to God the night before the vote were told the exact same thing - to spare Mr. Boehner as speaker? Fascinating... Well, after reading that, I have a few questions for all of these Republican House members:
- What did God's voice sound like? Was it more reminiscent of James Earl Jones in a cave or Michael Jackson when grabbing his crotch?
- Did God speak Latin, Hebrew, Greek, English, or a combination of them along with some jive?
- Did God give the vibe that he had ever done any gangsta rap in his day?
- Did you take any pills that night? Any hallucinogens?
- Did you hear any other voices that night? An invisible friend by the name of Pipsqueak perhaps?
- Are you seeing a shrink? I mean, how many shrinks are you seeing?
- Do your doctors know about these voices and hallucinations? Are they scared as well? Especially since you're in Congress?
- Could you send an audio-clip the next time you hear God's voice, so someone can imitate him, and tell you to resign from office. Amen.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/04/john-boehner-god_n_3381883.html
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