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#ExtremeVetting

I had a little bit of fun with the trending hashtag #ExtremeVetting on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Trump: "I'll make them pass the hardest course at Trump University - 'Bigly English 101'."
#ExtremeVetting
248 Likes, 118 Retweets

2) Trump: "I'm gonna make them read Michelle Obama quotes off a teleprompter like my Melania did."
#ExtremeVetting
121 Likes, 41 Retweets

3) Trump: "They'll have to lie less than I do, and that's like literally impossible, folks, believe me."
#ExtremeVetting
92 Likes, 43 Retweets

4) Trump: "Like Bob Barker said, we're gonna get these people spayed & neutered, folks. I went to a vet once. One word - yuge!"
#ExtremeVetting
86 Likes, 18 Retweets

5) Trump: "They'll have to understand sarcasm better than I do, so like, yeah, yuge, bigly good amounts!"
#ExtremeVetting
54 Likes, 24 Retweets

6) Trump: "They'd have to understand carpet-bombing better than I do. I don't know about all of you, but I use a Dyson."
#ExtremeVetting
51 Likes, 9 Retweets

7) Trump: "They'll have to count higher than Rick Perry, & he counts two number deals higher than me!"
#ExtremeVetting
32 Likes, 15 Retweets

Totals: 684 Likes, 268 Retweets (Averages of 97.7 Likes, 38.3 Retweets)

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