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#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "The title is 'True Lies.' That's like my life story, folks. All my lies are true, believe me."
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67 Likes, 21 Retweets

2) "This angry lawyer, who says utes a lot, has The Karate Kid behind him, but I don't remember seeing Mr. Miyagi."
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36 Likes, 11 Retweets

3) "An American patriot stands up for his 2nd Amendment rights by putting a gun to a guy's head to go on kids rides."
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33 Likes, 12 Retweets

4) "This guy throws his fists at other guys, yells 'Adrian,' and big things happen - yugely big things, believe me."
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36 Likes, 8 Retweets

5) "This is like the perfect country. I wonder where it is on the map? Let's see... Idiocracy... Huh, can't find it."
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32 Likes, 11 Retweets

6) "There's this guy who flies in the air, Neo- maybe named after Neo Armstrong. I really don't know. Hard to follow."
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25 Likes, 13 Retweets

7) "This dude named Keyser Soso is like amazingly, incredibly, bigly so-so, like so so-so, he's more than so-so."
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28 Likes, 8 Retweets

8) "My favorite song plays as a woman dies in the shower. A mother's name is Norman. Whatever. The end."
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28 Likes, 6 Retweets

9) "This rich dude gives a hooker money, but without the sex stuff. I don't get it people. I seriously don't get it."
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26 Likes, 6 Retweets

10) "My twin brother, flying cars, Dr. Bernie Sanders, and incest because the gays ruined the sanctity of stuff!"
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26 Likes, 5 Retweets

11) "A bigly thing with wings is flown by blow-up dolls & then falls & lands. Oh, & some guy's name is Shirley."
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23 Likes, 7 Retweets

11) "Gov. Arnold got pregnant in this one! It changed my life. I'm now gonna get my tubes tied, like pronto, folks!"
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26 Likes, 4 Retweets

13) "The biggest loser in the class has sex with a pie. It's disgusting, folks, like really really disgusting."
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22 Likes, 7 Retweets

14) "This movie is about that guy who said, 'Sting like a butterfly, fly like a bee.'"
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23 Likes, 5 Retweets

14) "This one dude goes to the mountains w/another dude, & things happen - a little bit of this, a little bit of that."
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24 Likes, 4 Retweets

16) "These two guys, almost as smartly as me, go on a road trip. I think their names are Doom and Doomer."
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22 Likes, 5 Retweets

16) "Brad Pitt asks what's in a box. It's like Halloween - some lady's fake head. Then they count to seven."
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23 Likes, 4 Retweets

18) "A big green dude goes on a journey with his talking ass."
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20 Likes, 5 Retweets

18) "One guy is like tall & built, the other is short & fat, so yeah, they're identical twins."
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22 Likes, 3 Retweets

20) "Some kid wishes to be yuge, becomes yuge, and then becomes not so yuge."
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20 Likes, 4 Retweets

20) "When people say this guy's name three times, he comes to life. Sometimes I do that with the thing on my head too."
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21 Likes, 3 Retweets

20) "WTF?!? The creators stole my laugh when they created Butthead! I'm taking your asses to court!"
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22 Likes, 2 Retweets

23 )"Two words - plastic bags blowing in the wind are more beautiful than paper bags."
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17 Likes, 5 Retweets

24) "If I understood this correctly, some ducks put skates on, & moved around on the ice holding big sticks."
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18 Likes, 3 Retweets

25) "Governor Arnold fights aliens this one. It's yuge, like really really big, and better yet, it's a true story."
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16 Likes, 4 Retweets

25) "Milking cats is very yuge in this movie, very very yuge, believe me, folks."
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16 Likes, 4 Retweets

25) "These guys put their balls in holes while some high dude thinks they're in Russia. They're not in Russia, right?"
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16 Likes, 4 Retweets

28) "All my kids sing songs at this chocolate factory thingy."
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15 Likes, 1 Retweet

29) "I wasn't really paying attention, but I think hair gel comes out of a guy's penis & he makes a business out of it"
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12 Likes, 3 Retweets

29) "I fell asleep during this film, but there's some black dude named Red. That's all I remember."
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13 Likes, 2 Retweets

31) "This movie was educational. I never knew San Diego was named after whales' vaginas."
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14 Likes, 0 Retweets

32) "The movie is about smoking & is very sarcastic, but not really that sarcastic, you know?"
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12 Likes, 1 Retweet

33) "This cartoon should be banned! It's about bestiality plain and simple, folks."
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10 Likes, 1 Retweet

34) "There's a spinning top, & like, we don't know if it lands on heads or tails. Very frustrating!"
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8 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 772 Likes, 183 Retweets (Averages of 22.7 Likes, 5.4 Retweets)

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