I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) "The title is 'True Lies.' That's like my life story, folks. All my lies are true, believe me."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
67 Likes, 21 Retweets
2) "This angry lawyer, who says utes a lot, has The Karate Kid behind him, but I don't remember seeing Mr. Miyagi."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
36 Likes, 11 Retweets
3) "An American patriot stands up for his 2nd Amendment rights by putting a gun to a guy's head to go on kids rides."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
33 Likes, 12 Retweets
4) "This guy throws his fists at other guys, yells 'Adrian,' and big things happen - yugely big things, believe me."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
36 Likes, 8 Retweets
5) "This is like the perfect country. I wonder where it is on the map? Let's see... Idiocracy... Huh, can't find it."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
32 Likes, 11 Retweets
6) "There's this guy who flies in the air, Neo- maybe named after Neo Armstrong. I really don't know. Hard to follow."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
25 Likes, 13 Retweets
7) "This dude named Keyser Soso is like amazingly, incredibly, bigly so-so, like so so-so, he's more than so-so."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
28 Likes, 8 Retweets
8) "My favorite song plays as a woman dies in the shower. A mother's name is Norman. Whatever. The end."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
28 Likes, 6 Retweets
9) "This rich dude gives a hooker money, but without the sex stuff. I don't get it people. I seriously don't get it."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
26 Likes, 6 Retweets
10) "My twin brother, flying cars, Dr. Bernie Sanders, and incest because the gays ruined the sanctity of stuff!"
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
26 Likes, 5 Retweets
11) "A bigly thing with wings is flown by blow-up dolls & then falls & lands. Oh, & some guy's name is Shirley."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
23 Likes, 7 Retweets
11) "Gov. Arnold got pregnant in this one! It changed my life. I'm now gonna get my tubes tied, like pronto, folks!"
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
26 Likes, 4 Retweets
13) "The biggest loser in the class has sex with a pie. It's disgusting, folks, like really really disgusting."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
22 Likes, 7 Retweets
14) "This movie is about that guy who said, 'Sting like a butterfly, fly like a bee.'"
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
23 Likes, 5 Retweets
14) "This one dude goes to the mountains w/another dude, & things happen - a little bit of this, a little bit of that."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
24 Likes, 4 Retweets
16) "These two guys, almost as smartly as me, go on a road trip. I think their names are Doom and Doomer."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
22 Likes, 5 Retweets
16) "Brad Pitt asks what's in a box. It's like Halloween - some lady's fake head. Then they count to seven."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
23 Likes, 4 Retweets
18) "A big green dude goes on a journey with his talking ass."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
20 Likes, 5 Retweets
18) "One guy is like tall & built, the other is short & fat, so yeah, they're identical twins."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
22 Likes, 3 Retweets
20) "Some kid wishes to be yuge, becomes yuge, and then becomes not so yuge."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
20 Likes, 4 Retweets
20) "When people say this guy's name three times, he comes to life. Sometimes I do that with the thing on my head too."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
21 Likes, 3 Retweets
20) "WTF?!? The creators stole my laugh when they created Butthead! I'm taking your asses to court!"
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
22 Likes, 2 Retweets
23 )"Two words - plastic bags blowing in the wind are more beautiful than paper bags."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
17 Likes, 5 Retweets
24) "If I understood this correctly, some ducks put skates on, & moved around on the ice holding big sticks."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
18 Likes, 3 Retweets
25) "Governor Arnold fights aliens this one. It's yuge, like really really big, and better yet, it's a true story."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
16 Likes, 4 Retweets
25) "Milking cats is very yuge in this movie, very very yuge, believe me, folks."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
16 Likes, 4 Retweets
25) "These guys put their balls in holes while some high dude thinks they're in Russia. They're not in Russia, right?"
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
16 Likes, 4 Retweets
28) "All my kids sing songs at this chocolate factory thingy."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
15 Likes, 1 Retweet
29) "I wasn't really paying attention, but I think hair gel comes out of a guy's penis & he makes a business out of it"
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
12 Likes, 3 Retweets
29) "I fell asleep during this film, but there's some black dude named Red. That's all I remember."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
13 Likes, 2 Retweets
31) "This movie was educational. I never knew San Diego was named after whales' vaginas."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
14 Likes, 0 Retweets
32) "The movie is about smoking & is very sarcastic, but not really that sarcastic, you know?"
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
12 Likes, 1 Retweet
33) "This cartoon should be banned! It's about bestiality plain and simple, folks."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
10 Likes, 1 Retweet
34) "There's a spinning top, & like, we don't know if it lands on heads or tails. Very frustrating!"
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 772 Likes, 183 Retweets (Averages of 22.7 Likes, 5.4 Retweets)
1) "The title is 'True Lies.' That's like my life story, folks. All my lies are true, believe me."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
67 Likes, 21 Retweets
2) "This angry lawyer, who says utes a lot, has The Karate Kid behind him, but I don't remember seeing Mr. Miyagi."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
36 Likes, 11 Retweets
3) "An American patriot stands up for his 2nd Amendment rights by putting a gun to a guy's head to go on kids rides."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
33 Likes, 12 Retweets
4) "This guy throws his fists at other guys, yells 'Adrian,' and big things happen - yugely big things, believe me."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
36 Likes, 8 Retweets
5) "This is like the perfect country. I wonder where it is on the map? Let's see... Idiocracy... Huh, can't find it."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
32 Likes, 11 Retweets
6) "There's this guy who flies in the air, Neo- maybe named after Neo Armstrong. I really don't know. Hard to follow."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
25 Likes, 13 Retweets
7) "This dude named Keyser Soso is like amazingly, incredibly, bigly so-so, like so so-so, he's more than so-so."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
28 Likes, 8 Retweets
8) "My favorite song plays as a woman dies in the shower. A mother's name is Norman. Whatever. The end."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
28 Likes, 6 Retweets
9) "This rich dude gives a hooker money, but without the sex stuff. I don't get it people. I seriously don't get it."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
26 Likes, 6 Retweets
10) "My twin brother, flying cars, Dr. Bernie Sanders, and incest because the gays ruined the sanctity of stuff!"
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
26 Likes, 5 Retweets
11) "A bigly thing with wings is flown by blow-up dolls & then falls & lands. Oh, & some guy's name is Shirley."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
23 Likes, 7 Retweets
11) "Gov. Arnold got pregnant in this one! It changed my life. I'm now gonna get my tubes tied, like pronto, folks!"
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
26 Likes, 4 Retweets
13) "The biggest loser in the class has sex with a pie. It's disgusting, folks, like really really disgusting."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
22 Likes, 7 Retweets
14) "This movie is about that guy who said, 'Sting like a butterfly, fly like a bee.'"
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
23 Likes, 5 Retweets
14) "This one dude goes to the mountains w/another dude, & things happen - a little bit of this, a little bit of that."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
24 Likes, 4 Retweets
16) "These two guys, almost as smartly as me, go on a road trip. I think their names are Doom and Doomer."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
22 Likes, 5 Retweets
16) "Brad Pitt asks what's in a box. It's like Halloween - some lady's fake head. Then they count to seven."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
23 Likes, 4 Retweets
18) "A big green dude goes on a journey with his talking ass."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
20 Likes, 5 Retweets
18) "One guy is like tall & built, the other is short & fat, so yeah, they're identical twins."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
22 Likes, 3 Retweets
20) "Some kid wishes to be yuge, becomes yuge, and then becomes not so yuge."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
20 Likes, 4 Retweets
20) "When people say this guy's name three times, he comes to life. Sometimes I do that with the thing on my head too."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
21 Likes, 3 Retweets
20) "WTF?!? The creators stole my laugh when they created Butthead! I'm taking your asses to court!"
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
22 Likes, 2 Retweets
23 )"Two words - plastic bags blowing in the wind are more beautiful than paper bags."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
17 Likes, 5 Retweets
24) "If I understood this correctly, some ducks put skates on, & moved around on the ice holding big sticks."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
18 Likes, 3 Retweets
25) "Governor Arnold fights aliens this one. It's yuge, like really really big, and better yet, it's a true story."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
16 Likes, 4 Retweets
25) "Milking cats is very yuge in this movie, very very yuge, believe me, folks."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
16 Likes, 4 Retweets
25) "These guys put their balls in holes while some high dude thinks they're in Russia. They're not in Russia, right?"
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
16 Likes, 4 Retweets
28) "All my kids sing songs at this chocolate factory thingy."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
15 Likes, 1 Retweet
29) "I wasn't really paying attention, but I think hair gel comes out of a guy's penis & he makes a business out of it"
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
12 Likes, 3 Retweets
29) "I fell asleep during this film, but there's some black dude named Red. That's all I remember."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
13 Likes, 2 Retweets
31) "This movie was educational. I never knew San Diego was named after whales' vaginas."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
14 Likes, 0 Retweets
32) "The movie is about smoking & is very sarcastic, but not really that sarcastic, you know?"
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
12 Likes, 1 Retweet
33) "This cartoon should be banned! It's about bestiality plain and simple, folks."
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
10 Likes, 1 Retweet
34) "There's a spinning top, & like, we don't know if it lands on heads or tails. Very frustrating!"
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 772 Likes, 183 Retweets (Averages of 22.7 Likes, 5.4 Retweets)
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