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#MakeABandSmaller, #TrumpsDoctor, #WeinerAMovie, and #MakeAFilmSpecific

Over the past 2-3 days, I've had some fun with the following trending hashtags on Twitter: #MakeABandSmaller, #TrumpsDoctor, #WeinerAMovie, #MakeAFilmSpecific. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Bornstein: "Yeah, I only spent 5 min. on Trump's health letter."
Trump: "That's 4 more min. than I've spent on policy plans."
#TrumpsDoctor
172 Likes, 79 Retweets

2) You've Got Junk Mail
#WeinerAMovie
112 Likes, 24 Retweets

3) I Know Who You Sexted Last Summer
#WeinerAMovie
63 Likes, 7 Retweets

4) Earth, Wind, and E-Cigarettes
#MakeABandSmaller
53 Likes, 11 Retweets

5) Six Degrees of Penetration
#WeinerAMovie
47 Likes, 11 Retweets

6) Smart Car Halen
#MakeABandSmaller
39 Likes, 9 Retweets

7) Toddlerz ll Boys
#MakeABandSmaller
36 Likes, 9 Retweets

8) Apocalypse At 4:37 pm EST On November 8th Of 2112
#MakeAFilmSpecific
35 Likes, 6 Retweets

9) The Considerable Size, Extent, or Intensity Lebowski
#MakeAFilmSpecific
26 Likes, 9 Retweets

9) A Cockwork Orange
#WeinerAMovie
30 Likes, 5 Retweets

11) Carlos Danger and the Tweet of Doom
#WeinerAMovie
27 Likes, 6 Retweets

12) Raging Uncastrated Male Bovine Animal
#MakeAFilmSpecific
19 Likes, 4 Retweets

13) Duran
#MakeABandSmaller
18 Likes, 3 Retweets

14) The Rather Mild Chili Peppers
#MakeABandSmaller
18 Likes, 0 Retweets

15) Pearl Lay-Up
#MakeABandSmaller
14 Likes, 2 Retweets

15) The Rolling Pebbles
#MakeABandSmaller
15 Likes, 1 Retweet

15) The Medical Marijuana Brothers
#MakeABandSmaller
15 Likes, 1 Retweet

15) Tweetin' Bulges in the Rain
#WeinerAMovie
15 Likes, 1 Retweet

19) The Shawshank Action Of Saving Or Being Saved From Sin, Error, Or Evil
#MakeAFilmSpecific
14 Likes, 1 Retweet

20) Def Kitten
#MakeABandSmaller
14 Likes, 0 Retweets

21) Shooting Blanks In Grosse Pointe
#WeinerAMovie
9 Likes, 4 Retweets

21) That Thing You Tweet
#WeinerAMovie
11 Likes, 2 Retweets

21) The Lightly Smacking Pumpkins
#MakeABandSmaller
13 Likes, 0 Retweets

24) Anemia Maiden
#MakeABandSmaller
8 Likes, 4 Retweets

24) Jane's A Monthly Drink
#MakeABandSmaller
10 Likes, 2 Retweets

26) Sporks 'N Roses
#MakeABandSmaller
10 Likes, 1 Retweet

26) Coldpause
11 Likes, 0 Retweets

18) Marvin Bi-Curious
#MakeABandSmaller
8 Likes, 2 Retweets

29) MC Plastic Screwdriver
#MakeABandSmaller
7 Likes, 2 Retweets

29) Not Nearly As Good As Ezra
#MakeABandSmaller
9 Likes, 0 Retweets

31) Anorexic Lizzy
#MakeABandSmaller
7 Likes, 1 Retweet

31) 3 Doors Ajar
#MakeABandSmaller
8 Likes, 0 Retweets

33) Gravel Temple Autopilots
#MakeABandSmaller
6 Likes, 1 Retweet

33) Rubbersnake
#MakeABandSmaller
7 Likes, 0 Retweets

33) Fetus Rock
#MakeABandSmaller
7 Likes, 0 Retweets

36) The Foo Peacemakers
#MakeABandSmaller
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

37) Green Millisecond
#MakeABandSmaller
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

37) Softrockica
#MakeABandSmaller
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

39) Marky Mark & the Steady Bunch
#MakeABandSmaller
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

39) REO Going-5-Under-Wagon
#MakeABandSmaller
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

39) Alice in Line at Arby's
#MakeABandSmaller
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

42) Marilyn Manson Guitars
#MakeABandSmaller
1 Like, 0 Retweets

Totals: 945 Likes, 208 Retweets (Averages of 22.5 Likes, 5.0 Retweets)
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