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#FamousPresidentTrumpQuotes

I had a bit of fun with the trending hashtag #FamousPresidentTrumpQuotes on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "3 wives & 47 mistresses ago, I upheld the sanctity of marriage from the gays."
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383 Likes, 170 Retweets

2) "Teleprompters are for idiots! Wait, what's that word? Is that like size 6 font? This teleprompter is stupid!"
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90 Likes, 28 Retweets

3) "I love 2nd Amendment people & their 'bare' arms! You know who has beautiful bare arms? My daughter, Ivanka."
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81 Likes, 34 Retweets

4) "New York is like one of the best, biggest titties in the entire world! ...and it's all real folks, believe me!"
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70 Likes, 29 Retweets

5) "I'm here to announce the start of the Orange Lives Matter movement!"
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72 Likes, 22 Retweets

6) "I'm a big supporter of the BLT community or whatever in the hell they're called."
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66 Likes, 17 Retweets

7) "It took me 7 years to build a Lego wall once & I made my kids pay for it."
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46 Likes, 12 Retweets

8) "You know how people say, 'You had me at hello'? Melania had me at, wait, what was that Michelle Obama quote?"
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44 Likes, 9 Retweets

9) "I'm gonna start the Church of Trump. Instead of crackers & wine, there will be Trump Steaks & Vodka."
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40 Likes, 9 Retweets

10) "To flip-flop 6 times w/in 30 seconds or not to flip-flop 6 times w/in 30 seconds - that is the question."
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33 Likes, 8 Retweets

11) "It's like I've always told my kids, 'You can't spell 'Trump' without 'winning bigly'.' That's a fact, folks."
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34 Likes, 6 Retweets

12) "What's all this crap about me being sexist & the War on Broads? Sexism & the War on Broads don't exist!"
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28 Likes, 6 Retweets

Totals: 987 Likes, 350 Retweets (Averages of 82.3 Likes, 29.2 Retweets)
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