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GOPers freak out about Chris Kyle, I mean, Bradley Cooper attending the DNC

So actor Bradley Cooper was spotted at the Democratic National Convention (DNC) in Philadelphia last week, and what did many conservatives have to say about the matter?

- "Couldn't be more disappointed in #BradleyCooper (@BradleyCooperUS) for attending #DNC. Proved he is not worthy to tie Chris Kyle's boots."

- "Bradley Cooper is promoting Hillary? Too bad. He's dead to me now."

- "Bradley Cooper at DNC?! Guess I've seen my last Bradley Cooper movie. Ewww Ick"

- "I have a list of celebrities that support Socialism I refuse to spend another $ on. Add this one. Boycott them all."

- "wow. bradley cooper. dead to me"

- "#BradleyCooper irked #gop w/ #DNC appearance. Another hypocritical Hollywood hero pretender #CashingIn on real heroes"

That's right. Since Bradley Cooper played the role of Chris Kyle in the film American Sniper, apparently many GOPers saw the actor as one with the former sniper and therefore a die-hard conservative Republican. I'm sorry to disappoint them, but actors aren't always direct replicas of the characters they portray on screen. Given these GOPers' seeming trouble of differentiating fantasy from reality, I imagine they'll make the following statements at some point in the future:

Setting: Spotting Anthony Hopkins at an all-you-can-eat buffet

 GOPer: "Whoa! Look who it is! Should we stay or go? He might try to eat one of us!"


Setting: Spotting Christian Bale near a mugging

 GOPer: "Never fear, everyone! Batman's here!"


Setting: Spotting Mike Myers at a zoo

 GOPer: "Hey, where's that talking donkey friend of yours?"


Setting: Spotting Jeff Bridges at a bar

 GOPer: "Bartender, I'd like to buy The Dude a Caucasian. Oh, and ask him when his next bowling tournament is."


Setting: Spotting Jim Caviezel anywhere

 GOPer: "Look, everyone! He's here! He's returned! It's the Second Coming of Jesus!"

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/07/confused-republicans-upset-bradley-cooper

http://www.vulture.com/2016/07/american-sniper-fans-mad-bradley-cooper-dnc.html

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