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Katrina Pierson: "What are these words that are coming out of my mouth?"

From claiming President Obama invaded Afghanistan to her belief that liberal reporters were "literally" beating up Donald Trump supporters, Trump spokeswoman Katrina Pierson has had some issues making sense when in front of the camera. Well, that happened again earlier today, as while on CNN, Ms. Pierson attempted to defend Donald Trump's recent change in stance with regard to immigration by saying, “He hasn’t changed his position. He has changed the words that he is saying.”

So, in other words, he changed his position. With that line of thinking, expect Katrina Pierson to utter the following lines in the future:

- "He hasn't committed adultery. He simply stuck his penis in a vagina that wasn't his wife's."

- "He hasn't lied. He just said something he knew wasn't true."

- "He hasn't been speeding. He was going the speed limit, only much faster."

- "He hasn't lost. When all was said and done, he simply finished with fewer votes than the other person."

- "He hasn't gone bankrupt. He...wait, bankrupt? What's that word mean again?"

http://www.salon.com/2016/08/25/katrina-pierson-struggles-to-explain-trumps-immigration-flip-flop-hes-just-changed-the-words-hes-saying/

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