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#WheresTrump

I had a lot of fun with the trending hashtag #WheresTrump on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (to see all my tweets, including these, as I included pictures with most of them, go to this link - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Heading off to Brokeback Mountain
#WheresTrump
267 Likes, 140 Retweets

2) Starting to build the bigliest, most beautiful wall in the world
#WheresTrump
172 Likes, 84 Retweets

3) At home with his best friend
#WheresTrump
176 Likes, 64 Retweets

4) Getting ready to make a speech at a rally
#WheresTrump
117 Likes, 67 Retweets

5) After the Trump Steaks & Vodka failures, giving things a 2nd try with Trump Swiss cheese & Corona Light
#WheresTrump
90 Likes, 78 Retweets

6) Studying the world map he's had in his room since he was 7
#WheresTrump
78 Likes, 44 Retweets

7) Posing for LPM (Little Pecker Magazine)
#WheresTrump
70 Likes, 28 Retweets

8) Making China great again
#WheresTrump
55 Likes, 42 Retweets

9) Creeping out the world by writing & singing the song, "If You Weren't My Daughter..." on "The Voice"
#WheresTrump
55 Likes, 30 Retweets

10) Trying to figure out who his next advisor should be
#WheresTrump
52 Likes, 24 Retweets

11) Blaming this bird for his missing tax returns: "The bald eagle ate it or something, believe me."
#WheresTrump
47 Likes, 27 Retweets

12) Inside a barbershop, saying, "I want you to make my hair look like this permanently."
#WheresTrump
44 Likes, 28 Retweets

13) Searching the planet of Mars for his birth certificate
#WheresTrump
48 Likes, 22 Retweets

14) Trying to decide who he wants wife #4 to be
#WheresTrump
51 Likes, 18 Retweets

15) Setting guidelines for "extreme vetting" of his own supporters at his rallies
#WheresTrump
40 Likes, 28 Retweets

16) Helping write Melania Trump's next speech
#WheresTrump
50 Likes, 16 Retweets

17) Continuing to hold Chris Christie hostage - asking for Politifact to increase his honesty grade to 20%
#WheresTrump
41 Likes, 20 Retweets

18) Giving voter outreach a try by telling Muslims, "You don't understand. I said I want to ban museums!"
#WheresTrump
44 Likes, 15 Retweets

19) Asking other rich fathers for "small loans" of $1 million
#WheresTrump
36 Likes, 21 Retweets

20) Giving his one-of-a-kind motivational speech, entitled, "You're All About To Die"
#WheresTrump
39 Likes, 16 Retweets

21) Repeating the word "bigly" into a fan for 45 minutes
#WheresTrump
36 Likes, 18 Retweets

22) Asking David Duke what he's doing over Labor Day Weekend
#WheresTrump
37 Likes, 12 Retweets

23) After going through 4+ such occasions, finally learning how to spell the word "bankruptcy."
#WheresTrump
31 Likes, 17 Retweets

24) Continually asking people, "What's wrong with nukes?" while pointing to his microwave
#WheresTrump
30 Likes, 16 Retweets

24) Going to the doctor for a handjob
#WheresTrump
33 Likes, 13 Retweets

24) Writing the long-awaited follow-up to the first two books in the series - this one entitled, "Three Corinthians."
#WheresTrump
36 Likes, 10 Retweets

27) Auditioning for "America's Next Top Model"
#WheresTrump
31 Likes, 14 Retweets

27) Getting ready for Taco Tuesday at Trump Tower Grill
#WheresTrump
36 Likes, 9 Retweets

29) Thinking he's watching the National Geographic Channel
#WheresTrump
26 Likes, 10 Retweets

30) Studying for a vocabulary test
#WheresTrump
23 Likes, 12 Retweets

31) Chilling in a freezer to disprove global-warming
#WheresTrump
22 Likes, 11 Retweets

32) Praying the boy from "Liar, Liar" never makes a wish that he can't lie for 24 consecutive hours
#WheresTrump
26 Likes, 6 Retweets

33) Asking Ted Cruz where he can find a good carpet-bomber
#WheresTrump
21 Likes, 10 Retweets

33) Challenging Pinocchio to a liars' duel
#WheresTrump
24 Likes, 7 Retweets

35) Asking Bill & Ted to take him back to the caveman days so he finally communicate like everyone else
#WheresTrump
20 Likes, 5 Retweets

Totals: 2,021 Likes, 982 Retweets (Averages of 57.7 Likes, 28.1 Retweets)

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