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#FakeOlympicHistory

I had a bit of fun with the trending hashtag #FakeOlympicHistory on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen at this link - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Trump became quite saddened when he discovered that fencing didn't involve building a wall along the Mexican border.
#FakeOlympicHistory
362 Likes, 145 Retweets

2) Trump once said, "Gold medals are like super easy, so long as someone gives me one of theirs. Piece of cake, folks."
#FakeOlympicHistory
131 Likes, 46 Retweets

3) Ben Carson once fell asleep while running the 400M.
#FakeOlympicHistory
116 Likes, 34 Retweets

4) After hearing some 3rd place finishers yell, "Bronze Medals Matter (too)," GOPers shouted back, "All Medals Matter!"
#FakeOlympicHistory
75 Likes, 26 Retweets

5) Donald Trump once started a petition which proposed that gold medals would be replaced with orange medals.
#FakeOlympicHistory
40 Likes, 19 Retweets

6) #1 on Chris Christie's bucket list is to win the gold medal for the high jump.
#FakeOlympicHistory
49 Likes, 7 Retweets

7) Congressional Republicans once tried banning all Greco-Roman wrestling events b/c it ruined the sanctity of wrestling.
#FakeOlympicHistory
33 Likes, 10 Retweets

8) During every Olympics, Donald Trump has been known to mumble, "You can't spell 'Olympics' without 'me'."
#FakeOlympicHistory
22 Likes, 7 Retweets

Totals: 828 Likes, 294 Retweets (Averages of 103.5 Likes, 36.8 Retweets)
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