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#FakeFlyingFacts and #WhiteLivesMatter

I had some fun with the trending hashtags #FakeFlyingFacts and #WhiteLivesMatter on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) 94% of autopilots earned their degrees at Trump University
#FakeFlyingFacts
330 Likes, 154 Retweets

2) Whenever a member of Congress flies commercial, every television on board automatically airs the film, "Snakes On A Plane."
#FakeFlyingFacts
132 Likes, 39 Retweets

3) When asked to define "turbulence," Donald Trump said, "It's when ambulances go like bigly fast - with turbos or something."
#FakeFlyingFacts
77 Likes, 21 Retweets

4) White Presidents: Only 43 of 44 (97.7%)
#WhiteLivesMatter
66 Likes, 30 Retweets

5) Whites in Congress: Only 437 of 534 (81.8%)
#WhiteLivesMatter
53 Likes, 24 Retweets

6) The Mile High Club actually started when Cheech, Chong, Willie Nelson, & Snoop Dogg all flew together on 4/20.
#FakeFlyingFacts
42 Likes, 10 Retweets

6) White Fortune 500 CEOs: Only 477 of 500 (95.4%)
#WhiteLivesMatter
42 Likes, 10 Retweets

8) Christopher Columbus once tried (& failed) to merge Northwest & Southwest Airlines, wanting to call it NorthSouth Airlines.
#FakeFlyingFacts
27 Likes, 5 Retweets

9) Donald Trump's initial campaign slogan idea was, "Make Flying High Again."
#FakeFlyingFacts
26 Likes, 4 Retweets

10) Trump started getting cocky at 8-years-old, when he looked out a window while flying & said, "Everything else is so small."
#FakeFlyingFacts
23 Likes, 4 Retweets

11) 19.7% of Delta passengers share this "birthmark" of Clark Griswold's.
#FakeFlyingFacts
25 Likes, 1 Retweet

11) R. Kelly wrote the song "I Believe I Can Fly" after tossing a paper airplane off Bridge Stoned As F**k.
#FakeFlyingFacts
25 Likes, 1 Retweet

13) Darth Vader's piloting career was short-lived, as he kept repeating, "There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you."
#FakeFlyingFacts
16 Likes, 4 Retweets

14) 22.3% of flight attendants don't know how to properly fasten their seat belts.
#FakeFlyingFacts
17 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 901 Likes, 307 Retweets (Averages of 64.4 Likes, 21.9 Retweets)
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