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#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans

I had a field day with the trending hashtag #RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Orange Is The New White Supremacist
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527 Likes, 230 Retweets

2) Nothing Says Success Like Six Bankruptcies
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172 Likes, 87 Retweets

3) The First Rule Of Tax Return Club Is You Never Talk About Tax Return Club
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88 Likes, 33 Retweets

4) Telling Facts The Way I Want Them To Be
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80 Likes, 36 Retweets

5) All Lives Matter, Well, Besides Mexicans, Muslims, Women, The Blacks, The Media, The Disabled, POWs, etc.
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75 Likes, 38 Retweets

6) Fixing Things By Just Saying The Words, "I'll Fix Stuff."
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69 Likes, 22 Retweets

7) Deporting Illegals Unless They Work For Or Are Married To Me
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57 Likes, 32 Retweets

8) Since I Won At The Game Risk Once, I Know More About ISIS Than The Generals Do, Believe Me
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57 Likes, 17 Retweets

9) Consistency Is For Losers
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49 Likes, 17 Retweets

10) So, Two Corinthians Walked Into A Bar...
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43 Likes, 22 Retweets

10) F**k Facts
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47 Likes, 18 Retweets

12) Who Wants To Be Wife #4?
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46 Likes, 16 Retweets

13) Not Knowing Who David Duke Or Vladimir Putin Are, But Admiring Them Anyway
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36 Likes, 24 Retweets

13) Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Daddy Helped Make Me Rich, So F**k All Of You... No Offense.
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40 Likes, 20 Retweets

15) Do As I Said That One Time, But Not As I Did That Other One Time
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44 Likes, 14 Retweets

16) There Is No "Team" In "I"
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49 Likes, 7 Retweets

17) Saving The Sanctity Of Marriage Three Wives and Hundreds Of Mistresses At A Time
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40 Likes, 15 Retweets

18) For It, Against It, In Between, Uncertain, Indifferent, I Mean, What The Hell Were We Talking About Again?
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40 Likes, 14 Retweets

19) Putting The "Moron" In Oxymoron
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36 Likes, 16 Retweets

20) We Need To Ban Terrorists From The Middle East - You Know, Like North Carolina And Virginia
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37 Likes, 13 Retweets

21) My Lies Are Always True, Believe Me
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39 Likes, 10 Retweets

22) I Got 3,500 Problems (Lawsuits) But A Big Dick Ain't One
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35 Likes, 12 Retweets

23) Spreading Tolerance One White Supremacist Retweet At A Time
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35 Likes, 10 Retweets

24) Making Dead Rodents On Your Head Sexy Again
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31 Likes, 11 Retweets

25) If You Believe It, I Believe It Too, Believe Me
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28 Likes, 12 Retweets

25) You Can't Spell "Confidence" Without "Con"
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30 Likes, 10 Retweets

25) Making Play-Doh Great Again
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31 Likes, 9 Retweets

25) We Know Words. We Have The Best, Bigliest Words.
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32 Likes, 8 Retweets

29) The Poorly Educated Are My BBFs (Bigliest Best Friends Forever Or Whatever)
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29 Likes, 10 Retweets

30) Idiocracy Is Now A Reality
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27 Likes, 11 Retweets

31) I'm Not Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, Or Muslimophobic, But...
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26 Likes, 11 Retweets

32) It's Not The Size Of The Hands On The Man. Wait, Yes It Is, And My Hands Are Yuuuuge!
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27 Likes, 9 Retweets

32) He Knows More About Generalizing Than The Generals Do
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28 Likes, 8 Retweets

32) Orange Lives Matter
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31 Likes, 5 Retweets

35) Moving America Forward By Taking Us Backward
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20 Likes, 15 Retweets

25) Where Did I Put My White Robe And Hood?
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23 Likes, 12 Retweets

35) Taking America Down The Same Path As My Steaks And Vodka
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23 Likes, 12 Retweets

35) My Daughter's Hotter Than Yours
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29 Likes, 6 Retweets

39) Putin Russia Ahead Of America
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24 Likes, 10 Retweets

39) Hardening And Softening, Softening And Hardening At The Same Time All The Time
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28 Likes, 6 Retweets

41) To Bully Bigly Or To Bully Biglier? That Is The Question.
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24 Likes, 9 Retweets

42) If Constantly Repeating Himself Is Wrong, He Doesn't Wanna Be Right
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28 Likes, 5 Retweets

43) Like Herpes, Only Worse
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28 Likes, 4 Retweets

44) Disproving Evolution One Teleprompterless Speech At A Time
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23 Likes, 8 Retweets

44) Constantly Overcompensating For A Tiny Penis
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25 Likes, 6 Retweets

46) Do Unto Others As Mexican Rapists And Drug Dealers Would Do Unto You
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21 Likes, 9 Retweets

46) No Excuses, No Responsibility, No Contradictions
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22 Likes, 8 Retweets

46) Our Main Objective Is To Make The Truth Subjective
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24 Likes, 6 Retweets

46) Everything Is Great, Like Really Really Great, Well, Except America - That Kind Of Sucks Right Now
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25 Likes, 5 Retweets

46) Another Prick For A Wall
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27 Likes, 3 Retweets

51) Building Walls To Bring Us Together
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21 Likes, 8 Retweets

51) History Can't Repeat Itself If We Ignore History
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22 Likes, 7 Retweets

51) I'm Unbelievable, Believe Me
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22 Likes, 7 Retweets

51) Helping Make Prejudice Come Out Of Your Wherevers
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24 Likes, 5 Retweets

55) Constitutionally Making Constitutional Rights Unconstitutional
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19 Likes, 9 Retweets

55) Flonase Is Right - When It Comes To Marriages, 3 Is Greater Than 1
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21 Likes, 7 Retweets

57) Standing With The LGBABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Community
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20 Likes, 7 Retweets

57) My Daddy Built This
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21 Likes, 6 Retweets

57) Loving Big Titties Like Detroit Since 1946
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22 Likes, 5 Retweets

60) Even When He's Wrong, He's Right, Because His Right Has No Wrong Or Something
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24 Likes, 2 Retweets

61) Bucket List: Offending Every Person In The World
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17 Likes, 8 Retweets

61) Trump University Gradjewit
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18 Likes, 7 Retweets

63) My Mexican Suits Will Make America Great Again
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16 Likes, 8 Retweets

64) One Step Forward, Five Steps Backward. Repeat.
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13 Likes, 10 Retweets

64) Losing A Marble Every Second
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18 Likes, 5 Retweets

64) Understanding Sarcasm Better Than A Newborn Understands Quantum Mechanics
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20 Likes, 3 Retweets

64) Tan-zane-ee-uh. Tan-zane-eye-eh. Tan-Whatever. Some Continent In The Country Of Africa Or Something.
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22 Likes, 1 Retweet

68) Donald Trump Likes Talking In The 3rd Person
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16 Likes, 6 Retweets

69) He's With Himself
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17 Likes, 5 Retweets

69) See Evil Where I Want To See It, Hear Evil Voices All Day Every Day, Speak Evil Bigly Amounts
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18 Likes, 4 Retweets

71) Vagueness Is Like Maybe Kind Of Cool At Times
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15 Likes, 6 Retweets

71) A Fallacy Is Worth A Thousand Votes
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16 Likes, 5 Retweets

71) Making Friends Through Hatred - Works Every Time None Of The Time
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18 Likes, 3 Retweets

71) Whatever That Thing Was Michelle Obama Wrote Or Said
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19 Likes, 2 Retweets

71) As His Flashback-Riddled Doctor Once Called Him, "Astonishingly Excellent." Fact!
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19 Likes, 2 Retweets

76) Insulting Intelligence Bigly
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16 Likes, 4 Retweets

76) TBD
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16 Likes, 4 Retweets

78) Telling It Like It Is, Constant Flip-Flops And All
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15 Likes, 4 Retweets

78) Proving Horoscopes And Conspiracies To Be More Accurate Than Global Warming
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15 Likes, 4 Retweets

78) Telling It Like It Is When It Comes To Building Real, Virtual, Imaginary, Whatever Wall Things
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16 Likes, 3 Retweets

78) Making Jar Jar Binks Sound Sexy Since '99
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16 Likes, 3 Retweets

'82) 87 Rep. + '99 Ind. + '01 Dem. + '09 Rep. + '11 Unaffiliated + '16 GOP nom. = steady leadership
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17 Likes, 1 Retweet

82) Politically And Factually Incorrect With No "Regets"
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18 Likes, 0 Retweets

84) Glass-Is-Half-Full On That Whole Inevitable Apocalypse Thing
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14 Likes, 3 Retweets

84) The Lego Movie Was Wrong: Everything Is Awful
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14 Likes, 3 Retweets

84) Facts Are Like Your Opinion, Man
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16 Likes, 1 Retweet

87) Euthanize Those Who Apologize
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13 Likes, 3 Retweets

88) Blood May Be Thicker Than Water, But Trump Tower Is Thicker Than Blood...And Water
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10 Likes, 4 Retweets

88) Graded A+ By The BBB (Bigly Bigot Bureau)
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11 Likes, 3 Retweets

88) Two Words: Taco Bowls At Trump Tower On Cinco De Mayo
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13 Likes, 1 Retweet

91) If We Build It, They Will Stop Coming
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11 Likes, 2 Retweets

91) Diversity Is Like Bigly Awesome
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12 Likes, 1 Retweet

91) How To Debate Oneself 24/7
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12 Likes, 1 Retweet

91) How To Piss Musicians Off 101
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13 Likes, 0 Retweets

95) Fact-Checkers Don't Know This Nameless Guy I Know
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9 Likes, 3 Retweets

95) You Can't Spell "Word Salad" Without "Drumpf"
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11 Likes, 1 Retweet

95) Drumpf Trumps Facts
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11 Likes, 1 Retweet

98) Say No To Refugees! That "Killing Me Softly" Song Was Totally Overrated!
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10 Likes, 1 Retweet

99) "Patients" Ain't No Virtue! Hospitals Suck! English, Now That's A Virtue!
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7 Likes, 2 Retweets

100) Anti-Specific Ocean
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4 Likes, 2 Retweets

Totals: 3,253 Likes, 1,054 Retweets (Averages of 32.5 Likes, 10.5 Retweets)

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