I had a field day with the trending hashtag #RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Orange Is The New White Supremacist
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
527 Likes, 230 Retweets
2) Nothing Says Success Like Six Bankruptcies
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
172 Likes, 87 Retweets
3) The First Rule Of Tax Return Club Is You Never Talk About Tax Return Club
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
88 Likes, 33 Retweets
4) Telling Facts The Way I Want Them To Be
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
80 Likes, 36 Retweets
5) All Lives Matter, Well, Besides Mexicans, Muslims, Women, The Blacks, The Media, The Disabled, POWs, etc.
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
75 Likes, 38 Retweets
6) Fixing Things By Just Saying The Words, "I'll Fix Stuff."
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
69 Likes, 22 Retweets
7) Deporting Illegals Unless They Work For Or Are Married To Me
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
57 Likes, 32 Retweets
8) Since I Won At The Game Risk Once, I Know More About ISIS Than The Generals Do, Believe Me
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
57 Likes, 17 Retweets
9) Consistency Is For Losers
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
49 Likes, 17 Retweets
10) So, Two Corinthians Walked Into A Bar...
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
43 Likes, 22 Retweets
10) F**k Facts
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
47 Likes, 18 Retweets
12) Who Wants To Be Wife #4?
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
46 Likes, 16 Retweets
13) Not Knowing Who David Duke Or Vladimir Putin Are, But Admiring Them Anyway
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
36 Likes, 24 Retweets
13) Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Daddy Helped Make Me Rich, So F**k All Of You... No Offense.
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
40 Likes, 20 Retweets
15) Do As I Said That One Time, But Not As I Did That Other One Time
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
44 Likes, 14 Retweets
16) There Is No "Team" In "I"
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
49 Likes, 7 Retweets
17) Saving The Sanctity Of Marriage Three Wives and Hundreds Of Mistresses At A Time
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
40 Likes, 15 Retweets
18) For It, Against It, In Between, Uncertain, Indifferent, I Mean, What The Hell Were We Talking About Again?
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
40 Likes, 14 Retweets
19) Putting The "Moron" In Oxymoron
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
36 Likes, 16 Retweets
20) We Need To Ban Terrorists From The Middle East - You Know, Like North Carolina And Virginia
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
37 Likes, 13 Retweets
21) My Lies Are Always True, Believe Me
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
39 Likes, 10 Retweets
22) I Got 3,500 Problems (Lawsuits) But A Big Dick Ain't One
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
35 Likes, 12 Retweets
23) Spreading Tolerance One White Supremacist Retweet At A Time
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
35 Likes, 10 Retweets
24) Making Dead Rodents On Your Head Sexy Again
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
31 Likes, 11 Retweets
25) If You Believe It, I Believe It Too, Believe Me
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
28 Likes, 12 Retweets
25) You Can't Spell "Confidence" Without "Con"
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
30 Likes, 10 Retweets
25) Making Play-Doh Great Again
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
31 Likes, 9 Retweets
25) We Know Words. We Have The Best, Bigliest Words.
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
32 Likes, 8 Retweets
29) The Poorly Educated Are My BBFs (Bigliest Best Friends Forever Or Whatever)
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
29 Likes, 10 Retweets
30) Idiocracy Is Now A Reality
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
27 Likes, 11 Retweets
31) I'm Not Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, Or Muslimophobic, But...
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
26 Likes, 11 Retweets
32) It's Not The Size Of The Hands On The Man. Wait, Yes It Is, And My Hands Are Yuuuuge!
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
27 Likes, 9 Retweets
32) He Knows More About Generalizing Than The Generals Do
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
28 Likes, 8 Retweets
32) Orange Lives Matter
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
31 Likes, 5 Retweets
35) Moving America Forward By Taking Us Backward
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
20 Likes, 15 Retweets
25) Where Did I Put My White Robe And Hood?
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
23 Likes, 12 Retweets
35) Taking America Down The Same Path As My Steaks And Vodka
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
23 Likes, 12 Retweets
35) My Daughter's Hotter Than Yours
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
29 Likes, 6 Retweets
39) Putin Russia Ahead Of America
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
24 Likes, 10 Retweets
39) Hardening And Softening, Softening And Hardening At The Same Time All The Time
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
28 Likes, 6 Retweets
41) To Bully Bigly Or To Bully Biglier? That Is The Question.
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
24 Likes, 9 Retweets
42) If Constantly Repeating Himself Is Wrong, He Doesn't Wanna Be Right
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
28 Likes, 5 Retweets
43) Like Herpes, Only Worse
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
28 Likes, 4 Retweets
44) Disproving Evolution One Teleprompterless Speech At A Time
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
23 Likes, 8 Retweets
44) Constantly Overcompensating For A Tiny Penis
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
25 Likes, 6 Retweets
46) Do Unto Others As Mexican Rapists And Drug Dealers Would Do Unto You
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
21 Likes, 9 Retweets
46) No Excuses, No Responsibility, No Contradictions
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
22 Likes, 8 Retweets
46) Our Main Objective Is To Make The Truth Subjective
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
24 Likes, 6 Retweets
46) Everything Is Great, Like Really Really Great, Well, Except America - That Kind Of Sucks Right Now
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
25 Likes, 5 Retweets
46) Another Prick For A Wall
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
27 Likes, 3 Retweets
51) Building Walls To Bring Us Together
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
21 Likes, 8 Retweets
51) History Can't Repeat Itself If We Ignore History
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
22 Likes, 7 Retweets
51) I'm Unbelievable, Believe Me
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
22 Likes, 7 Retweets
51) Helping Make Prejudice Come Out Of Your Wherevers
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
24 Likes, 5 Retweets
55) Constitutionally Making Constitutional Rights Unconstitutional
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
19 Likes, 9 Retweets
55) Flonase Is Right - When It Comes To Marriages, 3 Is Greater Than 1
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
21 Likes, 7 Retweets
57) Standing With The LGBABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Community
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
20 Likes, 7 Retweets
57) My Daddy Built This
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
21 Likes, 6 Retweets
57) Loving Big Titties Like Detroit Since 1946
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
22 Likes, 5 Retweets
60) Even When He's Wrong, He's Right, Because His Right Has No Wrong Or Something
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
24 Likes, 2 Retweets
61) Bucket List: Offending Every Person In The World
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
17 Likes, 8 Retweets
61) Trump University Gradjewit
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
18 Likes, 7 Retweets
63) My Mexican Suits Will Make America Great Again
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
16 Likes, 8 Retweets
64) One Step Forward, Five Steps Backward. Repeat.
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
13 Likes, 10 Retweets
64) Losing A Marble Every Second
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
18 Likes, 5 Retweets
64) Understanding Sarcasm Better Than A Newborn Understands Quantum Mechanics
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
20 Likes, 3 Retweets
64) Tan-zane-ee-uh. Tan-zane-eye-eh. Tan-Whatever. Some Continent In The Country Of Africa Or Something.
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
22 Likes, 1 Retweet
68) Donald Trump Likes Talking In The 3rd Person
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
16 Likes, 6 Retweets
69) He's With Himself
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
17 Likes, 5 Retweets
69) See Evil Where I Want To See It, Hear Evil Voices All Day Every Day, Speak Evil Bigly Amounts
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
18 Likes, 4 Retweets
71) Vagueness Is Like Maybe Kind Of Cool At Times
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
15 Likes, 6 Retweets
71) A Fallacy Is Worth A Thousand Votes
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
16 Likes, 5 Retweets
71) Making Friends Through Hatred - Works Every Time None Of The Time
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
18 Likes, 3 Retweets
71) Whatever That Thing Was Michelle Obama Wrote Or Said
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
71) As His Flashback-Riddled Doctor Once Called Him, "Astonishingly Excellent." Fact!
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
76) Insulting Intelligence Bigly
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
16 Likes, 4 Retweets
76) TBD
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
16 Likes, 4 Retweets
78) Telling It Like It Is, Constant Flip-Flops And All
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
15 Likes, 4 Retweets
78) Proving Horoscopes And Conspiracies To Be More Accurate Than Global Warming
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
15 Likes, 4 Retweets
78) Telling It Like It Is When It Comes To Building Real, Virtual, Imaginary, Whatever Wall Things
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
78) Making Jar Jar Binks Sound Sexy Since '99
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
'82) 87 Rep. + '99 Ind. + '01 Dem. + '09 Rep. + '11 Unaffiliated + '16 GOP nom. = steady leadership
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
17 Likes, 1 Retweet
82) Politically And Factually Incorrect With No "Regets"
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
18 Likes, 0 Retweets
84) Glass-Is-Half-Full On That Whole Inevitable Apocalypse Thing
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
84) The Lego Movie Was Wrong: Everything Is Awful
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
84) Facts Are Like Your Opinion, Man
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
87) Euthanize Those Who Apologize
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
13 Likes, 3 Retweets
88) Blood May Be Thicker Than Water, But Trump Tower Is Thicker Than Blood...And Water
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
10 Likes, 4 Retweets
88) Graded A+ By The BBB (Bigly Bigot Bureau)
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
11 Likes, 3 Retweets
88) Two Words: Taco Bowls At Trump Tower On Cinco De Mayo
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
13 Likes, 1 Retweet
91) If We Build It, They Will Stop Coming
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
91) Diversity Is Like Bigly Awesome
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
12 Likes, 1 Retweet
91) How To Debate Oneself 24/7
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
12 Likes, 1 Retweet
91) How To Piss Musicians Off 101
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
13 Likes, 0 Retweets
95) Fact-Checkers Don't Know This Nameless Guy I Know
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
9 Likes, 3 Retweets
95) You Can't Spell "Word Salad" Without "Drumpf"
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
95) Drumpf Trumps Facts
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
98) Say No To Refugees! That "Killing Me Softly" Song Was Totally Overrated!
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
10 Likes, 1 Retweet
99) "Patients" Ain't No Virtue! Hospitals Suck! English, Now That's A Virtue!
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
7 Likes, 2 Retweets
100) Anti-Specific Ocean
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
4 Likes, 2 Retweets
Totals: 3,253 Likes, 1,054 Retweets (Averages of 32.5 Likes, 10.5 Retweets)
1) Orange Is The New White Supremacist
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
527 Likes, 230 Retweets
2) Nothing Says Success Like Six Bankruptcies
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
172 Likes, 87 Retweets
3) The First Rule Of Tax Return Club Is You Never Talk About Tax Return Club
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
88 Likes, 33 Retweets
4) Telling Facts The Way I Want Them To Be
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
80 Likes, 36 Retweets
5) All Lives Matter, Well, Besides Mexicans, Muslims, Women, The Blacks, The Media, The Disabled, POWs, etc.
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
75 Likes, 38 Retweets
6) Fixing Things By Just Saying The Words, "I'll Fix Stuff."
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
69 Likes, 22 Retweets
7) Deporting Illegals Unless They Work For Or Are Married To Me
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
57 Likes, 32 Retweets
8) Since I Won At The Game Risk Once, I Know More About ISIS Than The Generals Do, Believe Me
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
57 Likes, 17 Retweets
9) Consistency Is For Losers
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
49 Likes, 17 Retweets
10) So, Two Corinthians Walked Into A Bar...
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
43 Likes, 22 Retweets
10) F**k Facts
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
47 Likes, 18 Retweets
12) Who Wants To Be Wife #4?
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
46 Likes, 16 Retweets
13) Not Knowing Who David Duke Or Vladimir Putin Are, But Admiring Them Anyway
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
36 Likes, 24 Retweets
13) Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Daddy Helped Make Me Rich, So F**k All Of You... No Offense.
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
40 Likes, 20 Retweets
15) Do As I Said That One Time, But Not As I Did That Other One Time
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
44 Likes, 14 Retweets
16) There Is No "Team" In "I"
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
49 Likes, 7 Retweets
17) Saving The Sanctity Of Marriage Three Wives and Hundreds Of Mistresses At A Time
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
40 Likes, 15 Retweets
18) For It, Against It, In Between, Uncertain, Indifferent, I Mean, What The Hell Were We Talking About Again?
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
40 Likes, 14 Retweets
19) Putting The "Moron" In Oxymoron
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
36 Likes, 16 Retweets
20) We Need To Ban Terrorists From The Middle East - You Know, Like North Carolina And Virginia
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
37 Likes, 13 Retweets
21) My Lies Are Always True, Believe Me
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
39 Likes, 10 Retweets
22) I Got 3,500 Problems (Lawsuits) But A Big Dick Ain't One
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
35 Likes, 12 Retweets
23) Spreading Tolerance One White Supremacist Retweet At A Time
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
35 Likes, 10 Retweets
24) Making Dead Rodents On Your Head Sexy Again
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
31 Likes, 11 Retweets
25) If You Believe It, I Believe It Too, Believe Me
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
28 Likes, 12 Retweets
25) You Can't Spell "Confidence" Without "Con"
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
30 Likes, 10 Retweets
25) Making Play-Doh Great Again
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
31 Likes, 9 Retweets
25) We Know Words. We Have The Best, Bigliest Words.
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
32 Likes, 8 Retweets
29) The Poorly Educated Are My BBFs (Bigliest Best Friends Forever Or Whatever)
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
29 Likes, 10 Retweets
30) Idiocracy Is Now A Reality
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
27 Likes, 11 Retweets
31) I'm Not Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, Or Muslimophobic, But...
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
26 Likes, 11 Retweets
32) It's Not The Size Of The Hands On The Man. Wait, Yes It Is, And My Hands Are Yuuuuge!
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
27 Likes, 9 Retweets
32) He Knows More About Generalizing Than The Generals Do
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
28 Likes, 8 Retweets
32) Orange Lives Matter
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
31 Likes, 5 Retweets
35) Moving America Forward By Taking Us Backward
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
20 Likes, 15 Retweets
25) Where Did I Put My White Robe And Hood?
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
23 Likes, 12 Retweets
35) Taking America Down The Same Path As My Steaks And Vodka
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
23 Likes, 12 Retweets
35) My Daughter's Hotter Than Yours
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
29 Likes, 6 Retweets
39) Putin Russia Ahead Of America
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
24 Likes, 10 Retweets
39) Hardening And Softening, Softening And Hardening At The Same Time All The Time
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
28 Likes, 6 Retweets
41) To Bully Bigly Or To Bully Biglier? That Is The Question.
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
24 Likes, 9 Retweets
42) If Constantly Repeating Himself Is Wrong, He Doesn't Wanna Be Right
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
28 Likes, 5 Retweets
43) Like Herpes, Only Worse
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
28 Likes, 4 Retweets
44) Disproving Evolution One Teleprompterless Speech At A Time
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
23 Likes, 8 Retweets
44) Constantly Overcompensating For A Tiny Penis
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
25 Likes, 6 Retweets
46) Do Unto Others As Mexican Rapists And Drug Dealers Would Do Unto You
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
21 Likes, 9 Retweets
46) No Excuses, No Responsibility, No Contradictions
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
22 Likes, 8 Retweets
46) Our Main Objective Is To Make The Truth Subjective
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
24 Likes, 6 Retweets
46) Everything Is Great, Like Really Really Great, Well, Except America - That Kind Of Sucks Right Now
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
25 Likes, 5 Retweets
46) Another Prick For A Wall
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
27 Likes, 3 Retweets
51) Building Walls To Bring Us Together
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
21 Likes, 8 Retweets
51) History Can't Repeat Itself If We Ignore History
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
22 Likes, 7 Retweets
51) I'm Unbelievable, Believe Me
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
22 Likes, 7 Retweets
51) Helping Make Prejudice Come Out Of Your Wherevers
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
24 Likes, 5 Retweets
55) Constitutionally Making Constitutional Rights Unconstitutional
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
19 Likes, 9 Retweets
55) Flonase Is Right - When It Comes To Marriages, 3 Is Greater Than 1
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
21 Likes, 7 Retweets
57) Standing With The LGBABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Community
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
20 Likes, 7 Retweets
57) My Daddy Built This
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
21 Likes, 6 Retweets
57) Loving Big Titties Like Detroit Since 1946
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
22 Likes, 5 Retweets
60) Even When He's Wrong, He's Right, Because His Right Has No Wrong Or Something
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
24 Likes, 2 Retweets
61) Bucket List: Offending Every Person In The World
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
17 Likes, 8 Retweets
61) Trump University Gradjewit
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
18 Likes, 7 Retweets
63) My Mexican Suits Will Make America Great Again
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
16 Likes, 8 Retweets
64) One Step Forward, Five Steps Backward. Repeat.
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
13 Likes, 10 Retweets
64) Losing A Marble Every Second
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
18 Likes, 5 Retweets
64) Understanding Sarcasm Better Than A Newborn Understands Quantum Mechanics
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
20 Likes, 3 Retweets
64) Tan-zane-ee-uh. Tan-zane-eye-eh. Tan-Whatever. Some Continent In The Country Of Africa Or Something.
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
22 Likes, 1 Retweet
68) Donald Trump Likes Talking In The 3rd Person
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
16 Likes, 6 Retweets
69) He's With Himself
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
17 Likes, 5 Retweets
69) See Evil Where I Want To See It, Hear Evil Voices All Day Every Day, Speak Evil Bigly Amounts
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
18 Likes, 4 Retweets
71) Vagueness Is Like Maybe Kind Of Cool At Times
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
15 Likes, 6 Retweets
71) A Fallacy Is Worth A Thousand Votes
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
16 Likes, 5 Retweets
71) Making Friends Through Hatred - Works Every Time None Of The Time
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
18 Likes, 3 Retweets
71) Whatever That Thing Was Michelle Obama Wrote Or Said
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
71) As His Flashback-Riddled Doctor Once Called Him, "Astonishingly Excellent." Fact!
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
76) Insulting Intelligence Bigly
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
16 Likes, 4 Retweets
76) TBD
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
16 Likes, 4 Retweets
78) Telling It Like It Is, Constant Flip-Flops And All
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
15 Likes, 4 Retweets
78) Proving Horoscopes And Conspiracies To Be More Accurate Than Global Warming
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
15 Likes, 4 Retweets
78) Telling It Like It Is When It Comes To Building Real, Virtual, Imaginary, Whatever Wall Things
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
78) Making Jar Jar Binks Sound Sexy Since '99
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
'82) 87 Rep. + '99 Ind. + '01 Dem. + '09 Rep. + '11 Unaffiliated + '16 GOP nom. = steady leadership
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
17 Likes, 1 Retweet
82) Politically And Factually Incorrect With No "Regets"
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
18 Likes, 0 Retweets
84) Glass-Is-Half-Full On That Whole Inevitable Apocalypse Thing
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
84) The Lego Movie Was Wrong: Everything Is Awful
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
84) Facts Are Like Your Opinion, Man
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
87) Euthanize Those Who Apologize
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
13 Likes, 3 Retweets
88) Blood May Be Thicker Than Water, But Trump Tower Is Thicker Than Blood...And Water
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
10 Likes, 4 Retweets
88) Graded A+ By The BBB (Bigly Bigot Bureau)
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
11 Likes, 3 Retweets
88) Two Words: Taco Bowls At Trump Tower On Cinco De Mayo
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
13 Likes, 1 Retweet
91) If We Build It, They Will Stop Coming
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
91) Diversity Is Like Bigly Awesome
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
12 Likes, 1 Retweet
91) How To Debate Oneself 24/7
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
12 Likes, 1 Retweet
91) How To Piss Musicians Off 101
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
13 Likes, 0 Retweets
95) Fact-Checkers Don't Know This Nameless Guy I Know
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
9 Likes, 3 Retweets
95) You Can't Spell "Word Salad" Without "Drumpf"
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
95) Drumpf Trumps Facts
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
98) Say No To Refugees! That "Killing Me Softly" Song Was Totally Overrated!
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
10 Likes, 1 Retweet
99) "Patients" Ain't No Virtue! Hospitals Suck! English, Now That's A Virtue!
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
7 Likes, 2 Retweets
100) Anti-Specific Ocean
#RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
4 Likes, 2 Retweets
Totals: 3,253 Likes, 1,054 Retweets (Averages of 32.5 Likes, 10.5 Retweets)
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