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#UnlikelyRealityShows, #ManyPeopleAreSaying, and #PhelpsFace

Over the past couple days, I've had some fun with the trending hashtags #UnlikelyRealityShows,  #ManyPeopleAreSaying, and  #PhelpsFace on Twitter. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "When life hands you a lemon, chuck it at a man that looks like an orange."
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
479 Likes, 175 Retweets

2) "Idiocracy has become a reality."
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
210 Likes, 79 Retweets

3) "Presidential elections are rigged against guys who were born into a lot of money." (okay, just Trump is saying that)
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
149 Likes, 69 Retweets

4) "The voices in our head aren't nearly as crazy as that Drumpf guy!"
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
128 Likes, 50 Retweets

5) You've been punk'd, America!"
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
116 Likes, 57 Retweets

6) "Keeping Up With Ben Carson"
#UnlikelyRealityShows
131 Likes, 28 Retweets

7) "Life is like Donald Trump opening his mouth - you never know what you're gonna get."
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
95 Likes, 30 Retweets

8) "Somebody laid a finger on my Butterfinger."
#PhelpsFace
88 Likes, 23 Retweets

9) "I could definitely use a Snickers right about now!"
#PhelpsFace
92 Likes, 10 Retweets

10) "We can only make America great again by making Russia more gooder."
#ManyPeopleAreSaying #Trumpsters
54 Likes, 12 Retweets

11) "Queer Eye For That Santorum Guy"
#UnlikelyRealityShows
56 Likes, 9 Retweets

12) "Let's build a fence to keep our neighbors from coming over and make them pay for it."
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
49 Likes, 13 Retweets

12) "Why do I listen to this song before I swim? 'All by myself. Don't want to be all by myself anymore'."
#PhelpsFace
55 Likes, 7 Retweets

14) "Look tough & angry. Nobody knows you just went through 3 boxes of tissues watching The Notebook again."
#PhelpsFace
44 Likes, 11 Retweets

15) "Orange is not the new sexy."
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
41 Likes, 12 Retweets

16) "The Orange 'Billionaire' Bachelor That Rhymes With Ronald Dump"
#UnlikelyRealityShows
40 Likes, 12 Retweets

16) "The Real Foreign Wives of Donald Trump"
#UnlikelyRealityShows
42 Likes, 10 Retweets

18) "Can we hurry this up already? I'm missing a 'Golden Girls' marathon on the Hallmark channel!"
#PhelpsFace
39 Likes, 1 Retweet

19) "Trump's Russian Idol"
#UnlikelyRealityShows
26 Likes, 5 Retweets

20) "Am I doing this right? Resting bitch face? If so, I'm totally gonna win that bet I made earlier today!"
#PhelpsFace
25 Likes, 5 Retweets

21) "Titties" - Donald Trump anyway - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-ldcCMC3nw …
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
19 Likes, 10 Retweets

22) "Come on, Michael! Find your happy place! Find your happy place! There it is!"
#PhelpsFace
27 Likes, 1 Retweet

23) "You can't spell 'doping' without 'Russia,' or something like that."
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
25 Likes, 2 Retweets

24) "Why did I go to Cheech and Chong instead of Russians for drugs?!?"
#PhelpsFace
24 Likes, 2 Retweets

25) "Shiny happy people holding hands..."
#PhelpsFace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCQ0vDAbF7s …
9 Likes, 1 Retweet

26) "Why aren't Cotton McKnight and Pepper Brooks announcing at the Olympics?"
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 2,035 Likes, 635 Retweets (Averages of 78.3 Likes, 24.4 Retweets)
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