#UnlikelyRealityShows, #ManyPeopleAreSaying, and #PhelpsFace

Over the past couple days, I've had some fun with the trending hashtags #UnlikelyRealityShows, #ManyPeopleAreSaying, and #PhelpsFace on Twitter. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "When life hands you a lemon, chuck it at a man that looks like an orange."
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
479 Likes, 175 Retweets

2) "Idiocracy has become a reality."
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
210 Likes, 79 Retweets

3) "Presidential elections are rigged against guys who were born into a lot of money." (okay, just Trump is saying that)
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
149 Likes, 69 Retweets

4) "The voices in our head aren't nearly as crazy as that Drumpf guy!"
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
128 Likes, 50 Retweets

5) You've been punk'd, America!"
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
116 Likes, 57 Retweets

6) "Keeping Up With Ben Carson"
#UnlikelyRealityShows
131 Likes, 28 Retweets

7) "Life is like Donald Trump opening his mouth - you never know what you're gonna get."
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
95 Likes, 30 Retweets

8) "Somebody laid a finger on my Butterfinger."
#PhelpsFace
88 Likes, 23 Retweets

9) "I could definitely use a Snickers right about now!"
#PhelpsFace
92 Likes, 10 Retweets

10) "We can only make America great again by making Russia more gooder."
#ManyPeopleAreSaying #Trumpsters
54 Likes, 12 Retweets

11) "Queer Eye For That Santorum Guy"
#UnlikelyRealityShows
56 Likes, 9 Retweets

12) "Let's build a fence to keep our neighbors from coming over and make them pay for it."
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
49 Likes, 13 Retweets

12) "Why do I listen to this song before I swim? 'All by myself. Don't want to be all by myself anymore'."
#PhelpsFace
55 Likes, 7 Retweets

14) "Look tough & angry. Nobody knows you just went through 3 boxes of tissues watching The Notebook again."
#PhelpsFace
44 Likes, 11 Retweets

15) "Orange is not the new sexy."
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
41 Likes, 12 Retweets

16) "The Orange 'Billionaire' Bachelor That Rhymes With Ronald Dump"
#UnlikelyRealityShows
40 Likes, 12 Retweets

16) "The Real Foreign Wives of Donald Trump"
#UnlikelyRealityShows
42 Likes, 10 Retweets

18) "Can we hurry this up already? I'm missing a 'Golden Girls' marathon on the Hallmark channel!"
#PhelpsFace
39 Likes, 1 Retweet

19) "Trump's Russian Idol"
#UnlikelyRealityShows
26 Likes, 5 Retweets

20) "Am I doing this right? Resting bitch face? If so, I'm totally gonna win that bet I made earlier today!"
#PhelpsFace
25 Likes, 5 Retweets

21) "Titties" - Donald Trump anyway - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-ldcCMC3nw …
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
19 Likes, 10 Retweets

22) "Come on, Michael! Find your happy place! Find your happy place! There it is!"
#PhelpsFace
27 Likes, 1 Retweet

23) "You can't spell 'doping' without 'Russia,' or something like that."
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
25 Likes, 2 Retweets

24) "Why did I go to Cheech and Chong instead of Russians for drugs?!?"
#PhelpsFace
24 Likes, 2 Retweets

25) "Shiny happy people holding hands..."
#PhelpsFace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCQ0vDAbF7s …
9 Likes, 1 Retweet

26) "Why aren't Cotton McKnight and Pepper Brooks announcing at the Olympics?"
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 2,035 Likes, 635 Retweets (Averages of 78.3 Likes, 24.4 Retweets)

Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun

The difference between "looking" and "checking out"

I may be way off with these numbers, but it's my approximation that at least 75% of individuals whom are involved in a serious relationship feel it's perfectly acceptable to "check out" members of the opposite sex they're not involved with. Meanwhile, approximately 25% either don't feel this is acceptable or aren't sure about the matter. I hadn't thought about this matter for a while, but since I've been dating a woman for about 8 months, the topic has been pondered about some. When reading or hearing others discuss this very issue, I often times hear comments similar to the following: "It's human nature to look." "There's nothing wrong with checking others out. I'm sure he/she does it too!" "It's fine to do it. Just don't tell your boyfriend/girlfriend about it or do it in front of them!" "It's natural to find people attractive." When observing the array of comments, I i

The verdict is in. To no one's surprise, Jonathan Hoenig has been found guilty of being an idiot.

Just recently, when discussing the Michael Brown shooting and whether or not race had anything to do with it, Fox News contributor Jonathan Hoenig said, "You know who talks about race? Racists." One moment while I provide Mr. Hoenig with the well deserved slow-clap. :: slow-claps for two seconds :: So, that was quite the line by Mr. Hoenig, wasn't it? "You know who talks about race? Racists." Well, wasn't he just talking about race? So, by his own words, I guess that makes him a racist. Also, if he wants to be consistent, does this mean that people whom talk about gender are sexists and people whom talk about sexual orientation are homophobes? With that line of thinking, Hoenig would engage in the following back-and-forths: Hoenig: "So, who are you voting for?" A woman: "The Democratic candidate, because he's been adamant about his support for equal rights for women." Hoenig: "You sexist feminist nazi!"

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