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A Quiz for Trumpsters

1) Donald Trump has contended he will build a wall between the United States and where?
A) Mexico
B) Germany
C) China
D) Legoland

2) When did Hawaii officially become a U.S. state?
A) 1959
B) 1969
C) 2008
D) It's not. It's another name for Taiwan.

3) Who won the U.S. Civil War?
A) The North
B) The South
C) The East
D) The Bears

4) The slogan "Let's Make America Great Again" was coined by who?
A) Ronald Reagan
B) Abraham Lincoln
C) Donald Trump
D) Cheech & Chong after dying of dysentery in The Oregon Trail

5) Who did Donald Trump refer to as "little rocket man"?
A) Kim Jong Un
B) Barack Obama
C) Justin Trudeau
D) An Elton John bobblehead

6) "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness" appears in what document?
A) The Declaration of Independence
B) The Constitution
C) The Star-Spangled Banner
D) A Will Smith movie by the same name but with a different spelling

7) How many amendments are in the U.S. Constitution?
A) 27
B) 33
C) 45
D) The second one

8) What country is the United State's neighbor to the north?
A) Canada
B) Mexico
C) Cuba
D) North America

9) Melania Trump is from where?
A) Slovenia
B) Romania
C) Russia
D) Wherever Michelle Obama was born

10) Donald Trump allegedly had an affair with which porn star?
A) Stormy Daniels
B) Chastity McSugartits
C) Cinnamon Struesel
D) Debbie

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