Skip to main content

A Quiz for Trumpsters

1) Donald Trump has contended he will build a wall between the United States and where?
A) Mexico
B) Germany
C) China
D) Legoland

2) When did Hawaii officially become a U.S. state?
A) 1959
B) 1969
C) 2008
D) It's not. It's another name for Taiwan.

3) Who won the U.S. Civil War?
A) The North
B) The South
C) The East
D) The Bears

4) The slogan "Let's Make America Great Again" was coined by who?
A) Ronald Reagan
B) Abraham Lincoln
C) Donald Trump
D) Cheech & Chong after dying of dysentery in The Oregon Trail

 5) Who did Donald Trump refer to as "little rocket man"?
A) Kim Jong Un
B) Barack Obama
C) Justin Trudeau
D) An Elton John bobblehead

 6) "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness" appears in what document?
A) The Declaration of Independence
B) The Constitution
C) The Star-Spangled Banner
D) A Will Smith movie by the same name but with a different spelling

7) How many amendments are in the U.S. Constitution?
A) 27
B) 33
C) 45
D) The second one

8) What country is the United State's neighbor to the north?
A) Canada
B) Mexico
C) Cuba
D) North America

9) Melania Trump is from where?
A) Slovenia
B) Romania
C) Russia
D) Wherever Michelle Obama was born

 10) Donald Trump allegedly had an affair with which porn star?
A) Stormy Daniels
B) Chastity McSugartits
C) Cinnamon Struesel
D) Debbie

Labels

Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun...
2 comments
Read more

Trump's Lie Tally at the CNN Debate

1) "We had the greatest economy in the history of our country. We had never done so well. Every – everybody was amazed by it. Other countries were copying us." 2) "But the thing we never got the credit for, and we should have, is getting us out of that COVID mess." 3) "The only jobs he created are for illegal immigrants and bounceback jobs; they’re bounced back from the COVID." 4) "Not going to drive them higher. It’s just going to cause countries that have been ripping us off for years, like China and many others, in all fairness to China – it’s going to just force them to pay us a lot of money, reduce our deficit tremendously, and give us a lot of power for other things." (tariffs) 5) "He also said he inherited 9 percent inflation." 6) "No, he inherited almost no inflation and it stayed that way for 14 months. And then it blew up under his leadership, because they spent money like a bunch of people that didn’t know what t...
Post a Comment
Read more