It's been a fairly uneventful week on the trending-Twitter-hashtag front for me, but I thought I'd share what I posted anyway. Here are my tweets, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Headline: "Trump says he's directing Pentagon to create a new 'space force'"
If this results in Trump going to and finding a new home in space, I'm all for it.
#SpaceForce
111 Likes, 23 Retweets
2) It can't be any coincidence that Donald Trump's birthday coincides with #NationalBourbonDay, for whenever I'm reminded of Trump being president, I'm tempted to drink bourbon.
51 Likes, 15 Retweets
3) Yes, Trump is lying whenever he moves his lips, but the guy is such a chronic liar, he's found a way to constantly lie even when he's not speaking. Whether he's speaking, sleeping, praying, or golfing, he's lying.
#TrumpisLying
44 Likes, 9 Retweets
4) Don't resort to Fox News, Breitbart, WorldNetDaily, or your crazy Uncle John's conspiracy-laden chain emails for information.
#WaysToWinArguments
29 Likes, 6 Retweets
5) Whatever Donald Trump claims, just claim the opposite.
#WaysToWinArguments
30 Likes, 4 Retweets
6) Trump: "#FlagDay is today? I thought it was this past weekend."
#Snark
16 Likes, 8 Retweets
7) #LauraIngraham: "Detention centers are like summer camps."
Yes, because the most common question to ask kids is, "So what was your favorite moment from summer detention center?"
16 Likes, 4 Retweets
8) #TuckerCarlson: "People speaking up against America detaining children in cages just want to change your country forever."
Yes, because detaining children in cages is definitely one way to make America great again...
13 Likes, 1 Retweet
9) GOP:
"We believe the children are our future,
Detain them well and lock them in cages,
Show them all the beauty they miss outside,
Give them a sense of spite,
To make them hate easier,
Let their crying remind us of the crisis actors we see."
#KeepFamiliesTogether
8 Likes, 2 Retweets
Totals: 318 Likes, 72 Retweets (Averages of 35.3 Likes, 8.0 Retweets)
1) Headline: "Trump says he's directing Pentagon to create a new 'space force'"
If this results in Trump going to and finding a new home in space, I'm all for it.
#SpaceForce
111 Likes, 23 Retweets
2) It can't be any coincidence that Donald Trump's birthday coincides with #NationalBourbonDay, for whenever I'm reminded of Trump being president, I'm tempted to drink bourbon.
51 Likes, 15 Retweets
3) Yes, Trump is lying whenever he moves his lips, but the guy is such a chronic liar, he's found a way to constantly lie even when he's not speaking. Whether he's speaking, sleeping, praying, or golfing, he's lying.
#TrumpisLying
44 Likes, 9 Retweets
4) Don't resort to Fox News, Breitbart, WorldNetDaily, or your crazy Uncle John's conspiracy-laden chain emails for information.
#WaysToWinArguments
29 Likes, 6 Retweets
5) Whatever Donald Trump claims, just claim the opposite.
#WaysToWinArguments
30 Likes, 4 Retweets
6) Trump: "#FlagDay is today? I thought it was this past weekend."
#Snark
16 Likes, 8 Retweets
7) #LauraIngraham: "Detention centers are like summer camps."
Yes, because the most common question to ask kids is, "So what was your favorite moment from summer detention center?"
16 Likes, 4 Retweets
8) #TuckerCarlson: "People speaking up against America detaining children in cages just want to change your country forever."
Yes, because detaining children in cages is definitely one way to make America great again...
13 Likes, 1 Retweet
9) GOP:
"We believe the children are our future,
Detain them well and lock them in cages,
Show them all the beauty they miss outside,
Give them a sense of spite,
To make them hate easier,
Let their crying remind us of the crisis actors we see."
#KeepFamiliesTogether
8 Likes, 2 Retweets
Totals: 318 Likes, 72 Retweets (Averages of 35.3 Likes, 8.0 Retweets)
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