I was more active this past week with regard to Twitter trending hashtags than I had been in a while. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen at this site - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) White Supremacist Castle
#Restaurants4Sarah
4,799 Likes, 803 Retweets
2) A Cracker Barrel of Lies
#Restaurants4Sarah
2,541 Likes, 396 Retweets
3) Waters: "Tell them they're not welcome anymore!"
Trumpsters: "That's a threat! She's dangerous!"
Trump: "Knock the crap out of 'em!"
Trumpsters: "Wow, finally a grown-up in the room! So presidential!"
#MaxineWaters
330 Likes, 158 Retweets
4) #SarahHuckabeeSanders gets politely asked to leave a restaurant and then calls on Secret Service to protect her. Does this mean the gay couple who was denied service at a Colorado bakery will receive similar protections? Hmm?
313 Likes, 108 Retweets
5) Kentucky Fried Bullsh*t
#Restaurants4Sarah
312 Likes, 45 Retweets
6) Trump: "The Red Wave will happen with the 2018 elections, believe me!"
No, this #RedWave occurred in the 2016 election, as the GOP and Russia became one. We'll see a #BlueWave in the coming elections, followed by an Orange Wave, as Trump and company go to jail.
226 Likes, 87 Retweets
7) Trump: "Crowley lost tonight because he wasn't very nice to me."
Yes, Democratic voters, who hate you by the way, thought this before casting their ballots tonight:
"Donald Trump is Satan himself! I hate him! But Crowley wasn't very nice to him, so I'll vote for his opponent."
#Crowley
243 Likes, 58 Retweets
8) Red Herring
#Restaurants4Sarah
216 Likes, 27 Retweets
9) Jacka*s in the Box
#Restaurants4Sarah
123 Likes, 21 Retweets
10) Circle Jerk
#Restaurants4Sarah
112 Likes, 15 Retweets
11) Trump: "I know space, I have the best space; believe me."
#SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans
103 Likes, 18 Retweets
12) #MaxineWaters: "Stand up to Republican representatives in public and tell them they're not welcome!"
Trumpsters: "That sounds like a threat! We need to be more civil."
#MiloYiannopoulos: "Shoot journalists if you have to!"
Trumpsters: "More Civil Wars, like we said..."
68 Likes, 44 Retweets
13) IHOS (International House of Snakes)
#Restaurants4Sarah
76 Likes, 15 Retweets
14) #CoreyLewandowski gets throat-punched
The rest of the world: Womp womp
72 Likes, 15 Retweets
15) Outback Madhouse
#Restaurants4Sarah
73 Likes, 13 Retweets
16) Celebrations of #SupremeCourt decisions
Democrats: Increasing those who can get married and have health insurance
Republicans: Decreasing those who can come into this country and get served
The Democratic Party: The party of inclusion
The Republican Party: The party of exclusion
53 Likes, 28 Retweets
17) Trebek:
#TuckerCarlson: "They're trying to change this country forever."
#LauraIngraham: "Detention centers are like summer camps."
#CoreyLewandowski: "Womp Womp"
Who are three people without a mind, heart, or soul?
Trebek: "That is correct!"
52 Likes, 26 Retweets
18) Dear "Christian" #MikeHuckabee:
"Jesus loves the little children,
All the children of the world,
Red and yellow, black and white,
They are precious in his sight,
Jesus loves the little children of the world."
58 Likes, 17 Retweets
19) "I'm no longer a Republican." - Abraham Lincoln
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
56 Likes, 15 Retweets
20) Me Me's
#Restaurants4Sarah
58 Likes, 11 Retweets
21) Papa Con's
#Restaurants4Sarah
55 Likes, 12 Retweets
22) #DavidLynch: "Trump could go down as one of the greatest presidents in history!"
Why do you say this?
"Because he's the only president who makes less sense than my movies."
#Snark
50 Likes, 14 Retweets
23) Dear Trumpsters:
Cracker Barrel is the name of the restaurant. "Barrel of Lies" is the title of a book. Unless the restaurant changed its name to Anglo-American Barrel, my tweet of "Cracker Barrel of Lies" isn't racist. Whether or not I meant it to be ambiguous is another story.
#Restaurants4Sarah
55 Likes, 5 Retweets
24) Polluters (with a dead owl for the logo)
#Restaurants4Sarah
45 Likes, 6 Retweets
25) ...and the Racist POS of the Day award goes to... Drumroll please...
#MikeHuckabee! He just snuck by Donald Trump. Congratulations!
36 Likes, 8 Retweets
25) Whopper King (or Queen)
#Restaurants4Sarah
39 Likes, 5 Retweets
27) Only a spawn of Satan would respond to criticisms of children being separated from their families with, "Let's not politicize this."
Satan: "Hey, leave me out of this!"
#CoreyLewandowski
32 Likes, 11 Retweets
27) Chicks-for-A Dotard
#Restaurants4Sarah
37 Likes, 6 Retweets
29) #SeanSpicer's "respectful" new talk show will probably look something like this...
32 Likes, 7 Retweets
30) Neverending Rally's
#Restaurants4Sarah
27 Likes, 8 Retweets
31) KKK (Krispy Kreme Kings)
#Restaurants4Sarah
27 likes, 7 Retweets
32) "Hey, it could be worse. I could be alive with Donald Trump as president. Sucks to be you!"
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
28 Likes, 4 Retweets
32) Sick-Donald's
#Restaurants4Sarah
30 Likes, 2 Retweets
34) Defending children's rights and livelihoods isn't about politics; it's about humanity and decency, something which Lewandowski would know nothing about.
#CoreyLewandowski
23 Likes, 6 Retweets
34) Loco Bell
#Restaurants4Sarah
26 Likes, 3 Retweets
36) Donald Trump in orange
#WhatIWantIn4Words
25 Likes, 3 Retweets
37) Chipotle's? English Only!
#Restaurants4Sarah
22 Likes, 5 Retweets
37) Douchesnozzle House
#Restaurants4Sarah
24 Likes, 3 Retweets
37) (Not So) Little Cheaters
#Restaurants4Sarah
25 Likes, 2 Retweets
40) The Greasebag Factory
#Restaurants4Sarah
21 Likes, 4 Retweets
40) T.G.I.F. (Turning Guys Into F*cksticks)
#Restaurants4Sarah
24 Likes, 1 Retweet
42) "Can anyone get me some weed? It's for a, uh, medical reason..."
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
23 Likes, 0 Retweets
43) Trump: "You know, I really think that chick didn't win Best Actress because her younger brother's girlfriend's cousin's former roommate's neighbor two houses down one time said he didn't like me very much."
#Crowley #Snark
19 Likes, 3 Retweets
44) "The NRA's full of crap. Guns do kill."
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
17 Likes, 4 Retweets
44) Trump: "Space's birth certificate is fake and Joe Arpaio is going to find it."
#SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
46) Cred Problem (Yummm)
#Restaurants4Sarah
14 Likes, 5 Retweets
46) Propaganda Express
#Restaurants4Sarah
17 Likes, 2 Retweets
48) Bitter constituents. Bitter cheaters. Donald Trump.
#Restaurants4Sarah
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
49) Five Guys Shooters of Lies
#Restaurants4Sarah
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
50) Trump: "If Space Force weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
#SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans
13 Likes, 3 Retweets
50) Trump: "I received less votes than space, so yeah, I'm going to win."
#SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans
14 Likes, 2 Retweets
52) Trump: "We need to repeal Forcecare!"
#SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
52) "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a hootenanny."
#MisQuoteAMovieOrTvShow
13 Likes, 2 Retweets
54) Trump: "Space? You're fired."
#SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans
11 Likes, 3 Retweets
54) What's your favorite work by #DavidLynch?
Trump: "'Twin Peaks,' bigly. When you're a star, women will let you do anything - grab them by the twin peaks, anything."
#Snark
12 Likes, 2 Retweets
56) "Psst, I'm right here." - Jimmy Hoffa
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
12 Likes, 1 Retweet
56) "That psychic was full of sh*t."
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
13 Likes, 0 Retweets
58) Trump: "Fake Force!"
#SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans
9 Likes, 3 Retweets
58) Trump: "Space will let you do anything. Grab them by the force, anything."
#SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
58) "Is it true Trump just hired me to be his Secretary of the Interior?"
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
61) "I always said choking on a Twinkie while on a slip 'n' slide was how I wanted to go."
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
11 Likes, 0 Retweets
61) "That's the last time I take a triple-dog dare."
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
11 Likes, 0 Retweets
61) "I still say parachutes are overrated."
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
11 Likes, 0 Retweets
64) Trump: "Crooked space. Lock it up! Lock it up! Lock it up!"
#SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans
7 Likes, 3 Retweets
64) Russiagate Domino's
#Restaurants4Sarah
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
64) "What the hell was in that Kool-Aid?"
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
67) Speak 'n' Shock
#Restaurants4Sarah
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
67) Checkers, Not Chess
#Restaurants4Sarah
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
67) Cucumbers are in my pockets.
#My5WordSeduction
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
70) I'm stronger than invisible friends.
#My5WordSeduction
6 Likes, 2 Retweets
70) Chuck Norris only fears me.
#My5WordSeduction
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
70) "POTUS DJT? WTF, USA?"
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
8 Likes, 0 Retweets
73) Viagra is my middle name.
#My5WordSeduction
6 Likes, 1 Retweet
73) All five doctors recommend me.
#My5WordSeduction
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
73) "So what's my horoscope for today?"
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
76) I wrote a picture book.
#My5WordSeduction
5 Likes, 0 Retweets
77) The Beauty of the Beast
#RaunchyDisneyMovies
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
77) "Go ahead. Make my sandwich."
#MisQuoteAMovieOrTvShow
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
77) ...and the winner of the award for the Best F*cking Moment at the NBA Awards show goes to... Bill Russell!
#NBAAwards #BillRussell
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
80) Sinderella
#RaunchyDisneyMovies
2 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 10,977 Likes, 2,096 Retweets (Averages of 137.2 Likes, 26.2 Retweets)
1) White Supremacist Castle
#Restaurants4Sarah
4,799 Likes, 803 Retweets
2) A Cracker Barrel of Lies
#Restaurants4Sarah
2,541 Likes, 396 Retweets
3) Waters: "Tell them they're not welcome anymore!"
Trumpsters: "That's a threat! She's dangerous!"
Trump: "Knock the crap out of 'em!"
Trumpsters: "Wow, finally a grown-up in the room! So presidential!"
#MaxineWaters
330 Likes, 158 Retweets
4) #SarahHuckabeeSanders gets politely asked to leave a restaurant and then calls on Secret Service to protect her. Does this mean the gay couple who was denied service at a Colorado bakery will receive similar protections? Hmm?
313 Likes, 108 Retweets
5) Kentucky Fried Bullsh*t
#Restaurants4Sarah
312 Likes, 45 Retweets
6) Trump: "The Red Wave will happen with the 2018 elections, believe me!"
No, this #RedWave occurred in the 2016 election, as the GOP and Russia became one. We'll see a #BlueWave in the coming elections, followed by an Orange Wave, as Trump and company go to jail.
226 Likes, 87 Retweets
7) Trump: "Crowley lost tonight because he wasn't very nice to me."
Yes, Democratic voters, who hate you by the way, thought this before casting their ballots tonight:
"Donald Trump is Satan himself! I hate him! But Crowley wasn't very nice to him, so I'll vote for his opponent."
#Crowley
243 Likes, 58 Retweets
8) Red Herring
#Restaurants4Sarah
216 Likes, 27 Retweets
9) Jacka*s in the Box
#Restaurants4Sarah
123 Likes, 21 Retweets
10) Circle Jerk
#Restaurants4Sarah
112 Likes, 15 Retweets
11) Trump: "I know space, I have the best space; believe me."
#SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans
103 Likes, 18 Retweets
12) #MaxineWaters: "Stand up to Republican representatives in public and tell them they're not welcome!"
Trumpsters: "That sounds like a threat! We need to be more civil."
#MiloYiannopoulos: "Shoot journalists if you have to!"
Trumpsters: "More Civil Wars, like we said..."
68 Likes, 44 Retweets
13) IHOS (International House of Snakes)
#Restaurants4Sarah
76 Likes, 15 Retweets
14) #CoreyLewandowski gets throat-punched
The rest of the world: Womp womp
72 Likes, 15 Retweets
15) Outback Madhouse
#Restaurants4Sarah
73 Likes, 13 Retweets
16) Celebrations of #SupremeCourt decisions
Democrats: Increasing those who can get married and have health insurance
Republicans: Decreasing those who can come into this country and get served
The Democratic Party: The party of inclusion
The Republican Party: The party of exclusion
53 Likes, 28 Retweets
17) Trebek:
#TuckerCarlson: "They're trying to change this country forever."
#LauraIngraham: "Detention centers are like summer camps."
#CoreyLewandowski: "Womp Womp"
Who are three people without a mind, heart, or soul?
Trebek: "That is correct!"
52 Likes, 26 Retweets
18) Dear "Christian" #MikeHuckabee:
"Jesus loves the little children,
All the children of the world,
Red and yellow, black and white,
They are precious in his sight,
Jesus loves the little children of the world."
58 Likes, 17 Retweets
19) "I'm no longer a Republican." - Abraham Lincoln
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
56 Likes, 15 Retweets
20) Me Me's
#Restaurants4Sarah
58 Likes, 11 Retweets
21) Papa Con's
#Restaurants4Sarah
55 Likes, 12 Retweets
22) #DavidLynch: "Trump could go down as one of the greatest presidents in history!"
Why do you say this?
"Because he's the only president who makes less sense than my movies."
#Snark
50 Likes, 14 Retweets
23) Dear Trumpsters:
Cracker Barrel is the name of the restaurant. "Barrel of Lies" is the title of a book. Unless the restaurant changed its name to Anglo-American Barrel, my tweet of "Cracker Barrel of Lies" isn't racist. Whether or not I meant it to be ambiguous is another story.
#Restaurants4Sarah
55 Likes, 5 Retweets
24) Polluters (with a dead owl for the logo)
#Restaurants4Sarah
45 Likes, 6 Retweets
25) ...and the Racist POS of the Day award goes to... Drumroll please...
#MikeHuckabee! He just snuck by Donald Trump. Congratulations!
36 Likes, 8 Retweets
25) Whopper King (or Queen)
#Restaurants4Sarah
39 Likes, 5 Retweets
27) Only a spawn of Satan would respond to criticisms of children being separated from their families with, "Let's not politicize this."
Satan: "Hey, leave me out of this!"
#CoreyLewandowski
32 Likes, 11 Retweets
27) Chicks-for-A Dotard
#Restaurants4Sarah
37 Likes, 6 Retweets
29) #SeanSpicer's "respectful" new talk show will probably look something like this...
32 Likes, 7 Retweets
30) Neverending Rally's
#Restaurants4Sarah
27 Likes, 8 Retweets
31) KKK (Krispy Kreme Kings)
#Restaurants4Sarah
27 likes, 7 Retweets
32) "Hey, it could be worse. I could be alive with Donald Trump as president. Sucks to be you!"
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
28 Likes, 4 Retweets
32) Sick-Donald's
#Restaurants4Sarah
30 Likes, 2 Retweets
34) Defending children's rights and livelihoods isn't about politics; it's about humanity and decency, something which Lewandowski would know nothing about.
#CoreyLewandowski
23 Likes, 6 Retweets
34) Loco Bell
#Restaurants4Sarah
26 Likes, 3 Retweets
36) Donald Trump in orange
#WhatIWantIn4Words
25 Likes, 3 Retweets
37) Chipotle's? English Only!
#Restaurants4Sarah
22 Likes, 5 Retweets
37) Douchesnozzle House
#Restaurants4Sarah
24 Likes, 3 Retweets
37) (Not So) Little Cheaters
#Restaurants4Sarah
25 Likes, 2 Retweets
40) The Greasebag Factory
#Restaurants4Sarah
21 Likes, 4 Retweets
40) T.G.I.F. (Turning Guys Into F*cksticks)
#Restaurants4Sarah
24 Likes, 1 Retweet
42) "Can anyone get me some weed? It's for a, uh, medical reason..."
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
23 Likes, 0 Retweets
43) Trump: "You know, I really think that chick didn't win Best Actress because her younger brother's girlfriend's cousin's former roommate's neighbor two houses down one time said he didn't like me very much."
#Crowley #Snark
19 Likes, 3 Retweets
44) "The NRA's full of crap. Guns do kill."
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
17 Likes, 4 Retweets
44) Trump: "Space's birth certificate is fake and Joe Arpaio is going to find it."
#SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
46) Cred Problem (Yummm)
#Restaurants4Sarah
14 Likes, 5 Retweets
46) Propaganda Express
#Restaurants4Sarah
17 Likes, 2 Retweets
48) Bitter constituents. Bitter cheaters. Donald Trump.
#Restaurants4Sarah
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
49) Five Guys Shooters of Lies
#Restaurants4Sarah
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
50) Trump: "If Space Force weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
#SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans
13 Likes, 3 Retweets
50) Trump: "I received less votes than space, so yeah, I'm going to win."
#SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans
14 Likes, 2 Retweets
52) Trump: "We need to repeal Forcecare!"
#SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
52) "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a hootenanny."
#MisQuoteAMovieOrTvShow
13 Likes, 2 Retweets
54) Trump: "Space? You're fired."
#SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans
11 Likes, 3 Retweets
54) What's your favorite work by #DavidLynch?
Trump: "'Twin Peaks,' bigly. When you're a star, women will let you do anything - grab them by the twin peaks, anything."
#Snark
12 Likes, 2 Retweets
56) "Psst, I'm right here." - Jimmy Hoffa
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
12 Likes, 1 Retweet
56) "That psychic was full of sh*t."
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
13 Likes, 0 Retweets
58) Trump: "Fake Force!"
#SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans
9 Likes, 3 Retweets
58) Trump: "Space will let you do anything. Grab them by the force, anything."
#SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
58) "Is it true Trump just hired me to be his Secretary of the Interior?"
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
61) "I always said choking on a Twinkie while on a slip 'n' slide was how I wanted to go."
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
11 Likes, 0 Retweets
61) "That's the last time I take a triple-dog dare."
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
11 Likes, 0 Retweets
61) "I still say parachutes are overrated."
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
11 Likes, 0 Retweets
64) Trump: "Crooked space. Lock it up! Lock it up! Lock it up!"
#SpaceForceRecruitmentSlogans
7 Likes, 3 Retweets
64) Russiagate Domino's
#Restaurants4Sarah
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
64) "What the hell was in that Kool-Aid?"
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
67) Speak 'n' Shock
#Restaurants4Sarah
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
67) Checkers, Not Chess
#Restaurants4Sarah
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
67) Cucumbers are in my pockets.
#My5WordSeduction
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
70) I'm stronger than invisible friends.
#My5WordSeduction
6 Likes, 2 Retweets
70) Chuck Norris only fears me.
#My5WordSeduction
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
70) "POTUS DJT? WTF, USA?"
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
8 Likes, 0 Retweets
73) Viagra is my middle name.
#My5WordSeduction
6 Likes, 1 Retweet
73) All five doctors recommend me.
#My5WordSeduction
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
73) "So what's my horoscope for today?"
#TextsFromBeyondTheGrave
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
76) I wrote a picture book.
#My5WordSeduction
5 Likes, 0 Retweets
77) The Beauty of the Beast
#RaunchyDisneyMovies
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
77) "Go ahead. Make my sandwich."
#MisQuoteAMovieOrTvShow
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
77) ...and the winner of the award for the Best F*cking Moment at the NBA Awards show goes to... Bill Russell!
#NBAAwards #BillRussell
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
80) Sinderella
#RaunchyDisneyMovies
2 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 10,977 Likes, 2,096 Retweets (Averages of 137.2 Likes, 26.2 Retweets)
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