I've been quite busy in recent weeks, so I haven't had the chance to go Twitter hashtag crazy, but here are the ones I have posted. As always, they're ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Trump: "Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My dear sweet Melanie or whatever your name is,
I love you, bigly."
#Melanie
156 Likes, 39 Retweets
2) The side effects of #Ambien include: Drowsiness, itching, swelling, anxiety, depression, believing debunked conspiracy theories, comparing black women to apes, and making nails against a chalkboard sound good when singing the National Anthem.
123 Likes, 44 Retweets
3) Trump: "I love my wife Melanie even more than Obama loves his wife, Michael."
#Melanie #Snark
75 Likes, 7 Retweets
4) Headline: "Ten students shot and killed at Texas high school, ten others injured"
Translation: For the 21,937th time this year, thoughts and prayers failed to work.
#TexasShooting
61 Likes, 17 Retweets
5) Trump: "I've always abided by that old rule thingy: 'e' instead of 'a,' especially after 'i'."
#Melanie
46 Likes, 7 Retweets
6) Trump: "My wife Melanie agrees with me on this, believe me: Make Americe great again!"
#Melanie
37 Likes, 6 Retweets
Totals: 498 Likes, 120 Retweets (Averages of 83.0 Likes, 20.0 Retweets)
1) Trump: "Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My dear sweet Melanie or whatever your name is,
I love you, bigly."
#Melanie
156 Likes, 39 Retweets
2) The side effects of #Ambien include: Drowsiness, itching, swelling, anxiety, depression, believing debunked conspiracy theories, comparing black women to apes, and making nails against a chalkboard sound good when singing the National Anthem.
123 Likes, 44 Retweets
3) Trump: "I love my wife Melanie even more than Obama loves his wife, Michael."
#Melanie #Snark
75 Likes, 7 Retweets
4) Headline: "Ten students shot and killed at Texas high school, ten others injured"
Translation: For the 21,937th time this year, thoughts and prayers failed to work.
#TexasShooting
61 Likes, 17 Retweets
5) Trump: "I've always abided by that old rule thingy: 'e' instead of 'a,' especially after 'i'."
#Melanie
46 Likes, 7 Retweets
6) Trump: "My wife Melanie agrees with me on this, believe me: Make Americe great again!"
#Melanie
37 Likes, 6 Retweets
Totals: 498 Likes, 120 Retweets (Averages of 83.0 Likes, 20.0 Retweets)
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