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"Third time's a charm"? Yeah, that doesn't make any sense...

Via a new commercial, I keep hearing the phrase, "Third time's a charm." The more I see that commercial and hear said phrase, the more I think, "Yeah, that doesn't make any sense."

So, what, after a person has already failed twice, he or she will suddenly get lucky on the third try? In what situations does this happen most frequently? With job interviews, marriage proposals, lottery tickets? Do people actually go into their third attempt thinking, "Hey, the first two times were awful, but I'm due. This is lucky #3!"?

Derek Desperate: "Will you marry me?"

Nadia Negatory: "No"

Derek: "How about now?"

Nadia: "No"

Derek: "Now?"

Nadia: "Yes! I never thought you'd ask!"


I don't think so... No, if a person fails at something two times, he or she shouldn't give up. However, no matter what they may want to believe, there's no such thing as the third time being a charm. Well, I best be going and get myself a lottery ticket - 4,976th time's a charm...

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