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This Week in Twitter Hashtags

Here are my Twitter hashtags for the week. I've ordered them from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) #LarryKudlow: "Justin Trudeau stabbed us in the back!"

Even if that were true, it's only figurative. When Donald Trump talked about grabbing women by the pu*sy, it was literal.
106 Likes, 36 Retweets

2) How Trump probably sings #GodBlessAmerica:

God bless 'Murica,
Land that I sold,
Stand behind her,
And grab her,
On a bus with a guy I call Shrub,

From the Kremlin,
To St. Basil's Cathedral,
To that hotel room,
Golden showers in droves,
God bless 'Murica,
My home away from home.
97 Likes, 35 Retweets

3) Remember that time when we were debating whether or not Obama was going to pardon himself? Oh, that's right; that never happened...
#FromBarackToCrook
51 Likes, 10 Retweets

4) Trump: "The Eagles can't run to the locker room here at the White House."

Trumpian translation: "The Eagles can't talk about grabbing women by the pu*sy at the White House."
#LockerRoomTalk
20 Likes, 13 Retweets

5) #IHOb, because when people hear International House of Pancakes, they think burgers...
22 Likes, 4 Retweets

6) BREAKING NEWS: "Pizza Hut to temporarily change its name to Stuffed Garlic Knots Hut, to help get word out about their, well, you know"
#IHOP
18 Likes, 2 Retweets

7) So I Married My Cousin Vinny
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
15 Likes, 4 Retweets

8) A Miracle On Elm Street
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
14 Likes, 1 Retweet

9) Love, Actually Fatal Attraction
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
13 Likes, 1 Retweet

10) Dude, Where's My 12 Monkeys?
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
11 Likes, 0 Retweets

11) I Know What You Did Next Friday
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
8 Likes, 1 Retweet

12) Eternal Sunshine of the Rain Man
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
8 Likes, 0 Retweets

13) How to Lose a Fugitive in 10 Days
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
6 Likes, 1 Retweet

13) Fifty Shades of Se7en
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
7 Likes, 0 Retweets

15) "Rudy Giuliani dancing to EDM with women at Jerusalem restaurant" - http://www.thisisinsider.com/rudy-giuliani-jerusalem-dancing-to-edm-with-women-2018-6 …
#OldWhiteMenCantDance
4 Likes, 2 Retweets

15) A Passion of the Grinch
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

17) The Girl With the Shrek Tattoo
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
3 Likes, 2 Retweets

18) Three Men and an Alien
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

18) Robin Hood: Prince of LEGOS
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

18) The Little Mermaid Goes to Washington
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

18) Debbie Does Dallas Sideways
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

22) Uncle Jaws
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

22) Kiss Kiss, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

22) 12 Angry Nemos
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

25) Clear and Present Air Up There
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

25) Cloudy With a Chance of Little Miss Sunshine
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

27) Alice in a Land Before Time
#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee
1 Like, 0 Retweets

Totals: 438 Likes, 113 Retweets (Averages of 16.2 Likes, 4.2 Retweets)
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