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Got E.D.?

We can't say it, can we guys? It's now even being abbreviated on commercials, because we can't deal with it.

Have E.D.? Cialis may be right for you! Potential side effects are: Heart burn, liver cancer, heart attack, suffocation, loss of blood and death. In extreme cases, fellas may get permanent boners. If that is the case, seek medical attention immediately.

That's right, E.D. is the shortened version of Erectile Dysfunction. Guys just can't say it, can they?

"Hey baby, I have erectile dysfunction. That's right, but I'm on Cialis, so all is well."

No, it's "I had a problem with E.D., but thanks to Cialis, things are going great again! My wife is happy! I'm happy! All thanks to Cialis!"

I'm tired of the euphemistic jargon and sugar-coating. Just say it! They need to come out with a blunt version of commercials like these, such as this one:

"You know, I keep trying, trying and trying. My wife is getting frustrated with me. Why? Because I can't get it up. We've looked into Kama Sutra, toys, anything and everything you could possibly think of, but I just can't maintain an erection. It just goes limp on me. It's embarrassing. I just don't feel like a man anymore. I'm afraid that because I can't get it up, my wife is going to head elsewhere for sexual satisfaction. But now, my worries are over, because I've found Cialis! I can get it up any time and every time with Cialis! Yeah, I look a little funny walking around the grocery story with an obvious erection staring straight up at me for four to five hours, but it's all worth it, because now my wife is happy and I don't have to worry about her going elsewhere! Thanks Cialis!"

Now, that'd be a lot more informative than just referring to the situation as E.D. I hope they read my blog someday and come out with a better and more comedic effort next time. I won't get my hopes up (pun intended), but I'll be keeping my eyes and ears open for Cialis, Levitra and Viagra commercials.
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