Ah, remember Anthony Weiner? Well, the former New York Congressman is back in the news again! He's kept his junk in the trunk (so to speak), temporarily at least, and is thinking about running for mayor!
In case anyone has forgotten, Weiner got caught in a tweeting-his-bulge scandal and resigned from office as a result.
New Yorkers should be rejoicing right about now, especially those whom didn't much care for Mayor Bloomberg's vision with regard to soda pop and guns! While Bloomberg believes in banning supersize soda, Weiner has shown that he believes bigger is better! Also, while Bloomberg believes in stricter gun restrictions, Weiner believes people should show off and fire their guns as much as is humanly possible!
If that's not enough to convince New Yorkers that they should stick up for Weiner and stick him into office again, just hear what the former Congressman's brother had to say about the new and improved Weiner:
"I wouldn't stand for other people saying this about him, but there was definitely a douchiness about him that I just don't really see anymore."
That will make for slogan gold during election season:
"Want less douchey?
Bring in A. Weiner!"
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2013/04/yep-anthony-weiner-running-mayor-new-york-city/64069/
In case anyone has forgotten, Weiner got caught in a tweeting-his-bulge scandal and resigned from office as a result.
New Yorkers should be rejoicing right about now, especially those whom didn't much care for Mayor Bloomberg's vision with regard to soda pop and guns! While Bloomberg believes in banning supersize soda, Weiner has shown that he believes bigger is better! Also, while Bloomberg believes in stricter gun restrictions, Weiner believes people should show off and fire their guns as much as is humanly possible!
If that's not enough to convince New Yorkers that they should stick up for Weiner and stick him into office again, just hear what the former Congressman's brother had to say about the new and improved Weiner:
"I wouldn't stand for other people saying this about him, but there was definitely a douchiness about him that I just don't really see anymore."
That will make for slogan gold during election season:
"Want less douchey?
Bring in A. Weiner!"
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2013/04/yep-anthony-weiner-running-mayor-new-york-city/64069/
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