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It's official - Romney's a stoner

A few days ago, when asked if he was going to be campaigning more as the election draws nearer, Mitt Romney said: "Ha ha. We're in the stretch, aren't we? Look at those clouds. It's beautiful. Look at those things."

After reading that quote, how else could we explain Romney's words other than he was high at the time?

Having read that odd quote by Mr. Romney, I envision him answering the following questions in a similar manner:

Question: "Mr. Romney - the public doesn't seem to be warming up to the Romney/Ryan plan for Medicare. How do you plan on winning them over on that front?

Romney: "Yes, that's true. Did you watch the game last night? Good game. The ball was really large. It just kind of stuck out. Very pretty."


Question: "Mr. Romney, sir - why do you suppose you're down in the poll?"

Romney: "Ah - polls. I could really go for some Polish sausage right now. Does anyone have any Polish sausage on them? Mm... Polish sausage. Polls. Yum."


Question: "What do you say to the people who feel that you've flip-flopped on healthcare reform?"

Romney: "I care about health - that's why it's called healthcare. Ha ha. Ooh, it's raining now. Whenever it rains, I feel like singing 'In the Navy' and dancing. Oh, here I go again. I've got moves. Would you all excuse me for a moment? I must be one with Mother nature and her music."


Question: "The American people feel that raising taxes on the wealthiest is the right thing to do. How do you plan on convincing them otherwise?"

Romney: "Money is good. I like money. It's paper and paper is good. I made a paper airplane this morning and flew it all about the galaxy. It was so much fun."


Question: "Mr. Romney - do you regret your 47% comments?"

Romney: "47, 54, 2, 9, 6, 18, 49, 17, 3... Ooh, did you see that grass over there? It's so green! Green's fun to say. Green, green, green, green... la la la la..."

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/09/mitt-romney-appreciates-cloud.html
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