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Romney/Ryan - The Comeback Team ("Come back with us to the 1820s!")

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan have called themselves "The Comeback Team," which can be seen displayed on billboards, bumper stickers, television ads, the internet, temporary tattoo stickers, autographs signed on women's chests, etc. Initially, I imagine the Republican Presidential and Vice Presidential candidates meant for this slogan to mean that by electing them, they'll bring the country back to where it should be in their minds - both from an economic and "moral" standpoint. America is going to "comeback" under their leadership, I'm sure is what was intended with the phrase. However, in light of a new Pew poll showcasing that President Obama leads Romney by 8 points among likely voters, perhaps the before-mentioned slogan was merely a foreshadowing of that.

Of course, the slogan can be taken rather ambiguously and being the smart aleck that I am, I'd like to have some fun with it. I'll now concoct a few alternative sayings of the Romney/Ryan slogan by attempting to explore what it is they mean exactly by "The Comeback Team."

Romney/Ryan: The Comeback Team - Come back to the kitchen where you belong, ladies!

Romney/Ryan: The Comeback Team - Come back with us to the 1820s!

Romney/Ryan: The Comeback Team - Come back to the Bush years! Weren't those great?

Romney/Ryan: The Comeback Team - Come back to Earth, which we vacated long ago.

Romney/Ryan: The Comeback Team - Come back to reality and please bring us with!

Romney/Ryan: The Comeback Team - Come back to us after we say 47% of you don't matter!

Romney/Ryan: The Comeback Team - Come back the gays and we'll give you a free haircut!

Romney/Ryan: The Comeback Team - Come back animal lovers and we'll provide your dog with a free ride on the roof of our car!

Romney/Ryan: The Comeback Team - Come back Jesus and take us away from this God-awful election!

Romney/Ryan: The Comeback Team - Come back Mitt and show your true identity, whichever one that is!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/19/2012-polls-obama-lead_n_1897591.html

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