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Sarah Palin has a thing for big sticks

Former Alaska Governor and future host of the television show "So What If I'm Not Smarter Than a 1st Grader?" - Sarah Palin - wasted no time in criticizing President Obama over the attacks in Egypt and Libya on Tuesday night.

The current desperate housewife said the following regarding the incident via a Facebook post: "America can't afford any more 'leading from behind' in such a dangerous world. We already know that President Obama likes to 'speak softly' to our enemies. If he doesn't have a 'big stick to carry, maybe it's time for him to grow one."

From this quote, I think it seems pretty obvious that Sarah Palin likes men with big sticks. She likes for a man to show off that big stick to the world. She wants for him to be proud of his big stick. If a man lacks a big stick, then Dr. Douchepalin's suggestion is for a man to grow a big stick - in his garden perhaps. Nothing is more macho than a man growing his big stick in a garden. Something tells me that the future host of the show "So What If I'm Not Smarter Than a 1st Grader?" needs to take some beginner courses in sexual education, human anatomy and Penis Gardens 101.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/12/sarah-palin-libya-egypt_n_1876948.html
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