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My new Romney ad

In light of the "47%" comment, I've heard that Mitt Romney is set to release a new ad, which goes something like this:

"It's sad that due to the current administration's policies, 47% of this nation is fully dependent on government. Even 

though a Gallup Poll shows Obama only leads me among these people by a 49-43% margin, it's quite obvious they're all Obama supporters and I really have no need for them. Who needs polls or fact-checkers? They're all liberally-biased anyway - especially those Fox News Polls and also the dictionary. This reminds me of a story of a boy - we'll call him Mitt - who built everything himself without any help along the way. His father - we'll call him George - may have paid for his boy's boarding school, college, graduate school, first home and well, I should probably stop right there. Yes, the boy in the story is me - Mittens Willard Romney. I used to be of the 47% in a way, but now am not, so I don't care about them anymore. My advice to those 47% is to have rich parents and through their money, build everything yourself. If you're not able to do that, then well, it sucks to be you. I'm Mitt Romney and I approve this message."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/17/mitt-romney-video_n_1829455.html

http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/story/2012/09/18/who-are-the-47/57802074/1 





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