More and more, it appears as if Republicans have garnered a false image of the Democratic Party as a whole. I think this has a lot to do with what is being spewed to them by conservative media outlets, such as Rush Limbaugh on talk radio and anybody not named Shepard Smith on Fox News. Whenever I've heard 98.4% of them throw an insult at the Democratic Party and I've asked them to justify the statement with hard-core evidence, I haven't received even a shred of evidence. It's starting to seem as if many of these people are taking bumper-sticker slogans and catchy talking points way too literally. I'm not thinking a prosecuting attorney would win many court cases if, when called upon to showcase evidence of the defendant's guilt, he or she told the judge, "I saw it on a bumper sticker, your honor" or "Rush Limbaugh told me it was true." On that note, I'll now list my five favorite insults that I consistently hear Republicans hurl at the Democratic Party, and have some fun with them.
Communists - I'm thinking this derives from the term pinko. The Democratic Party is typically supportive of gay rights. Perhaps these Republicans feel that all gay men wear pink, which naturally prompts them to call Democrats pinkos or communists. From this point forward, the Republican Party will start a new trend when it comes to their fight against gay marriage rights. Instead of laying claim that gay marriage would ruin the sanctity of marriage, they'll just go around calling any gay marriage supporter a commie.
Moochers - Yes, all Democrats are moochers off the federal government. This would include billionaires Bill Gates and Warren Buffett, Hollywood stars Brad Pitt and George Clooney, as well as Republican seniors with Social Security and Medicare. When the two richest men in the U.S. (Gates and Buffett) were asked what the single biggest factor was in their becoming billionaires, they immediately and simultaneously shouted, "Food stamps."
Marxists - In a Clockwork Orange-type setting, millions of Republicans were shown images of Democratic leaders - past and present - in a negative light, while Richard Marx's hit song "Right Here Waiting" was placed on repeat. Whenever the song comes on the radio, 74.3% of these very Republicans have to pull over to the side of the road, take some painkillers, and yell obscenities about Democrats and Richard Marx. Whenever they see a Democrat in person or on television, the same result occurs. Television sales have plummeted as a result, but surprisingly, Richard Marx CDs are making a comeback - rumor has it, among Democrats, as well as teenagers with Republican parents.
Baby-killers - Apparently, there are a number of pro-gun control Democrats in Congress whom spend most of their time traveling to hospitals with AK-47s and open fire on newborn babies. In response, many Republicans in Congress are attempting to pass a bill that would require all newborn babies to be armed with at least one handgun, a rocket launcher, grenades and an Ayn Rand book. In light of this, Hollywood is in the process of making the films Look Who's Shooting, Look Who's Shooting Too, and Look Who's Shooting Now.
Socialists - This may be the most popular Republican insult for Democrats at this current juncture. The majority of Republicans nowadays tend to place war before diplomacy in regard to resolving issues with other nations. The majority of Democrats are the direct opposite and tend to place diplomacy before war in regard to resolving issues with other nations. This has prompted many Republicans to see Democrats as less manly than Lance Bass dressed in drag. So, since many Republicans believe the Democratic Party is being too social with other nations instead of bombing the ever living hell out of them and growing some hair on their chest as a result while grunting more than Monica Seles during sex, they've resorted to calling Democrats socialists. When asked what they call themselves in regard to how they'd like to deal with other nations, an overwhelming majority of Republicans said, "Big Dickists."
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Communists - I'm thinking this derives from the term pinko. The Democratic Party is typically supportive of gay rights. Perhaps these Republicans feel that all gay men wear pink, which naturally prompts them to call Democrats pinkos or communists. From this point forward, the Republican Party will start a new trend when it comes to their fight against gay marriage rights. Instead of laying claim that gay marriage would ruin the sanctity of marriage, they'll just go around calling any gay marriage supporter a commie.
Moochers - Yes, all Democrats are moochers off the federal government. This would include billionaires Bill Gates and Warren Buffett, Hollywood stars Brad Pitt and George Clooney, as well as Republican seniors with Social Security and Medicare. When the two richest men in the U.S. (Gates and Buffett) were asked what the single biggest factor was in their becoming billionaires, they immediately and simultaneously shouted, "Food stamps."
Marxists - In a Clockwork Orange-type setting, millions of Republicans were shown images of Democratic leaders - past and present - in a negative light, while Richard Marx's hit song "Right Here Waiting" was placed on repeat. Whenever the song comes on the radio, 74.3% of these very Republicans have to pull over to the side of the road, take some painkillers, and yell obscenities about Democrats and Richard Marx. Whenever they see a Democrat in person or on television, the same result occurs. Television sales have plummeted as a result, but surprisingly, Richard Marx CDs are making a comeback - rumor has it, among Democrats, as well as teenagers with Republican parents.
Baby-killers - Apparently, there are a number of pro-gun control Democrats in Congress whom spend most of their time traveling to hospitals with AK-47s and open fire on newborn babies. In response, many Republicans in Congress are attempting to pass a bill that would require all newborn babies to be armed with at least one handgun, a rocket launcher, grenades and an Ayn Rand book. In light of this, Hollywood is in the process of making the films Look Who's Shooting, Look Who's Shooting Too, and Look Who's Shooting Now.
Socialists - This may be the most popular Republican insult for Democrats at this current juncture. The majority of Republicans nowadays tend to place war before diplomacy in regard to resolving issues with other nations. The majority of Democrats are the direct opposite and tend to place diplomacy before war in regard to resolving issues with other nations. This has prompted many Republicans to see Democrats as less manly than Lance Bass dressed in drag. So, since many Republicans believe the Democratic Party is being too social with other nations instead of bombing the ever living hell out of them and growing some hair on their chest as a result while grunting more than Monica Seles during sex, they've resorted to calling Democrats socialists. When asked what they call themselves in regard to how they'd like to deal with other nations, an overwhelming majority of Republicans said, "Big Dickists."
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