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Bill O'Reilly gives some good (ironic) advice...

During Wednesday's episode of The Oh Really Factor? I mean The O'Reilly Factor, host Bill O'Reilly actually had some good advice to share with his viewers.

He said: "When you hear something on a partisan-driven program, do not believe it!"

O'Reilly added: "Distortions are how some people make a living."

...and the award for the most ironically hilarious quote of the week goes to... Bill O'Reilly!

Considering the fact Bill O'Reilly is a partisan commentator on a partisan network, I found his quotes to be especially humorous. Due to this, I thought I'd have a little fun with his quotes by adding a bit more honesty to them.

- "When you hear something on a partisan-driven program like my own, do not believe it!"

- "Distortions are how some people, like yours truly, make a living."

- "When you hear something on a partisan-driven program, do not believe it, even if it's coming from me! Do not believe me, dammit!"

- "Distortions are how some people make a living, and boy do we ever make a good living."

So, to sum up, "When you hear something on The O'Reilly Factor, do not believe it, for distortions are how Bill O'Reilly makes a living. This is, of course, unless he ironically says to not believe something you hear on partisan-driven programs such as his own."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/04/bill-oreilly-jon-stewart-ferguson_n_5764992.html

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