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No means yes? Sometimes, according to Rush Limbaugh...

Radio talk show host and man voted most likely to get married five times and die a virgin - Rush Limbaugh - has never been coy about offending people. This has especially been the case with regard to women. Well, based on a recent comment he made on his show, Limbaugh hasn't lost his touch with the ladies, including the four women he's married, I imagine.

Just yesterday, Limbaugh spouted the following drivel:

"Seduction used to be an art. Now of course it's brutish and it's predatory and it's bad. [...] How many of you guys in your own experience with women have learned that 'no' means 'yes' if you know how to spot it? I'm probably - let me tell you something, in this modern - that is simply, that's not tolerated. That would not - people aren't even gonna try to understand that one. I mean it used to be part of the advice young boys were given. See that's what we gotta change. We have got to reprogram the way we raise 'em."

Yes, so according to Limbaugh, it would make sense for a guy to engage in the following conversation with a woman:

Rush Limbaugh: "So, you know what date number this is?"

Susannah Notgonnamarryou: "The first one"

Rush: "Let's pretend it's number three. What do you say?"

Susannah: "Let's not."

Rush: "Come on - we've known each other for a while, right?"

Susannah: "I suppose"

Rush: "Well, then, we've pretty much been dating for how many years then?"

Susannah: "We've known each other for six months."

Rush: "Let's not get caught up with all these numbers, alright?"

Susannah: "Okay..."

Rush: "Susannah, I've waited six months. I think that's long enough. How about if I penetrate you right now?"

Susannah: "I thought we were going out to eat!"

Rush: "Well, we can do that after..."

Susannah: "No! Hell to the no! What makes you think I would just give it up to you on our first date? What kind of a person do you think I am?!?"

Rush: "Hey, baby, let's calm down here. It's been six months..."

Susannah: "Since you bumped into me at a Wal-Mart and pretended to work there..."

Rush: "I was pretty convincing, though, wasn't I?"

Susannah: "You didn't know what you were talking about! I asked if you had any baby pools for my dog and you took me over to this wet dog-food called, 'Doggystyle'! You were stuttering so much, though, I thought it was kind of cute how you were trying to impress me - you and that Blockbuster Video outfit you were wearing."

Rush: "So, does that mean you want to?"

Susannah: "Want to what?"

Rush: "Do it doggystyle?"

Susannah: "What?!? What?!? WHAT?!? Were you not listening to me? I said hell to the no!"

Rush: "So, is that a yes?"

Susannah: "Look - you can forget about dinner or ever getting any of this! When I say no, I mean no! What do you think, no means yes?"

Rush: "Sometimes..."

Susannah: "Ugh!" :: storms off ::


Yeah, I'm guessing Rush's three ex-wives wish they had told him no as well...

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