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Fox News hero George "Peacnik" Zimmerman strikes again

Before I go into this next report regarding George Zimmerman, Fox News talking heads, is there anything you would like to say regarding this man?

- "A real American hero that man is!"

- "If anybody was ever a victim, it was George Zimmerman!"

- "I'm not even gay, but if I had the chance, I'd do him."

- "This man's middle name should be common sense. I mean, who else hasn't felt endangered by a black kid walking around the neighborhood fully loaded with ice tea and Skittles?"

- "If I had a daughter, and George Zimmerman were the last man on earth, well, besides me, I'd happily shake his hand and call him son. Seriously, b*tches be crazy if they don't want him!"

Thanks for your input, guys. Well, here's a basic rundown of Fox News' hero, George Zimmerman's life, since he was acquitted of murder and manslaughter charges:

- A year ago, he threatened his estranged wife and father-in-law with a knife, punching the man in the nose.

- He then pulled a gun at his estranged wife's parents' place not long after she filed for divorce.

- Two months later, he was arrested for aggravated assault and battery after supposedly pointing a shotgun at his girlfriend.

That brings us to the most recent such story. From the sounds of it, George Zimmerman had a bit of a road rage incident, where, according to police, he pulled his truck alongside another person, before yelling, "Why are you pointing a finger at me? Do you know who I am? I'll f**king kill you."

The following day, the man Zimmerman threatened called 911, because he claimed that "Zimmerman was waiting for him at work and that he feared for his safety."

Fox News talking heads, given this bit of news, would you like to perhaps revise your earlier statements regarding George Zimmerman?

- "He's still an American hero in my book, which was probably written by someone else!"

- "You can't spell George Zimmerman without victim!"

- "I think I want him even more right now! ...but I'm still not gay!'

- "George Common Sense Zimmerman - yeah, that does sound about perfect!"

- "If only I had a daughter, her name would be Justine Hymn Zimmerman. :: sighs ::"

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2014/09/12/3567034/george-zimmerman-reportedly-threatened-to-kill-a-man-during-a-road-rage-incident/
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