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The process of Thom Tillis' brain functioning takes too long...

After spending decades in a North Carolina prison for a crime they didn't commit, Henry Lee McCollum and Leon Brown were finally freed.

When asked about the situation in his first debate with Democratic Senator Kay Hagan, Republican Thom Tillis said this: "I feel very, very sorry for them and I'm glad to know they're out. At least the process worked, it just took too long."

In light of this, expect Tillis to make similar statements with regard to the following scenarios:

Situation: Botched execution takes 9 hours to complete

Tillis: "At least the process worked, it just took too long."


Situation: Flight from D.C. to Charlotte takes 12 hours due to delays

Tillis: "At least the process worked, it just took too long."


Situation: Tillis attempts to add 2 + 2 on the calculator

Tillis: "At least the process worked, it just took too long."

Indeed it did...

http://thinkprogress.org/election/2014/09/04/3478699/gop-senate-hopeful-says-mans-30-years-wrongfully-on-death-row-shows-the-process-worked/

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