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New NRA Slogan Ideas

If there's one word most people associate with the NRA, it's "classy." How could we not? A little over a week ago, a 9-year-old girl in Arizona accidentally shot and killed a gun range instructor whom was attempting to show her how to shoot an Uzi. Not even two days after that tragedy unfolded, NRA Women tweeted the following message: "'7 Ways Children Can Have Fun at the Shooting Range' via @TeamWON. READ: womensoutdoornews.com/2014/08/7-ways..." In light of the tragedy and the NRA's response to it, I thought I'd help the organization think of some catchy new slogans. You're welcome, NRA...

- "Guns don't kill people; little girls with Uzis kill people!"

- "Guns make us safer! Unless you get shot by one!"

- "It's not the gun; it's the 9-year-old girl holding the gun!"

- "More unloaded guns, less crime!"

- "The only way you stop a little girl with a gun is an instructor showing her how to shoot that gun! Wait..."

Yeah, wait...

http://www.news.com.au/world/nra-tweets-about-kids-having-fun-with-guns-after-arizona-shooting-instructor-shot-by-young-girl/story-fndir2ev-1227040034252
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