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What I learned in week 3 of the NFL season

In week 3 of the NFL season, I learned that...

- ...it's San Francisco's goal to make the term "bonehead penalty" synonymous with "49ers," and by the end of the season, for an announcer to make the following statement during a game where Jim Harbaugh's team isn't playing: "Whoa! Did you see that? It looks like that guy just pulled a 49ers, which will cost his team 15 yards and possibly the game."

- ...if there were such a thing as the Self-Destructive Bowl, the New York Giants and San Francisco 49ers would be the two favorites to reach that all too desired game.

- ...Cleveland Browns fans are bound to build their own hotel in the near future, and call it, Heartbreak Hotel.

- ...using the prevent defense against Peyton Manning is about as useful as condoms with holes in them.

- ...the New England Patriots offense looks about as dominant as Bill Belichick is sexy standing in his hoodie on the sidelines.

- ...if Jacksonville swapped rosters with Florida State, the Jaguars might be an improved team.

- ...Washington and Philadelphia like each other about as much as Native Americans like the term "Redskins."

- ...Tampa Bay may fight Jacksonville to swap rosters with Florida State.

- ...50% of referees are bound to pull a muscle in their throwing arm at some point this season due to throwing too many penalty flags.

- ..., starting on January 1st of 2015, next to the term "floater" in the dictionary will be a picture of Geno Smith throwing a football.

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