Skip to main content

"How to Make a Stupid Comparison" brought to you by Mike Huckabee

Former Arkansas Governor and one of the 947 Republican candidates running for the 2016 presidential election - Mike Huckabee - isn't only lacking in the polls; he seems to be lacking in his expertise when it comes to comparisons.

After Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis was jailed for contempt of court after refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, Huckabee appeared on ABC's This Week and said this on the matter:

"You obey (the law) if it's right. So, I go back to my question, is slavery the law of the land because Dred Scott said so? Was that a correct decision? Should the courts have been irrevocably followed on that? Should Lincoln have been put in jail? Because he ignored it. That's the fundamental question."

That's right, ladies and gentlemen; Mike Huckabee just compared gay marriage to slavery. More specifically, he compared opposing slavery to opposing gay marriage rights. Let's think about that for a moment. Slavery prevented African-Americans from attaining equal rights under the law. The Supreme Court's ruling on gay marriage afforded homosexuals equal rights under the law (when it comes to marriage anyway). In other words, Mike Huckabee believes that supporting equal rights is the same as opposing equal rights. Like I said, he really needs to work on his comparisons. If anything, what Kim Davis is (or isn't) doing is enslaving a particular demographic, for she's attempting to prevent homosexuals from having equal rights under the law, much like African-Americans during the time of slavery in this country.

Segueing from that, based on Huckabee's rationale in this case, it's quite likely he's made the following statements in the past:

- "It's perfectly fine for me to believe Muslims shouldn't be able to build mosques in this country. I mean, would it have been wrong for me to have been against women being allowed to vote?"

- "Yes, I support these voter suppression laws with regard to African-Americans, just like I didn't support slavery laws of these same very African-Americans back in the day!"

- "It should be perfectly legal for Christians to discriminate against everyone else, but illegal for anyone else to discriminate against Christians!"

No, like his polling numbers, comparisons definitely aren't Mike Huckabee's strong suit...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mike-huckabee-kim-davis-slavery_55ec61c4e4b03784e2761cb6

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun...

Trump's Lie Tally at the CNN Debate

1) "We had the greatest economy in the history of our country. We had never done so well. Every – everybody was amazed by it. Other countries were copying us." 2) "But the thing we never got the credit for, and we should have, is getting us out of that COVID mess." 3) "The only jobs he created are for illegal immigrants and bounceback jobs; they’re bounced back from the COVID." 4) "Not going to drive them higher. It’s just going to cause countries that have been ripping us off for years, like China and many others, in all fairness to China – it’s going to just force them to pay us a lot of money, reduce our deficit tremendously, and give us a lot of power for other things." (tariffs) 5) "He also said he inherited 9 percent inflation." 6) "No, he inherited almost no inflation and it stayed that way for 14 months. And then it blew up under his leadership, because they spent money like a bunch of people that didn’t know what t...