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What I learned in Week 3 of the NFL season...

In Week 3 of the NFL season, I learned...

- ...the Atlanta Falcons may soon come out of the closet as an organization, for the team seems to love playing from behind.

- ...Odell Beckham must have super glue on the bottom of his hands.

- ...Cam Newton and Ed Hochuli are in deep contemplation about what to get one another for Christmas.

- ...Miami Dolphins players, coaches, and fans were secretly hoping Ndamukong Suh would stomp on quarterback Ryan Tannehill at some point during their 41-14 loss to Buffalo.

- ...San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick suffered a 3-hour mental lapse, as thought he was an Arizona Cardinal on Sunday.

- ..., with both Josh and Luke McCown starting on Sunday, it's only a matter of time before Cade McNown makes a comeback.

- ...the Chicago Bears performance on Sunday will be used in the future as a guide for all aspiring punters.

- ...Joe Flacco may be going to f**king awesome Disneyworld a bit earlier than expected this year.

- ..., while listening to Blue Oyster Cult's classic, "(Don't Fear) The Reaper," Seattle Seahawks players have been heard saying, "You know what we need? More Clausen!"

- ...a 90-degree December game is more likely at Lambeau Stadium than Aaron Rodgers throwing an interception there.
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