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Book Updates (20% off through 11:59 pm EST on Friday, July 15th)

Well, upon reading through the proof copies of my two new books, I noticed a couple minor errors here and there. Along with fixing those, I decided to condense the books somewhat (10 pages on one and 12 on the other), to weed out a couple things I found to be less funny than the rest and to also help lower prices a bit.

Both revised versions of the books are now available at http://www.lulu.com

The Kind-Hearted Smartas* (uncensored version) is now $14.40 (20% off from $18.00) and at 278 pages. That's for the paperback. It can also be downloaded for $3.60 (20% off from $4.50).

As the title of this blog states, through this Friday, July 15th, the books will be an extra 20% off, which would lower the price of the before-mentioned book to $11.52 for the paperback and $2.88 to download. To get this extra 20% off, type the following code when ordering the book: BIG305

I'll now rundown the prices for my three other books:

The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck (censored version): $14.00 (down from $17.50) and at 260 pages. That's the paperback edition. To download the book, it would cost $3.20 (down from $4.00)

Including the extra 20% off through Friday, the paperback would cost $11.20 and the downloadable version would cost $2.56. Again, the code to attain this deal is BIG305

Those are my two most recent books. For my first, Seasons Come, People Grow: A Poetic Journey, the paperback costs $10.56 (down from $13.20) and to download, it costs $2.20 (down from $2.75). It's 184 pages long.

Adding in the extra 20%, those prices would be: $8.45 for the paperback and $1.76 to download. Once again, for the deal, type in the code BIG305

Finally, for my second book, The Serious Scale of Sarcasm: More Balanced Than a Drunken High-Heeled Clown On a Tight Rope, the paperback version usually costs $12.64 (down from $15.80) and to download the book, it costs $2.60 (down from $3.25). This book is 236 pages long.

With the extra 20% discount through Friday, the paperback costs $10.12 and the downloadable version costs $2.08. One more time...to receive this extra discount, type BIG305 as the code when ordering it.

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