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My Book Rundown: "The Serious Scale of Sarcasm: More Balanced Than a Drunken High-Heeled Clown On a Tight Rope" (2007)

Ever been on a date where your date pretended to figure skate on the carpet for two hours? Has a friend, date, or loved one ever confessed their love of mannequins to you? Want to know what the top ten post-presidential jobs are for George W. Bush? Ever wonder how Valentine's Day came to be, fictionally speaking? Wonder no more. All these questions will be answered, experiences will be shared, and then some, in The Serious Scale of Sarcasm: More Balanced Than a Drunken High-Heeled Clown on a Tight Rope. Craig Rozniecki, author of Seasons Come, People Grow: A Poetic Journey, goes a very different route in his second book, as he goes from vague, open to interpretation poetry to very blunt and in your face humor and analysis. Rozniecki makes fun of anything from commercials to politicians to celebrities to the Internet(s). All this is talked about and so much more in Rozniecki's second book, The Serious Scale of Sarcasm: More Balanced Than a Drunken High-Heeled Clown on a Tight Rope.

The book can be purchased at the following sites (and others... The ones I've listed are the cheapest I've found, with the first link being a way to view all of the sites where the book is sold):

http://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1600&bih=684&q=Craig+Rozniecki&btnG=Google+Search#sclient=psy&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=v5v&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&channel=s&source=hp&q=%22the+serious+scale+of+sarcasm+more+balanced+than+a+drunken+high+heeled+clown+on+a+tight+rope%22&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=fce33a84b0764b22&biw=1600&bih=684


Lulu: $12.64

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/the-serious-scale-of-sarcasm-more-balanced-than-a-drunken-high-heeled-clown-on-a-tight-rope/903963


Amazon: $9.60 - $15.80

http://www.amazon.com/Serious-Scale-Sarcasm-Balanced-High-Heeled/dp/1430328029


iTunes: $4.49

http://itunes.apple.com/gb/book/the-serious-scale-of-sarcasm/id444181441?mt=11


Downloadable version: $2.60

http://www.lulu.com/product/file-download/the-serious-scale-of-sarcasm-more-balanced-than-a-drunken-high-heeled-clown-on-a-tight-rope/903965?productTrackingContext=search_results%2Fsearch_shelf%2Fcenter%2F2


The book received the following review:

"'6-stars!'

I must say that I've never read a book quite like this one, but that's a good thing in this case.

First off, one has to love the title. It's perhaps one of the longest titles I've ever seen and yet one that I can't forget.

I love how the book opens up, with these random and personal, yet very entertaining stories. From the time he was mistaken as his friend's sister to the time a cop pulled him over in the driveway to a couple of very strange dates, these stories are bound to make some scratch their heads, but will make the majority laugh whole-heartedly.

The book then dives into and out of different topic material, through short stories, sarcastic remarks, and/or footnoted research (the footnotes are rather humorous as well). While I didn't agree with everything he had to say, nothing that he wrote ever angered me at all. Even the portions where I may have disagreed with the author, he used such humor or language, that while I may not have agreed with his view, I enjoyed reading about it.

The best part of the book, in my opinion, is when Rozniecki dissects President Bush's slip-ups at the mic (AKA Bushisms) with his own little wisecracks. This part of the book brought me to tears on a few occasions, it was so funny.

The worst part, in my opinion, is when Rozniecki covers a few topics in the sports-world, but that's only because I know nothing about the topics. I'm sure that won't be the case for others out there.

Overall, the book was a very quick, interesting, and entertaining read. Much of it was very dry and funny and the serious portions of it were very interesting. He has a very fresh and unique way of looking at things. I give it 6-stars! Highly recommended!"


Contents

Introduction - Let Me Start By Saying...

Chapter 1 - Story Time
      Carpet + Shoes + Boombox = 
      Ms. Norman Bates
      The Driveway Adventure
      Mistaken For a Woman
      Crabby Old Men
      The Girl Without a Clue

Chapter 2 - Bouncing Around
      Born To Be...
      What is "normal"?
      The Nice Person's Dilemma
      The Problem With "Liberal" Teachers
      THPIDICBLN Complex
      BMI
      Narrowing the Scope to Our Own Liking
      Nebraska Weather
      False Dilemmas
      Drama Kings and Queens
      Euthanasia Theory
      The Last Word
      Give and Take
      The Art of Exaggeration
      Do You Think Like a Serial Killer?
      American Arrogance (Ignorance)
      The National Smokers' Convention
      Nuts, Eh?
      Why I'm Not a Bar Lover
      The Random Know-It-All
      The "Hey" Conversation
      What Should Americans Really Fear?

Chapter 3 - Is It Dry in Here or Is It Just Me?
      They'll be remembered for...
      The Top Ten Things George W. Bush Could Say to Shock the Nation in His State of the Union Address
      How to Lose Weight and Fast!
      The Top Ten Things Guys Don't Want to Hear On a First Date
      The Top Ten Ways President Bush Can Improve His Approval Ratings
      They'd be fun to party with, wouldn't they? (Bush and Clinton)
      Got E.D.?
      Afraid of Being Alone?
      The Top Ten Signs A Guy Is Whipped
      Wouldn't it be funny if...?
      The Top Ten Post-Presidential Jobs For George W. Bush

Chapter 4 - The Most Confusing Word in the English Language (Outside of "Nuculur" and "Subliminable" for some)
      Controversial Marriage
      Talk Talk Talky
      Nice Guys vs. Bad Boys
      Dennis Rodman Syndrome (DRS)
      When is it considered cheating and when is it not?
      Over an Ex?
      I-N-T-E-R-E-S-T

Chapter 5 - You've Got Junk (as in mail)
     To Blog or Not To Blog
     Sympathy Blogs
     Online Dating
     Online Ambiguity
     MySpace, YourSpace, We All Love MySpace (A Little Bit Too Much)
     Junk Mail

Chapter 6 - Click It!
     "Reality"
     American Idol Study
     Political Commercials
     Survivor Based on Race

Chapter 7 - I Give It Two Eyes Open, A Brain Still Functioning and An Empty Popcorn Bag
     Snakes On A Plane, Eh?
     World Trade Center, The Movie

Chapter 8 - The Older I Get, The Louder It Gets
      Lance Bass Comes Out

Chapter 9 - What's In The Game?
      Madden Monopoly

Chapter 10 - Got Curling?
      Is Andruw Jones a Future HOF'er?
      Michael Vick's Odd Relationship With The Media
      Never Have I Heard So Much Hype Based On The Pre-Season
      #715
      Retaliation in Baseball
      D-Wade
      Top Ten NFL Quarterbacks
      World Series Home-Field Advantage
      The Fantasy Sports Effect
      College vs. Pro Football
      Top Ten Most Exciting NFL Players

Chapter 11 - Adults Say The Darnedest Of Things!
      "I am not an -ist!"
      Bush Quote Commentary
      A Saying I'm Sick Of...
      "It was like... Oh my gosh!"
      "America Haters"
      "Things happen"
      "They all sound the same!"
      "It's All Mental!"
      "A Game of Inches"
      An(n)ti Coulter
      John Bolton Is No Michael
      Some People...
      Newt Simply Being Newt

Chapter 12 - Pray For Me
      Naming them "God" and "Devil" was quite clever
      What kind of a name is Joseph Smith?
      Should religion be allowed in school?

Chapter 13 - Read Their Lips, "We're full of...."
      Being Liberal-ized
      Tookie Williams
      Feel Safer Now?
      The Ghost of bin Laden
      Immigration
      Why the Fuss?
       It's Now Official! We Speak English!
       A Radical Democratic Idea
       Was Al-Zarqawi A Myth?
       The National Security Excuse

Chapter 14 - Celebrate With Madonna
       War on What? Christmas?
        Ten Ways to Improve Christmas
       Who Invented Hallmark (Valentine's) Day?

References

Acknowledgments

About the Author 

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