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Delusion can now be spelled C-A-I-T-L-Y-N J-E-N-N-E-R

While I've lauded Caitlyn Jenner for coming out as transgender and even had no qualms about her winning ESPN's Arthur Ashe Courage Award, I can't help but laugh at her ridiculous comments with regard to politics. She's made it known that, despite a large majority of Republican politicians fighting against the LGBT community's aspiration to attain equal rights, she's a conservative Republican. In an article The Advocate recently released, Jenner even said she'd be incredibly interested in potentially being Ted Cruz's "trans ambassador." Not only that, but in her reality show, I Am Cait, Jenner made the following comments when discussing politics with trans activist and writer Jennifer Finney Boylan:

- "...None of the Republicans [say], 'Oh, I hate trans people,' or, 'I hate gays.' Nothing like that. They do more, 'I want a thriving economy so every trans person has a job.'"

- "...Republicans and conservatives are not these horrible people out there trying to oppress people I don't know anything of what they said down there, but I'm not blaming it on Republicans and conservatives."

- "Now, he may have been Republican (Jeff Norwood, who was responsible for the 'No men in women's bathrooms' ads), I don't know, he might have been a Democrat. I don't know. ... It just so happens he happens to be a Republican. I wish he was a damn Democrat. That would have made my argument much easier."

- "I don't feel like they're out to get us (Republicans). Every conservative guy out there believes in everybody's rights."

No, Caitlyn Jenner doesn't come across as the brightest crayon in the box, even when the brightest crayon in the box is sh*t brown.

GOP: "Roe v Wade should be overturned, taking women's abortion rights with the ruling!"

Jenner: "Every conservative guy out there believes in everybody's rights."


GOP: "We don't support equal pay for equal work for women."

Jenner: "Every conservative guy out there believes in everybody's rights."


GOP: "Gay and lesbian couples should not be able to legally marry!"

Jenner: "Every conservative guy out there believes in everybody's rights."


GOP: "Tax-paying, law-abiding illegal immigrants should not be provided an opportunity to gain citizenship."

Jenner: "Every conservative guy out there believes in everybody's rights."


GOP: "Gay and lesbian couples shouldn't be able to adopt children."

Jenner: "Every conservative guy out there believes in everybody's rights."


GOP: "Certain people should not be allowed to vote. As a matter of fact, we should try to make it more difficult for the following groups: Women, minorities, students, veterans, and elders."

Jenner: "Every conservative guy out there believes in everybody's rights."


GOP: "We should make certain to keep transgender people out of our bathrooms!"

Jenner: "Every conservative guy out there believes in everybody's rights."


Yeah, it seems pretty certain now, that when the next Webster dictionary is released, delusion will be spelled C-A-I-T-L-Y-N J-E-N-N-E-R.

http://gawker.com/caitlyn-jenner-every-conservative-guy-out-there-belie-1763278616

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