Delusion can now be spelled C-A-I-T-L-Y-N J-E-N-N-E-R

While I've lauded Caitlyn Jenner for coming out as transgender and even had no qualms about her winning ESPN's Arthur Ashe Courage Award, I can't help but laugh at her ridiculous comments with regard to politics. She's made it known that, despite a large majority of Republican politicians fighting against the LGBT community's aspiration to attain equal rights, she's a conservative Republican. In an article The Advocate recently released, Jenner even said she'd be incredibly interested in potentially being Ted Cruz's "trans ambassador." Not only that, but in her reality show, I Am Cait, Jenner made the following comments when discussing politics with trans activist and writer Jennifer Finney Boylan:

- "...None of the Republicans [say], 'Oh, I hate trans people,' or, 'I hate gays.' Nothing like that. They do more, 'I want a thriving economy so every trans person has a job.'"

- "...Republicans and conservatives are not these horrible people out there trying to oppress people I don't know anything of what they said down there, but I'm not blaming it on Republicans and conservatives."

- "Now, he may have been Republican (Jeff Norwood, who was responsible for the 'No men in women's bathrooms' ads), I don't know, he might have been a Democrat. I don't know. ... It just so happens he happens to be a Republican. I wish he was a damn Democrat. That would have made my argument much easier."

- "I don't feel like they're out to get us (Republicans). Every conservative guy out there believes in everybody's rights."

No, Caitlyn Jenner doesn't come across as the brightest crayon in the box, even when the brightest crayon in the box is sh*t brown.

GOP: "Roe v Wade should be overturned, taking women's abortion rights with the ruling!"

Jenner: "Every conservative guy out there believes in everybody's rights."

GOP: "We don't support equal pay for equal work for women."

Jenner: "Every conservative guy out there believes in everybody's rights."

GOP: "Gay and lesbian couples should not be able to legally marry!"

Jenner: "Every conservative guy out there believes in everybody's rights."

GOP: "Tax-paying, law-abiding illegal immigrants should not be provided an opportunity to gain citizenship."

Jenner: "Every conservative guy out there believes in everybody's rights."

GOP: "Gay and lesbian couples shouldn't be able to adopt children."

Jenner: "Every conservative guy out there believes in everybody's rights."

GOP: "Certain people should not be allowed to vote. As a matter of fact, we should try to make it more difficult for the following groups: Women, minorities, students, veterans, and elders."

Jenner: "Every conservative guy out there believes in everybody's rights."

GOP: "We should make certain to keep transgender people out of our bathrooms!"

Jenner: "Every conservative guy out there believes in everybody's rights."

Yeah, it seems pretty certain now, that when the next Webster dictionary is released, delusion will be spelled C-A-I-T-L-Y-N J-E-N-N-E-R.

http://gawker.com/caitlyn-jenner-every-conservative-guy-out-there-belie-1763278616

Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun

The difference between "looking" and "checking out"

I may be way off with these numbers, but it's my approximation that at least 75% of individuals whom are involved in a serious relationship feel it's perfectly acceptable to "check out" members of the opposite sex they're not involved with. Meanwhile, approximately 25% either don't feel this is acceptable or aren't sure about the matter. I hadn't thought about this matter for a while, but since I've been dating a woman for about 8 months, the topic has been pondered about some. When reading or hearing others discuss this very issue, I often times hear comments similar to the following: "It's human nature to look." "There's nothing wrong with checking others out. I'm sure he/she does it too!" "It's fine to do it. Just don't tell your boyfriend/girlfriend about it or do it in front of them!" "It's natural to find people attractive." When observing the array of comments, I i

The verdict is in. To no one's surprise, Jonathan Hoenig has been found guilty of being an idiot.

Just recently, when discussing the Michael Brown shooting and whether or not race had anything to do with it, Fox News contributor Jonathan Hoenig said, "You know who talks about race? Racists." One moment while I provide Mr. Hoenig with the well deserved slow-clap. :: slow-claps for two seconds :: So, that was quite the line by Mr. Hoenig, wasn't it? "You know who talks about race? Racists." Well, wasn't he just talking about race? So, by his own words, I guess that makes him a racist. Also, if he wants to be consistent, does this mean that people whom talk about gender are sexists and people whom talk about sexual orientation are homophobes? With that line of thinking, Hoenig would engage in the following back-and-forths: Hoenig: "So, who are you voting for?" A woman: "The Democratic candidate, because he's been adamant about his support for equal rights for women." Hoenig: "You sexist feminist nazi!"

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